This week on the #InternetToday NEWS DUMP, @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social's search for good uplifting news leaves them wishing that the AI Bubble would pop even faster...

Comedy movie levels of opposition to fascism

Look at my opposition party dawg

This week on the #InternetToday NEWS DUMP, @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social talk about how Afroman planned to clean his room... but then he became a champion for freedom of speech...

Lmfao what a waste of time and money and talent and and and and… www.wired.com/story/meta-i...

Spent the last 3 months making our show look and sound more professional. New mics, new studio, new camera, new lighting. All thanks to viewers who became members or bought merch. With a huge thnx to my friend Chad who wants no credit but is a production designer & offered to help for free 🥰

we upgraded our camera & lighting (thanks to viewers like you) and the difference in quality is so shocking that it's currently weird to edit the footage. No idea how much will be lost in the YouTube compression but it's noticeably better so just brace yourselves for a difference I guess.

Extremely blatant example of how the right wing media (all of media) reflexively runs cover for republicans even when they don't want it.

Ahhhhh I love it 🥰

at the request of @legendofq.bsky.social and many others; here is the directors-cut of our boring and pointless discussion about local grocery stores.

EXCLUSIVE: A dark money group is offering influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate @katmabu.bsky.social www.ms.now/news/kat-abu...

NEWS: The Trump administration confirmed it bombed a girl’s school in Iran. It's one of the most devastating military errors in decades. Trump lied about it. Pete Hegseth gutted the office preventing civilian casualties. 175 are dead. Most were kids. Hegseth should be fired.

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

Truly a perfect news alert

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

Bye bitch - don’t shoot any dogs on your way through the parking lot

sad news: nermal has been killed by an iranian drone attack on abu dhabi. an innocent victim of a senseless war

uh oh

We’re at war with Iran for some reason… youtu.be/KO9YuDVhyX0?...

New Merch :) internettoday.myshopify.com/collections/...

yes, nothing says "innovation reinvention" like a nepobaby trust fund brat with no meaningful experience being gifted a massive hollywood empire by his technofascist dad, who leveraged his corrupt influence over the country's pudding-headed autocrats to box out competitors (?)

what a crazy night for sam altman to be like "yeah we got that dept of war deal, and there's no moral concerns here"

Really annoyed at all the snotty "Erm, well I don't watch CNN!"/"No one watches CNN!"/"Who cares?!?!" responses to this post from people unable to think about the broader media landscape and information environment.

Obviously the ISIS flag thing is fake but… If someone is wearing those meta glasses all you have to do is start playing the video of Blippi shitting into his friends asshole while the Harlem Shake plays in the background. They can’t use the footage!

This is very bad. Handing CNN to Bari Weiss/David Ellison is very, very bad.

I love my slop bowl it has all my necessary things I need in it and it’s wet to boot!

4 Minnesota guys

Hadn't seen this yet so i made it myself

It’s the year of the horse and I’m mr hands

Sign of the times that there are multiple members of the Chicago Cubs who haven't been able to enter the U.S. because Trump's immigration crackdown has made getting visas impossible www.si.com/mlb/cubs/ons...

Recent CBS News news: 1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades 2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem 3. Producer says politics dictating what airs 4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table. 5. Not firing Epstein pal.

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/

Spontaneous ‘FUCK ICE’ chants have propelled Brody King from cult favourite to anti-ICE icon — and rattled wrestling’s corporate partners.

Raining in LA

Oddly, this video was put on 24hr review by YouTube. First time I’ve seen that but it’s def not appearing on feeds, not even my personal one which I use to test. So I’d appreciate if you watched shared and liked! youtu.be/KRzlPZ--vb0?...

Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

Paris prosecutors raid the French offices of Elon Musk’s X as part of an investigation into spreading child pornography and deepfakes.

leftists sharing ai memes are doing everything wrong

If anyone is looking for the modern, more aggressive Rage Against the Machine. Listen to ‘Stray from the Path’ and ‘Incendiary’ and ‘contention’

Hi I ran for 24 hours at a Dennys with a great team and we survived but at what cost? Legs are fine but my stomach and my Brain will be in recovery for a few days

Elon Musk Begging Jeffrey Epstein to visit the island

Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad. Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

SAN ANTONIO (AP) — Judge orders US to release father and 5-year-old taken into custody during Minnesota immigration crackdown.

new CBS contributor Peter Attia

congragulations

The Discombobulator

Trump’s fundraisers are now using the threat of dispatching ICE against citizens as an email engagement tactic.

Federal deployment to Minneapolis "is steady state and expected to continue as planned," per Border Patrol memo leaked to me