trusted sources are saying "flat fuck stelle"

calli's new album is good

rolls my eyes

i like how sometimes bsky will break but you won't know because it lets you keep posting like normal. but then if you try to switch accounts nothing will load. and then you can switch back to the working account like everything's normal.

im. not dealing with you right now.

okay!

migraine pain has mostly given way to nausea. wahoo.

ohhhhh really bad migraine

this kind of shit keeps happening to me

i like fighting the tentacle monsters in wilds because trying to cut off all of their tentacles is a fun challenge. i got 4 out of 6 on nu udra last night.

i really doubt they got a billion chicken into those cubes

this has been today's stelleva show. come back next week to find out which of us has been allowed to live by management.

nobody tell her that it's spelled bouillon

aizo aizo!

thinking about her also

take a couple minutes out of your day and listen to nerissa birdbrain again

tang ⬇️ tang ⬆️ tang ↗️

owwww

carted out on the pinecone and the thunder noodle and then realized I was still using level 1 tier 4 armor.. replaced that and upgraded a few levels and my Def went from 150 to 300. ha ha

my hammer lights the grass on fire when im charging it..

"i havent done anything all day" girlies when they're full of shit.

jussis...!

"why am I overheating so bad" said the fibro girlie cluelessly

dont wanna fight gore magala with this old man i wanna fight gore magala with olivia. fucked.

she's so cute

she hates me

i've got tako takover stuck in my head. (im aware of the obvious joke about having the mind control world domination song stuck in my head you dont have to make it.)

i think gigi would like exusiai

alohaii's "embrace" and "better luck next time" are so exumos to me

ugh kicks a rock

if they could make a better version of me that doesnt suffer from nerve inflammation all the time that'd be awesome

mostima/nymph

it's been like 6 months. watch silverl!ne again www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsX...

loona's heart attack but it's kaffly

this video has a fucking chokehold on me i cant see it in my youtube sidebar without watching it again

everyone says "that's oomf. that's fel meimei"

i see her everywhere i go

jin dahaad hammer embarassment

why is calstone light o the hoshimi miyabi of umamusume

don't understand how anyone can tolerate me I just completely shift interests every five minutes or spend a month not shutting up about one singular thing and when I'm not doing either of those I'm just being a bitch

I don't think this little freak emoji needs to exist 🫪

tired of seeing people who dont even read the story talking about hsr unit leaks that are still 4 patches away.

the wilds expac is gonna have a 45 minute frotting scene with olivia where you're both soaked in guardian blood.

sighs and lays in bed and stares at the ceiling. i dont know where to go from here.

ohh greatsword and hammer have counters.

im so fucking exhausted someone could literally, not figuratively or with the slightest hint of exaggeration, shoot me with a horse tranquilizer and i wouldn't notice a difference.

oh miss mizutsune you're just as beautiful as the day i met you