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Lord help me I am using the Numerical Properties to implement algorithms quickly.

uhh...i was still using them

like this

The new Black Mirror episode was pretty weird

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Thinking on this, I think I should write a "what I'm actually planning to do about C" post. I never really talked about what I think an ideal C would look like, so I am technically letting people who know nothing about me (and apparently can't read ~any of the publicly available work I do)...

huh maybe big 4K monitor guys have a point

"What does it mean to be an honorary something" -"It's when you're not the thing but you're accepted into the group anyway" "Do you have an example?" -"Sure, 5 is an honorary even number" "Damn, you're right"

2025 was many things, but most of all let's remember it as the year I finally found Crosscountry BC: cdrom.ca/games/cancon...

“We will take all your jobs and destroy humanity and the Earth! Also we’re going to force this into everything now, and you have to use it to train your replacement or you’re fired. Oh, and it kills kids and makes CSAM and revenge porn, as a treat” Why don’t people like this? A mystery for the ages

YOU HAVE TO STAY ALIVE TO KISS WOMEN

I cannot emphasize enough that the attempts to anthropomorphize an algorithm is a fundamental act of journalistic malpractice and an intentional act to shield the people responsible for this. It's fucking shameful.

I didn't realize how much my Twotter enjoyment was based on reading good replies to posts until Elon ruined it. could find great jokes and/or good educational info from experts. then it basically disappeared overnight

these are some really hard-hitting checks GHC: checking value of E2BIG... 1 checking value of EACCES... 2 checking value of EADDRINUSE... 3 checking value of EADDRNOTAVAIL... 4 checking value of EAFNOSUPPORT... 5 checking value of EAGAIN... 6 checking value of EALREADY... 7

"10,000 Democrats sign petition demanding Nicki Minaj be deported after her comments at Trump event." Yes. We know. This is why we don't trust them to dismantle ICE. They want all that power. They just want it with a polite person at its head.

Very fun reading comments like "Björkus is just trying to C++-ify C" and the evidence presented is a bunch of C-exclusive things I'm doing that C++ doesn't have.

This honestly just pisses me off more because it's a bunch of instructions and guidelines *for* the LLM that the LLM will happily ignore. It reiterates that all of this is just begging the content regurgitation machine to wipe its ass before it shits on you. It's worse than useless.

she is locked in

day one in mamdani’s new york

"we're here to inspect your daycare center"

someone should make a "my human pet has more agency than your tradwife" bumper sticker

i got enfeebled. fuck you. im beefing with the dictionary again

Oh fuck.... now I'm late for this, too.

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is officially mayor of New York City

>Clinically depressed >Terrible with people >Thinks Opossums are cute and should be pets >Excellent taste in facial hair >Contemplates extinguishing the sun on a bad day Literally me

"ah hell nah" is the correct reaction to cmake to be fair

Congrats to @sophiajt.com and @transistance.press for their big win!!!!

"Studies show people like to spend majority of time/entire life with partner who agrees with them on issues" whoah that's crazy can you imagine. Dumb fucking rag.

[Repost] (2022) Watercolor comm for flyinlionart

Some Nazi on Twitter put together this… inspirational mood board? in which I am anti-racist, a 1337 hacker, and also hot

NEW: In a "surprise twist" that everyone with a working brain expected, it turns out shuttling variables through globals or statics is far, far more expensive than using the stack and/or registers with normal arguments and an implicit backing object. Crazy How That Works! thephd.dev/the-cost-of-...

New article going up soon, filled with the hatred I have in my heart.

Honestly at this point if you see a viral video of something funny happening on a door camera just assume that shit is fake. That well is thoroughly poisoned.

Horrible discovery that I'm still dealing with. New Windows install, decided to take the plunge into 11 to see just how bad it is. Slipstream'd an ISO with NTLite like I normally do. Removed all the AI stuff. A+ so far. Noticed Internet Explorer is still installed. Uncheck it. Guess what?

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Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”

Centrists will continue to be punched in the face by day to day events until they stop believing that cultivating their inner calm makes them rational.

ok I know for a bit if you applied for a US passport while transgender they'd just steal your documents and not give you a passport; does anybody know if it's still quite that bad? I'm assuming even though I got my birth certificate corrected I'm not likely to get accurate info

Happy snow day, skitches!

wtf do you mean a disability disables me and doesn't make me hot and cute and sexy and cool

Now that I've added a few more benchmarks to the list, I should probably put out a quick addendum to the "Cost of Closures" writeup I made.

transgender catgirls once again getting into places they shouldn't be, GPG signing and verifying vulnerabilities gpg.fail

It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this

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