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not that im a political genius or anything, but i just think that if the main funder of my political enemies had a website with a built in kiddie porn/revenge porn generator i would probably use that to sway public opinion

The west mocks him, but hes never been more correct. If youre on America's shit list and dont do everything in your power to get nukes, you will be the next leader paraded in handcuffs in NYC while your country is sold to pedophiles.

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

Given that Trump's critics call it a kidnapping, and Trump says it's an apt term, I see no reason for the media not to use it. Literally both sides agree it's the proper description of what happened.

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

hmm!

So a lot of the charges against Maduro are either cocaine importation, which Trump pardoned Hernandez for, or owning machine guns, which is a constitutionally protected right in the US

NYT: At least 40 people were killed in the US attack on Venezuela, including military personnel and civilians.

“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

If your position is that regime change should be forced on countries where the president does not respect democratic norms and regularly kidnaps opponents using an officially sanctioned paramiliatary, have I got news for you about your position on the United States

The consent factory ain’t manufacturing shit right now

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.

world is a fuck

US media describing Venezuela as a kleptocracy that disappears people like our government hasn’t turned literally exactly the same shit into a campaign slogan

No one supports a war in Venezuela btw

It really is incredible to think back to the buildup to Iraq War 2: post-9/11 patriotic bloodlust, all the false 'yellowcake/WMD' justifications invented by the State Department, the months of mass media manufacturing consent, the bipartisan vote... and then see Trump just skip all that shit.

The split-screen here is unbelievable - first from yesterday, the others from 2017. Musk’s Twitter has truly driven us mad. People absorb far more of their beliefs from their social environment than they realize, and we’ve created an environment where being a gutter bigot is the baseline expectation

Elon Musk's accomplishments over the last year include starving thousands of people to death (and laughing about it) and creating Hitler AI that undresses children (and laughing about it). Is it time to do something about billionaires yet?

2026

I need to move to the southern hemisphere, I'm tired of getting sick every single goddamn year right between Christmas and New Years

i do find it a fascinating assumption rightwingers are making that they should be able to walk into any daycare center and observe random peoples children whenever they want

Spending 40 gorillian dollars and destroying the planet for Grok to do this

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail

tech bros trying to convince everyone epstein is cool is so telling and interesting

by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

remember when the democrats decided to tactically stop pointing out that these people are weird freaks no one likes

one lesser awful thing about the Epstein files is that genuine crimes against a huge number of children are being morphed into fuel for the influencer industrial complex who don't care about truth or accuracy and just want grist for the content mills

Happy holidays! Probably my favorite stop-motion from the past few years. Really enjoyed creating this one.

Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.

Every day I'm just more and more mad that they made Tim Walz stop calling these absolute weirdos exactly what they are

I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be

The Epstein Files, everybody!

From a focus group of Gen Z Republicans. (www.city-journal.org/article/manh...) Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.

oh my god

The reason they're so focused on trans teens is that people who transition younger typically blend into society better. To the extent that they're willing to tolerate our existence in society at all, they'd rather we be easily identified by our appearance/voices/etc.

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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television