It should not be difficult to oppose an illegal war based on lies with no actual goals that polls at 27%

This is only slightly dumber than originalism

Nothing unites all political parties like covering up sex crimes

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

Unfortunately one of the funniest things he has ever said

getting a knock at the door and it’s a colonel in a camo pattern underarmour compression shirt telling you your son died in operation EPIC fury as he hands you some bloodstained dog tags and blue chews. hm, expiration july 2027

Just a few weeks ago, all these European powers spoke of the threat that the US now presents to Europe. They talked about the possibility of Trump attacking Greenland, like it was an imminent and existential danger. Now Trump unilaterally bombs Iran and they all fall in lockstep

Never trust the United States of America

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

*randomly getting rid of heads of state* Nothing bad will come of this. That's the cool part

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

Procedural liberalism on display. We support the murder of innocents, the immoral and demonic violence, but the President didn't fill out the right paperwork. The same logic that calls for higher police training budgets and more diversity among prison guards. Polishing the bars of the cage.

I swear to God the way westerners view muslims as Urak hai bred in pits is fucking insane.

One of my senators (D) went on TV and framed the problem with Trump's decision to launch an unprovoked assault on another country as entirely about process. She agrees with the carnage, she just wishes she would have been consulted about it first. Sorry to be a bit bummed out by that, I guess.

we were probably all up last night staring at the ceiling with our own version of the same thought running on endless loop, but mine looked something like this: I hate these people to a degree that feels simultaneously corrosive to the soul, and also the only righteous response to this kind of evil

The “Israel War Room” posts this clip of a worldwide children’s advocate and a mayor fighting for free childcare right after bombing a girls’ school and killing at least 85 students

If FIFA did, for some reason, regularly give out a Peace Prize, you’d think #1 on the list of criteria for potential winners would be “do not start a war with another nation in the World Cup, directly before the start of the World Cup”

When you are in support of the war but not the way it was declared

Why are there so many of these

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I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.

Every major disaster in this country over my lifetime has been self inflicted by right wing ideologues with just enough complicit or inert Democrats to enable or ratify them. That's why we've been on this doom trajectory for the last ~50 years and it'll keep getting worse if that doesn't change

hey we're doing an operation called Based Epic Chad. lol. everybody will think this is awesome. we will never end up like Mussolini

Hard to tell if they're in on the joke here. Like this has become a common phrase for people to post whenever Israel slaughters kids again. They believe it sincerely but I also think they get a little thrill out of the lie of it.

our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

Put a wall around America and make them pay for it

Fun fact: the US has been at continual war since 1945 and *not a single one of these wars*, from the Korean War to Vietnam to Iraq to Iraq again, was ever declared war by Congress. The last time the US Congress declared war was 1942. 83 years ago.

US global hegemony is mankind's greatest threat and the sooner it ends the better.

fell for it again award

Fuck Israel and fuck the United States of America

When you were a kid, did you ever meet another kid who was clearly out of their mind, and incredibly troubled and destructive, who made you really uncomfortable to be around, and you just hoped that they would grow up to… Not be like that? And then they grew up to be even worse?

The Palestinian exception is so fucking glaring and gross. It pervades everything.

Gavin Newsom sweating like old dynamite watching Labour's 'transphobia & bigotry' strategy eat shit tonight lol

oh cool a new kind of captcha that just never lets you proceed to the website you're trying to access

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

This can’t be reformed, only destroyed before it kidnaps and kills again.

To any Democrat who ever said about any issue, "Maybe if we agree with Republicans just this far, they'll stop there," remember that you were wrong, it was obvious at the time, and you really should never believe that again about any issue, ever.

re: hockey, Muhammad Ali, one of the greatest boxers ever to live, gave up three years in the prime of his life — years in which his fighting would have been at peak; actual money incalculable — rather than fight in an unjust war, so noping out on grandpa’s burger bash should be an easy choice

it really is astonishing; this was the first men’s hockey gold since the literal miracle on ice and they couldn’t manage six hours before they turned themselves into the dipshit brigade for 60% of the country

lol fuck this chud ass team

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

it's going to be a major political project for the rest of our lives to remind the goldfish brained american electorate every 2 years what the conservative definition of "criminal" actually is

lol fuck this chud ass team

so it was written. so it will be

We've got a new "no slop" commandment