Just in case you were wondering, I looked very hot at the ren faire today

Saw this decal on a utility worker truck that goes so unbelievably hard

Prison abolition includes dog cages sorry puppy girls

Happy Mother’s Day. I don’t have a mom to celebrate with I can be your mom. I’m proud of you sweetie 💖

Can I say something without everyone getting mad at me

Heartbreaking: Two beautiful lesbians kissing at the function have matching Harry Potter tattoos

Continuing to be hot until further notice

I made her cum but I couldn’t make her laugh 😔

To differentiate them from dog the dog type, I suggest we start using the term “homo canis” when talking about dog the girl type

It’s always free if you never play it 🥰

On Thursday, we stunt

POV: You are me and playing the new Diablo 4: Lord of hatred expansion by blizzard entertainment

Putting “dog breeder” on my resume and being very coy when the interview asks what kinds of dogs they were

The McDonald’s wiki entry for the Grimace is full of gifts like these

The demons are cis men and sissy porn accounts

God fucking dammit dude I woke up to even more gross fetish porn accounts reposting and interacting with that post and fuck dude why are men

IF YOU ARE A MAN AND YOU THINK THAT WOMEN ONLY EXIST TO FULFILL YOUR WEIRD SEXUAL FANTASIES KINDLY GO INSPECT THE STRAIGHTNESS OF THE HIGHWAY LANE LINES

HOW DO I REMOVE SOMEONE ELSES REPOST OF MY POSTS MY LAST POST GOT REPOSTED BY A SISSY PORN ACCOUNT AND IM SO FUCKING MAD IT DOES NOT REMOVE MY POST FROM THEIR PROFILE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS I AM NOT A FETISH I AM A WOMAN WHO LOOKS HOT FUCK YOU

Am I dream girl material?

*heavily flirting voice* “Hey do you like beyblades?”

Fighting the urge to post some absolute fire nudes I took jfc 🥴

Keeping up my “I have to be the hottest girl at school for some reason” routine

Beautiful women sending me pictures of their outfits god bless

We need an I saw the TV glow for enbys that don’t do the dishes

Sharks, he was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it anymore obvious?

"The way is lit! The path is clear..." The Vestal. A Fem-Darkest Dungeon series [12/20] #art #fanart #fantasyart #darkestdungeon

Thinking about this insane tinder profile I saw a bit ago

There are two ways a girl can make me feel good. Making me cum and telling me I’m funny

Hers and hers blood vials 🥰

Just got my blood drawn and will now have a vial of my blood

broke: gaydar woke: fursonar

“Oh no what I advocated for and voted for is happening to ME?!”

I don’t know who needs to this but there’s nothing wrong with getting a little horny at the art museum

One thing I was scared of about getting older is that love’s edge would dull a bit. But ive found that not only does the fervor one could feel while being in love not soften, but all the ways you are able to feel it deepen immensely.

“I’m gunna go to REI to get climbing equipment to climb the mimosa” Previously unsaid sentences in human history from the dollhouse

Got called old when making a joke anyone got a rec for a good retirement homes?

i really wish "children are people and people are not property" was not a radical opinion but unfortunately it's the central question up for debate with much of politics

The Northernlion cruise starting in Florida basically ensures none of his female fans can attend what were they thinking

Fanthony Sanprano here New Jerseys busiest mobster

You’ve bucca’d de last beppo friend

Are tourist traps gay?

Through circumstances I can only describe as mystical, I have come into the possession of a didgeridoo

youtu.be/oohRn36CWhs?... I’ve never felt more vindicated

She’s right what the fuck are we even doing

Here’s the whole fit btw just in case I needed to sell the vibe harder

I’m serving “girl I would have had a massive crush on in high school but would have been way too scared and intimidated to actually talk to”

How much tummy is too much tummy for class?

normal people: we should give care to the people who need it the utterly deranged:

He’s back home and doing okay. Eating and being sweet. Getting pets and eating treats