I'm gonna be honest that captain America thing doesn't make him look like he fucks it makes him look like he's smuggling a bike seat down the front of his pants

I'm no expert, but between local 58, candle cove, broodhollow, etc., it sure seems like kris straub was a key tributary to the cultural river that produced the current moments being had by analog horror, creepypasta horror, and lovecraftian comedy. Maybe try hiring/funding him directly?

Basically, in our current economic system, if you use a piece of convenient land for any kind of affordable hangout, you're a chump and a moron and you shoulda sold it to a luxury condo developer instead. And it turns out that has consequences.

We found it, the exact inverse of the *summons every video game character to my birthday party* post

People made fun of Jessica Simpson for YEARS for stuff that was less dumb than this

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS

Ok but like actually has anybody checked to see if any refs or infantinos had any big kalshi plays paying out today

bosnia AND herzegovina? In this economy??

Do these boys think they're playing hockey or what

So is mitch more of a crab dance, more of a coffin dance, or more of a ripbozo

So then I assume what the minions man is saying is that he doesn't think hitler was evil enough for the minions to work for him

Sorry everyone, I'm sorry, it looks like Fifa saw this one and put a thumb on the scale today. I need to take accountability for, my actions

That video of that one really old Nazi giving that one speech (you know the one I mean) dot emm oh vee

Me and my kid playing civ: Me: "look I turned this mountain into a ski resort" Kid, 10: "CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS A SKI RESORT" guys I'm so good at parenting

Nina Totenberg is reporting that on his deathbed Samuel Alito received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Europe is having a bad tournament

the trouble with this line of attack is that “I can do whatever I want, and you have to do whatever I say” isn’t an example of hypocrisy at all, and it’s an aspirational feature of the MAGA coalition they see themselves as and want to be the patriarchs who have guaranteed fuck-servants

There's this convention in soccer broadcasting where you put a helpful little smear of color on the score bug to let new viewers know in an instant which team is wearing which color, and the choice to put the national flag up there instead is REAL stupid

I will bet anything that the boardroom conversation was something like "a new, top of the line iPhone costs over $1000 and the phone companies just increase your bill by $40/month for 3-4 years. We can do that with our subscriptions, too"

With just a couple more upsets we can get an entire world cup of just countries the right wing especially hates as early as the round of 16

“Western” society’s abdication of its responsibility to educate its youth has resulted in an anglosphere where every adjective means either “desirable” or “undesirable”. There is no longer a reason to have more than two adjectives except as window dressing.

Something about a pair of guays?

I hate that they changed the company name to meta because for about 2 seconds I was delighted by the idea of a metacontractor and the strange philosophical contracting they must do before I realized it's just Mark's Company for Sleazeballs

I will hand it to them tho, they are geniuses at devising policy-shaped ideas that generate a lot of money for their consultants and donors without actually helping anyone

dems are gonna run on Tax Credits For Qualifying Businesses Who Generate A Profit Over Three Years In Selected Enterprise Zones then blaming the left for not getting on board when they lose forever, aren't they

just saw the planck length

Oh good sex scene discourse is back. Listen, some people are bad at watching movies, and that's ok

I don't want to hear another word about how much white European visitors are enjoying ranch dressing while team officials, Africa's top referee, and now one of the world's most celebrated fans are turned away from the World Cup. The USA is an utterly unfit host — it's as simple as that

This shit's going to get a lot of incels dumped by their imaginary girlfriends

Men like this have to do re-education before they get to play games again and that's me being nice.

She's gone shrimp-mad

Jumping into water wearing suits twice??? That's gotta be like Ten times worse than getting Culver's popcorn shrimp twice

Kinda weird when people come to a revelation about needing to win elections after losing a couple primary contests to the left and not when the courts and both houses of Congress and the Presidency are controlled by the other party

The Democrats *HAD* an active, energized, engaged, aggressive ground game in 08 and 12, they SPECIFICALLY AND DELIBERATELY told those people in particular "no thanks, we're going in a different direction" in 2016, and THOSE PEOPLE (and the kids who've grown up in the meantime) ARE the DSA now. Wow!

"popcorn shrimp from a place with a drive thru is basically the same as fancy jumbo shrimp cocktail at the country club" is just reheated "what rich people eat I guess" charcuterie discourse

Just when I least expected it, I was ambushed by a sporting event that my political tendency already hates, that's been planned for months, and that didn't actually include religion in any way except the demographics of the country sponsoring one of the teams, wowe, I'm've oppressed.

90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this

Unfortunately for the discourse I finally watched that Gunn Superman and didn't love or hate it. Adequate way to make 2 hours disappear, and that's about it.

Watters was in his 20s and Gutfield was in his 30s at the absolute height of "Gen x dirtbags who look and sound exactly like Gutfield and Watters loudly proclaiming that they only jerk off to lesbian porn because seeing dicks is gay" era of American pop culture.

Am I remembering right that there was evidence that when he picked the alias "Arthur Knight" he had a whole note pad sheet of crossed off "king name and chess piece" combos like James Bishop, Henry Rook, William Queen, etc? Because that feels like a fever dream

Oh no wife have covid

I am baffled that my campaign slogan for New York's 12th district, "Let's Close Our Eyes and Do Everything the Same Forever and Maybe Somehow Things Will Improve?" failed to rally Democratic voters. Some said "maybe lose the question mark" but I wasn't sure I could stand behind a flat statement.

We love the Gross Reflecting Pool story because it is a Groverhaus

This happened to my buddy eric

Has The Lincoln Project also taken its ball and gone home yet?

It's so cute how the refs are trying to help the foot ball go home :)

It's true I went to the "ending wars and feeding poors" factory and stalin and mao and pope were there

This time, the villain is illiteracy