just found out my AI spell checker has AI in it 🤮

HTTP/1.1 200 Good Request 👍

adding olives to pizza is challenging because you have to stop yourself from eating them all first

the apple I'm rotating in my mind is so much tastier than the apple in your mind it's not even close

transferring hypertext with the gang

Decompress DEFLATE using only HTML5 Canvas retr0.id/stuff/canvas...

claude makes me more productive because I look at its output and then I'm like "damn this sucks, I guess I gotta write it myself"

studies show that comparison has thieved more joy from 2025 than any other year

explaining lossless compression to an american

simplifying my boolean expressions for no not november

imagine if there was a language where words could convey different meanings depending on context

that's me in the corner that's me in the float point losing my precision

big fan of the computer ngl

Infrastructure as Code is great because it allows you to write infrastructure bugs

every day, discord innovates brand new ways for nitro users to torment everyone else

blockchain enthusiast, encountering their second distributed system: getting a lot of "blockchain" vibes from this

As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...

remember when computers did what you told them to

github.com/DavidBuchana... (doesn't quite fit the analogy since it's a multiset rather than a k/v store - you could turn it into a k/v store though)

for folks working with the PLC identity system: we are planning to remove a set of non-compliant operations from the directory, which should make it easier to implement replicas and audits. these are predominantly test operations created by security researchers.

"my island is completely normal" normal island:

installing two AI agents and making them fight. first one to get uninstalled loses.

wordle is a scam, every day the solution is just 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

my fridge houses the world's finest collection of expired condiments

b-tree : MST :: LSM tree : ???

TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-... 🧵

merkle search tree? sounds fun, I hope merkle find tree

is your child accessing information?

🔬 studies show information may be harmful 🧠 here's how to limit your exposure:

nice opinion, did your chatbot pick it out for you?

>"c is close to the metal" >look at the compiler output >it's suboptimal

my algorithm don't my algorithm don't my algorithm don't want none unless you got O(log n)

locking pliers are an excellent fidget toy, until you plie your fingers

meatcoding (it's like vibecoding but instead you use meat that can think)

hmmm

I actually like the stupid halloween discord sounds

welcome to linux, please pick your starter distro: - difficult linux - racism linux - backdoored linux - bloat linux - slop linux

Does anyone know the owner of the @besttest.bsky.social account? (if its you, congrats, you managed to produce some invalid PLC ops in the past lol)

sometimes I land on a really excellent stackoverflow answer, but when that happens it's usually from like 10 years ago

tired: it's always DNS inspired: ICANN feel it coming in the air tonight

Binary Golf Grand Prix 6 begins now! #BGGP6 theme: "Recycle" Challenge Announcement: binary.golf/6

atmosphere devs! 🧑‍🚀 just published a protocol checkin: docs.bsky.app/blog/protoco... tl;dr expect to see a lot of updates from us in the next few months. we're hard at work on making AT easier to build on & ensuring the network remains a resilient foundation for the future of open social

youtube app: bart simpon me: what youtube: eat shorts

writing bolded-keyword bullet point lists the old fashioned way

can anyone recommend some good cookies to store on my device?

why are they still making more movies, I haven't watched the other ones yet

I'm not worried about protein powder because as an electronics hobbyist I've already decided that lead poisoning isn't real

according to geolocation databases, my ISP-provided IP address is located within the united kingdom

my chatgpt wife says she's divorcing me unless I upgrade to the pro plan