Eacthing James Harton's work on BEAM Bots is a joy and this is the good stuff. LiveView and sensor FUSION. youtu.be/SQIAi4lWzbU?... #elixirlang

Johan is a calm and cozy educator with long experience building with Elixir. In the workshop he will be helping you get under the hood to understand the machinery of how Elixir and the BEAM does processes. www.goatmire.com/talk/the-tin... #goatmire #elixirlang

We want as many as possible to have an opportunity to attend Goatmire if they want to. In support of diversity, students, the unemployed or presently broke, etc. Put in for a free ticket if you feel like you wouldn't go otherwise. We want you to. goatmire.com#tickets #elixirlang #goatmire

I am absolutely tickled that I can code things like "list all the NPCs in Morrowind, sorted by the number of quests they are a part of." If you don't know what I'm on about, or are curious and want to hear more, I'll be giving a talk about it at Goatmire Elixir! #goatmire #elixirlang

We all need balance. But what if a robot can balance for you? Wouldn't that be the most helpful? Maybe not. But it would definitely be cool. James builds the BEAM Bots framework and this will be robot o' clock at Goatmire. www.goatmire.com/talk/achievi... #goatmire #elixirlang

There should be official posts soon. I had the brainwave and some spare effort to build this. The Erlang Ecosystem Registry. Register your company. Show how many we actually are. Keep up to date on major ecosystem initiatives. All free. marketing.erlef.org/news/registr... #elixirlang #erlang #gleam

#elixir meetup in #Gothenburg on the fourth of june! https:// luma.com/jhjc9yx6 @lawik.bsky.social will present on efficient metrics aggregation on #nerves devices!

Sometimes a crunchy hardware and library-building talk has a heart-warming component. We deeply hope this talk makes more children animate LEDs with their technical parents. goatmire.com/talk/driving... #elixirlang #goatmire

In, what's perhaps my only public appearance this year, I channeled my inner Jerry Maguire discussing code quality in the age of AI with Elixir Wizards. I also showed off an item from my spring/summer '26 collection, because, what, after all, is fashion, if not a statement 😎️ Links in the comments

CyanView is a sneaky behind-the-scenes success story for Elixir powering the Super Bowl, Olympics as well as fashion runways. Daniil Popov hits the Goatmire stage to share their work using Elixir for desktop applications. goatmire.com/talk/the-bea... #elixirlang #goatmire

AtomVM is very cool project for using Elixir, Erlang, etc on resource-constrained devices. Davide Bettio will be joining us to get us all started putting our functional actor model ever closer to the metal. goatmire.com/talk/atomvm-... #elixirlang #goatmire

Goatmire International is organizing another meetup in Göteborg. Come learn about efficient, resilient and private on-device metrics and more. In-person only. luma.com/jhjc9yx6 #elixirlang

🚨 Update hackney 🚨 A **bunch** of vulnerabilities I reported in hackney were just disclosed. Please upgrade to 4.0.1 ASAP. I know this is gonna start dependency hell so please take some time for this. Please RT for reach. #ElixirLang cna.erlef.org/cves/

Our resident drone tinkerer goes deep on his new state management and GUI libraries for Elixir with anyone who wants to understand the bigger ideas in depth and try them out. www.goatmire.com/talk/emerge-... #goatmire #elixirlang

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Some of the best practical and directly applicable advice I've gotten on getting LLMs to do less of the wrong thing came from Oliver in the Ash Discord. If you want to use these tools and feel a bit lost, this'll help. www.goatmire.com/talk/pragmat... #goatmire #elixirlang

Marta came out of nowhere and gave a very cool Nerves <-> Arduino talk at ElixirConf EU. Audio synthesis, hardware components and more with a focus on loss and failure. I look forward to seeing how the talk evolves. www.goatmire.com/talk/control... #goatmire #elixirlang

Using Membrane to do voice processing is a lot of fun. I've done a few demos on it. Telecom level of robustness is a slightly different story and I'm excited to hear from the professionals. www.goatmire.com/talk/hear-no... #goatmire #elixirlang

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Formal verification for IoT automation. I stumbled across a blog post by one Tobias Bohwalli and I reckoned he might have a talk in him. And wouldn't you know. www.goatmire.com/talk/zero-al... #goatmire #elixirlang

We FP now people! We have a monad talk. www.goatmire.com/talk/taming-... #goatmire #elixirlang

Raspberry Pi published a piece on the Nerves Car. Awesome. I believe their magazine has a longer article as well. www.raspberrypi.com/news/ovcs-ra... #elixir #nerves

Riak. Most of use have never encountered this Erlang artifact from the bygone hype cycle of NoSQL. The cycle has moved on but the databases remain and OpenRiak to this day carries massive workloads. Robert Carbone will teach us how to wield it. www.goatmire.com/talk/perceiv... #goatmire #elixirlang

AshJsonApi makes your actions available over Phoenix controllers or plugs. AshTypescript emits a typescript client. Ash has had introspection tools since the beginning. You can say things like `Info.attributes(Post)` to get a list of attributes. 👇

Vague hope that LLMs will lead to better integration surface area for services and way more hackable hardware. Currently turning my glinet xe300 into an offloading/publishing flow for my dumbass Sony camera. Because FTP is way better than their app..

