Cover of YMCA except every instance of “young man” replaced with “chopped uncs”

Cops are "allowed" to do whatever they routinely get away with. The fact that the law says otherwise just makes the law functionally irrelevant. If we don't want them to continue to get away with it, we can't just sit back and point at the law. We have to demand it, actively and continuously.

WHITE MEN ARE ALREADY MATHEMATICALLY "A MINORITY" BECAUSE THEY'RE ONLY HALF OF WHITE PEOPLE THE EXISTENCE OF ONE(1) NONWHITE PERSON AND A ROUGHLY 50/50 GENDER SPLIT MAKES WHITE MEN ALREADY A "MINORITY" YOU STUPID FUCKS DID THE KILLING START? CAUSE THEY MISSED MY PASTY ASS

2023: leftists calling me"keith slugmer" is a hate crime 2026: because of freedom of speech, it is imperative i stay on the nazi kiddy porn app

This is the exact reason you shouldn't make AI art. This is what you should make if you ever get a weird thought in your head and you want to make it real. This is how you actually make art. And it's magnificent.

This is my blood

very senior manager made a meeting called "(manager name 1)/(manager name 2) f'up" and we all think he means followup but the mood is Tense

super exciting to see the tech industry's "Banking regulations don't apply to us, because technically our fintech startup is defined as a 'bamk' and not a 'bank'" coming to healthcare privacy laws too 😍

You'll have to forgive me for not being impressed that a single, short, dry, technical assessment from the NYT unambiguously gets it right when their front page coverage is stubbornly bothsidesing it

Just saw somebody spell his name "$rump" and like, I know we're like ten years deep into epistemic collapse here, but that says "srump". What that says, is,, "srump"

People keep telling me that the FT is the one where capital tells the truth to itself, unlike, say, WSJ or The Economist, which are where capital tells its stupid comfortable lies to itself. Not so sure about that.

rumor has it the millennial front office is desperate to trade jd vance to whichever generation will take him. they're working the wires, especially targeting gen x and boomers, and are open to any deal for a politician to be named later. no chance of getting an actual prospect in return

One of the insidious things about the media going along with the bogus "rising crime" narrative is that if the admin ever decided that this terror campaign they're doing is more trouble than it's worth, they can just declare mission accomplished and have the media report crime accurately afterward.

Liberal politicians are allowed to Show Us How Serious They Are By Saying The Fuck Word *after* they show us they're also doing something concrete, not *instead of*

"Was the officer struck, or passed? Was he to the front, or the side? Was he a goat, or a man? Did the gun fire candy, or bullets? Is my peepee unicorn tears, or dirty water my kidneys made?" Gosh, so many things we'll never know for sure!!!

please stop spreading ai generated images of the ICE agent. these do not even look like the same guy they look like three whole different guys

Guys I'm seeing the EXACT SAME PICTURES AND POSES of the ice murderer unmasked that I've seen masked. Same weird hand position caught in motion. I'm not saying I've plugged them in and proved they're AI but I think the bare faced ones are AI. Be careful with that shit.

"ICE is less dangerous if we don't abolish it and let it keep killing us" is maybe the most blackpilling opinion I've seen today

this is even crazier when you realize it's a reply to his own much better and stronger first comment on the subject. Massive and completely unnecessary own-goal.

this is either a blatant lie for the regime's sake or a petty jab at the person who posted the video and refused to give them permission to use it.

"Naked War Crimes on a Global Scale: Too Expensive???" is a dogshit message and even you should be ashamed to be pushing it.

sucks that it feels like a joke to even ask if the dems will do less than the bare minimum

Welp! I'm still technically on the clock at my office job I'm lucky to have! Looks like my Conflict of Interest Training is overdue! Time to learn about why I must never accept bribes or show favoritism, two unconscionable things that good workers would never do

I’m of the firm belief that police and militia members have been quietly running right wing death squads in the US for years. The fate of the most notable Ferguson protestors is the most blatant example of it. ICE in 2025-26 is simply the same people operating in public.

so much pablum about the cost of living from the representatives on "my side" while the goons are literally killing protesters. none of the national democrats talking about the cost of living have any kind of solution for it; it's the flavor the month for messaging purposes only.

Democrats who monotonously invoke the cost of living to avoid addressing other crises also tend to be the same Democrats who oppose any serious policies to address the cost of living

endless cruelty for a 'savvy' strategy that never even fucking works. i do not want to hear the rationalizations, the excuses, the "unfortunately, we HAVE to do this" ever again.

they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.

these kind of police shootings are depressingly common in the US. A normal person arrives at a scene and the police give contradictory instructions. Startled, they try to comply and are shot for trying to comply.

Senate Dems channeling Kier Starmer harder than ever. "We would annex Greenland in a good way, in a smart way, in a way that centers affordability"

The Nazis will protect the murder scene so the Nazis can investigate and find the Nazis who shot a woman in the face at point blank range innocent of any wrongdoing.

How do you find an answer to "how do you deradicalize the millions of people who are thrilled to have or be part of the secret police death squads?" That isn't just elmo-and-flames-dot-gif

Begging Democrats to stop making statements that imply that annexing Greenland would be okay if they had cheap eggs there

good lord, it's spreading.

sometimes you gotta look at that post you're about to skeet and hit "cancel" instead. For your health. And suchlike.

"Free households from chores" you fucking rubes, you goddamn idiots.

from what i’m seeing, it appears corporate press is treating trump’s takeover of greenland as an inevitability rather than the fever dream of a dictator

when your main complaint about threatening preposterous war crimes that would result in the total dissolution of the post-war order is that IT ISN'T KITCHEN TABLE ENOUGH, you might not be ready to meet the moment.

liberals: "nooo we can't use Mamdani's strategy, New York is very blue anyway so his win doesn't count! we have to run bland centrists in swing districts!!" also liberals: "run a literal conservative republican in one of the bluest districts in the country? brilliant idea!"

If a university in a blue state advised removing Plato because he was pro-slavery it would be the top story on Fox for a year. Democratic elected officials would be expected to answer for it within hours

It's completely unacceptable in every sense, except the very literal one, in which we are going to accept it.

A good way to go through life is evaluating all of media, politics, and interpersonal relationships by asking does this make my peepee feel good

"He's committing *WAR CRIMES?* Democrats are ready to *WORK RHYMES*, so we can rap with *OUR CONSTITUENTS*"

going on shark tank to pitch my kiddie porn/revenge porn generator business. the sharks are hootin and hollerin. the other contestants are carrying me off stage on their shoulders

Placed a huge bet on polymarket that it will rain today. They said they get to decide what "it" is, whether "will" denotes intention, and what precisely constitutes "rain" but I'm sure they intend to treat me fairly

the goal is killing kids and we should say so

One of Lincoln Project cofounders. Fuck right off, you carpetbagger.