Repugnant Ghoul

we watch everyday how history can be rewritten in favor of complete fabrications, it’s extremely bleak

[kicking in door of a sports bar, looking gay as hell] you boys ever heard of hockey???

And we're back... It's 2am and I already saw one screw-up in the edit but it was after it was uploaded and it's not that big of a deal honestly. Can you find it!? (i'm convincing you to watch the video) youtu.be/xVzeY_vGL4I

Wow thanks for nothing

My doc with links and notes for our first episode back is about as long as a regular fully written script so get ready for a chaotic blast of information however my brain decides to organize it

A functioning Congress will have articles of impeachment drafted by the end of the day. Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”

But Trump promised ONLY GOOD CAN HAPPEN

You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.

www.trumpkennedycenter.org Take a look around! Amazing job @tobymorton.bsky.social

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

God was angry that no one burned the bastard

I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.

Fair use.

Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.

TPUSA recreated the booth where Charlie Kirk was shot and killed, and attendees lined up to take selfies in it. So weird.

The Donald Trump Jeffrey Epstein Center for Pedophilia

This ████ on #InternetToday Weekly █████ News, your ███████ hosts @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social go over all the ███████ and ███████ that came out (or to put it more ████████, didn't) from the Department of ███████'s release of their Epstein Files...

Olivia Nuzzi what have you done

A bit of good news - Jake Paul got knocked the fuck out

I’d love to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of this one… Ah well, nevertheless…

What is the point of having a sprawling national security state if they can’t find out who did a mass shooting in broad daylight five days ago?

The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story. Holy. Shit. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

Lol

On the newest episode we talk about how Donald trumps grave will eventually become the GREATEST public toilet in the world! youtu.be/MgL0TzNTeig?...

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Gonna turn on the new merch tonight. Flippin the switch on some new stuff - warning: I haven’t personally tested the incredible looking jigsaw puzzle that will be available.

What a piece of shit.

Oh my god @justsayjay.bsky.social sent us a Gavle Goat from Sweden! Should we burn it?!

Twitter doesn’t exist it’s a billion ai powered chatbots in a suit

Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago. His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship." He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm. www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

@mcuban.bsky.social hey man any chance you wanna pay me a bunch of money to tell you not to post?

Fuck Donald Trump

Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.

Rob Reiner was a good guy. He made a lot of movies about good guys, in worlds where not everyone was good and you didn’t have to be good. He made movies about people trying. He was angry, as many hopeful people are. He knew the world could be better and he wanted it to be. His death is devastating.

Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's son was pulled over by ICE and forced to prove he is an American. Two options: 1) ICE deliberately targeted him. 2) ICE is stopping all non-White people without any probable cause and forcing them to prove they are citizens. Hard to say which option is scarier.

This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.

Alls I’m saying is that I’ve run 5 marathons since getting the COVID shot and multiple boosters so actually I think they give you superpowers

Don Dimmadome

behold, the platonic ideal of social media

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

Can a Canadian try to buy something from our web store now? Don’t fully buy it yet but see if you are able to. I want to see if I figured out canadian shipping before I post new merch internettoday.myshopify.com

A GENTLE REMINDER FOR CHILDREN OF ALL AGES: “I wish you a lifetime filled with happiness, peace, good health, prosperity, and, most of all, love - the greatest gift. I will always love you, wherever you are. You are a gift and blessing. You are wonderful just the way you are.” ~Blessings, Santa :-)}

I always wanna try some of those cool Lego projects and then I see the price and no I don’t

Keep going everyone. Bullying works. No one wants this shit.

Another all-timer from our very brilliant president!