donald trump can publicly say he wants all trans people to be raped to death in prison but the things i want to say about him are illegal

Truly the stupidest cult. Obsessed with a drug that doesn't work against an infectious disease that they don't even think is real.

Minnesota was not only promised to Somalis in the Minnesota state constitution, the same is also promised in the Bible and many of the Vedas.

“I just have concerns about fairness in sport” - no, you don’t. There’s nothing fair about elite sports. You’re just looking for post hoc justification because we give you the ick

"genuine appreciation is somehow considered less intellectual than criticism" is such a word the number of times I've said I enjoyed something and IMMEDIATELY, like a starting pistol just went off, someone gallops in to do "too bad you are simply Not Smart Enough to have spotted this list of flaws"

"Smart Pipe" remains the best and most prescient of all the Adult Swim Infomercials:

The full video of the rant about Omar and Somalis is so much worse than even the snippets that can fit into text quotes can properly convey. It is the longest he's maintained a train of thought on a single topic in months, and he's just reveling in it the whole time like a pig in shit.

i think i’m eating your feelings too

"The raccoon entered the ABC liquor store in Ashland, Va., through the ceiling early Saturday morning. 'It wreaked havoc,' said Carol Mawyer, the public relations manager for Virginia ABC. 'It broke several bottles and consumed the spirits.'" I love him.

Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money

Even by the standards of anti-woke journalism this is lazy dreck. The first piece of "evidence" that older gamers are mad about wokeness is a random Reddit comment — that isn't a complaint about wokeness. www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2025/11/2...

I remember Dawning Realization Month for the NFT people too. Think this is going to take much longer because of how wrapped up the whole economy is in this, but it really feels like it's happening.

SNURGLARY COMMITTED BY SNIEVES

it's happening

Violence has no place in America. It's place is uhhhhhhhhhhh a wedding in Kandahar province, Afghanistan

remember, folks,

he met 4 trans women for lunch and banned polyamory what did they tell him

its so funny how christians get high and mighty about child sacrifice when it is literally the establishing moment for every abrahamic religion

My totally inconsequential beef of the day is with social media pages with the gimmick of like "you know you're from this region if..." then post behaviors that like 99% of Americans do

In the 18th century he would have been Mr Beast India Company

today, both Americas come together

Titty

Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide

The pretend University of Austin teaches "Forbidden Courses" with zero pushback even as the real universities are forbidding courses due to political pressure

the egyptians made some huge spheres too but they all rolled away

They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera

turkey day “fun run” just another example of protestant work ethic being exploited as a tool of oppression. there is nothing “fun” about “run,” a form of labor

Wishing you all a very happy Thanksgiving! Remember to stand by your pan today. Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires!

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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody

"I don't think love interests in rock & roll songs should be seventeen."

Going to get and cure autism over the break

With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.

Long ago the 5 nations lived in harmony

This is fucked up because Nessie is literally living in a Loch and you can sonar that shit so I find it much more unbelievable than a little freaky guy running around drinking chicken blood

Literally me flirting in college doing volunteer work lol

Our new favorite analog horror series:

Americans need to eat fewer ultra-processed foods and more dubious powders

Something specific happens when a bullet interacts with a brain that causes a person to not be alive anymore but it's hard to fully understand without a science degree.