for those unaware, Mike Rowe is a notorious anti-union shithead. listen to the extremely good @citationspod.bsky.social about him: citationsneeded.libsyn.com/episode-64-m...

Ha ha ha I call it,, "Hollyweird",,, because I knew a girl named Holly once, and she was weird, and I miss her

I assume Lithium Americas is either a United Fruit -level atrocity machine or a Bernie Madoff -level scam, or both

All of his little details are as small around as a mechanical pencil lead. I hate him with my life. This one should have had a warning on it: "not for sausage fingered oafs who can't paint good"

He heard about Reylo

they should make the generals listen to rambling insecurity every week, this could be our new tuesday tradition

this is your guy. This is your no-nonsense macho hypercapitalist who's going to get the country back on track. "some of the ships? Not pretty enough"

going full "we used to be a proper country" and "retvrn" about the fact that they made damn near three full earth days of The Flintstones

drunk fox news idiot thinks he's giving the Always Be Closing speech to the various generals, it winds up just being a bunch of washed Late Tim Allen Sitcom bullshit about manliness, doesn't even realize the Always Be Closing speech wouldn't be relevant to generals in the first place.

2002 nostalgia video but it's about replacing Frank's desktop wallpaper with a screenshot of his desktop and hiding all the shortcuts and the start menu when he steps out of the lan party to get high

Hegseth: it’s hard to fly with the eagles…when u are surrounded with turkeys. Guy who has spent 40 years in military leadership: alright Hegseth: A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step Guy who has spent 40 years in military leadership: alright Hegseth: you can lead a horse to w

Saved $70 on Battlefield by seeing EA got bought by Saudi Arabia

i now 100% think this is true and why the shooting in michigan happened

I heard they're putting all the glup shittos in the new simpsons movie

pokemon called riboomba and it's a roomba but also a bee

Dang it's a good thing that video wasn't about a store I actually liked in 2002

when i drop my nuggets into medbed and it turn into chickens!

let's really ratchet up the brain poison. Let's do "being scornful about the 2002 walmart nostalgia bait is ageism".

if you've ever felt wistful about your childhood without becoming a fascist or a pedophile about it there's millions of americans that you're better than.

it's funny how he had to use ai to show him not doing youtube face

Hi! I borrowed $300m from the worst people in the world to buy your favourite thing! Now your favourite thing owes me $300m and sadly it looks like it can’t pay me back so I’ve taken it out back and shot it. Anyways, just wanted to ask… what’s your *second* favourite thing?

wow 55 billion dollars huh? someone bought the whole company for the cost of one copy of The Sims 4 with all the DLC

“All the Faucets” by sink-182, is this anything?

A just society would have beaten this mfer with hammers years ago

James Bond having a slice of LaRosa's pizza at the foot of the King's Island eiffel tower

JAMES BOND will return in HARAMBE NEVER DIES

M: Bond were sending you to Cincinnati, you have to go visit that zoo they have that is kind of a good zoo Bond, chugging a Monster energy drink: no problem beeyotch

google AI innovating again

The one pro-ICE guy they found to interview downtown today being a suburbs-based casino marketer and erotica convention entrepreneur named Larry Goone might be the thing that tips me over into We're Living In A Bad Fic territory

If the AI fox news medbed thing proves anything, it's that we could superimpose his face over Harrison Ford in air force one and get him to tell the press he remembers when that happened to him in real life

I love misinformation, and doing it for fun

this was about the church in michigan and not the boat restaurant in north carolina. today's the kind of day when you have to specify.

Dang I bet this time the media and administration are going to admit that there's a right wing violence problem. Surely this time. There isn't any way they're going to spin or deny or memory hole this one.

Got me in the med bed like

If you have an "unbridled desire to work" you better be doing something cool as shit, if you feel that way about a drudgery job you need help

One of the lesser known aspects of evangelical theology is the belief that angels have four foot long prehensile abdomens

Trump: I hope the troops smash up every skull in Portland, for their principled and practiced anarchism The median Portlander: Erm I'm worried a military occupation may result in lower bookings for the multiple houses I own and rent out short term at exorbitant prices to people who don't live here

Terrence Howard at it again

If I was a tutoring company and I wanted to convince you that I could teach your kids maths, I would probably not have an advert that said “3=2” on it! That’s just me though.

So the gunman in Dallas shot detainees, not ICE, and authorities are calling it an targeted act of violence against ICE. Got it.

My personal crackpot theory is that a lot of the most alienated channers are realizing that fascism isn't solving their problems but not realizing that wokeness didn't cause them, leaving them on an island where they see literally everyone as their enemy

CHOTINER: ME: CHOTINER: ME: CHOTINER: ME: CHOTINER: So you don’t really do— ME: I’ve never really done much of anything, no

No words. I believed in Ryan. We moved to Oklahoma because he promised that my awful sons Enigmus Rex and Pance would be given handguns in kindergarten and then not be given any instruction on how to use them safely. I bought a shitty gray house in Tulsa because he promised they wouldn't be woke.