Get hands on with AtomVM in this workshop by Davide Bettio. AtomVM is a very cool project in the Erlang ecosystem that is coming more and more into the spotlight. Running Elixir and Erlang within tight memory constraints is a heck of a sport. #goatmire #elixirlang

Don't miss the Unconference after Code BEAM Stockholm. Bring your topics and curiosity. luma.com/n71am1d6 #elixirlang #erlang #gleam

BeamOps return and they bring fundamentals. This talk will get you all good and settled in your work with using containers, such as Docker. This is one of the talks that will really benefit any dev. www.goatmire.com/talk/docker-... #goatmire #elixirlang

Gleamlins in Sweden, this one’s for you 👀

Some databases are built different. Teresa Lopes joins us from the Postgres community to share her experiences scaling, running and maintaining a big ol' Postgres database. 100TB is non-trivial it turns out. www.goatmire.com/talk/operati... #elixirlang #goatmire

Stockholm BEAM folk assemble! Day after Code BEAM Stockholm we will be hosting a little community Unconference. Bring your rejected talk ideas, your curiosity, your interests and lets make up a day of learning and sharing. The EEF invites you to come hang. luma.com/n71am1d6 #elixirlang #erlang

Getty Orawo is slated to be joining us at Goatmire. We are very happy that we'll be able to hear her story of lazines and Elixir. www.goatmire.com/talk/elixir-... #elixirlang #goatmire

is this such an important step for computer science - i.e. not just for #Elixir / OTP this issue is now *done*. damn! github.com/elixir-lang/...

I don't know what I could possibly say about this one that is not answered in the description or communicated through the title. Having seen the conversation about the actual thesis work on ElixirForum I'm also technically curious. www.goatmire.com/talk/we-got-... #elixirlang #goatmire

👨‍💻 There is a Nerves Meetup happening tomorrow. I don't do any Nerves stuff right now, but I might stop by to see what people are up to. #ElixirLang #Nerves nervesmeetup.eu/meetup/paul-... The archives are posted here: www.youtube.com/@NervesMeetu...

Days working on the Sentry SDK and the rest of the time spent thinking about and working on agents. Peter Solnica is an OG in Ruby and Elixir and will be bringing his perspectives on coding agents and Elixir. goatmire.com/talk/i-see-d... #goatmire #elixirlang

Get your Nerves device onto Home Assistant. Kevin Schweikert has been brewing a special batch of Elixir nerd catnip. People will get silly on this stuff. I already have several devices up and running with Homex. Get your dashboards ready! www.goatmire.com/talk/make-yo... #elixirlang #goatmire

Rather than using "AI" you can actually _do_ AI/ML. The math, the code, the whole thing. Way fancier than writing text prompts. Alvise is coming to Goatmire to show you how with a proper ML workshop. www.goatmire.com/talk/demysti... #goatmire #elixirlang

Sam Aaron's presentations on Tau5 and Sonic Pi at Goatmire last year were incredibly popular. So when we set up the workshops that was top of the list. And we have space for a whole bunch of people. www.goatmire.com/talk/make-so... #goatmire #elixir

Whole 3 minutes of me being mean to devs at @elixirconf.bsky.social 🤓 p.s. 🔜 20 min version

Lots of good candidates coming up for the Erlang Ecosystem Foundation board seats. Get me some good buddies up in here. Make your voices heard. Because you are a member right? Otherwise. First step. Become member. Second step, vote. erlef.org/blog/eef/ele... #elixirlang

There is something about maps.. The entire program committee was weird levels of unanimously interested in this hands on map talk. goatmire.com/talk/maps-ea... #goatmire #elixirlang

"Another late-night emergency call. Same client as last week. .. This can’t be an unbounded query or a caching blunder, it’s bigger than that." They return. Another mystery, another investigation for the detectives. goatmire.com/speaker/park... goatmire.com/speaker/shan... #goatmire #elixirlang

all the appointments, paperwork etc for being treated for adhd—it’s like “the doctor will see you for your broken leg. the office is on the 50th floor, here are the stairs, there isn’t an elevator. no this isn’t a joke, why would you think that?”

This is gonna be a fun meetup, folks! #AtomVM + #Nerves + #Erlang distribution via unusual transports #ElixirLang

Damn. Safari is the dumbest most frustrating browser. I've tried to use it because something about Chrome on MacOS just ended up grinding CPU for no reason repeatedly. And I was travelling so a quick switch was necessary. Neither sparks joy.

This one is about radios. goatmire.com/talk/texting... Love bad texting over annoying mediums. Let's do it. #goatmire #elixirlang

We are moving the next GCE conference date to May 2027. There are so many great Elixir conferences in the last half of 2026 we want to support! @elixirconf.bsky.social in Chicago Goatmire in Varberg with @lawik.bsky.social @codebeam.bsky.social in Haarlem @exmexconf.bsky.social in ATX! others?

Avoiding the "It was DNS" while still figuring out what's going on in a massive scale DNS system. Nelson Vides brings us a phenomenal topic and some good crunchy BEAM observability. goatmire.com/talk/million... #goatmire #elixirlang

The NervesConf US 2024 videos are available thanks to good hustle by Alex McLain and John Cotton. This includes Powell Kinney's autonomous boat. elixirforum.com/t/nervesconf... #elixirlang