will
@willkeats.bsky.social
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📥 2001
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very gay, very dumb. works in tv/film. heir to the holy rings of betazed. LA via chicago. he/him
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RuPaul: and a horrific & terrible welcome to our guest judge SHOGGOTH! Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠ Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here! Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐
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Erin Kissane
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horseracing is a terrible sport and Golden Tempo is a perfect creature and a child of god
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cmon chief wallabe
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so funny seeing george russell get mogged by an italian teenager
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forever obsessed with the fake boats at the Miami GP lmao
about 10 hours ago
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back on my bullshit 😌
about 11 hours ago
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what f1 drivers are in the khia asylum
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Parker Molloy
1 day ago
🚨🚨🚨 ALLIANCE BETWEEN GOD AND SATAN ANNOUNCED 🚨🚨🚨
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this is so fucking funny omfg
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🚨HAPPENING NOW: Tim Heidecker Gives A Major Friday Night Update On The Future Of InfoWars
YouTube video by The Onion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exu1SEZE9Ug
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soooooo unbelievably funny to me that while complaining about druski, erika kirk ended up looking exactly like druski
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so funny seeing george russell get mogged by an italian teenager
1 day ago
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f1 back this weekend
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deeply funny to me that bluesky has become a catchall villain for liberals still on x
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Sam 🎉
2 days ago
get baudrillard'd
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2 days ago
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hi from me & chewie
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Coach Finstock
4 days ago
Steyer pulling a "I refuse the premise" is a solid move. Weird but passionate and on the right side of it, don't make me like you Tom
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lately been really into dance music that sounds like an early 00s mitsubishi commercial
4 days ago
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Jaime N. (punny handle tk) Christley
4 days ago
did a good post accidentally show up there
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Joel
5 days ago
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5 days ago
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tfw a friend of yours is getting read for filth but the reads are mostly correct
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"indirect foreign ownership in Paramount will be approximately 49.5 percent" is absolutley crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Paramount Asks FCC to Sign Off on Middle East Investment in Warner Bros. Megadeal
The company says that the Ellisons and RedBird will control the voting stock, but that "indirect foreign ownership of equity interests in Paramount will be approximately 49.5 percent."
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/paramount-asks-fcc-approve-middle-east-funds-warners-deal-1236578242/?utm_medium=email&utm_source=exacttarget&utm_campaign=Today+In+Entertainment+April+28+2026&utm_content=678962_4-28-2026&utm_id=678962
5 days ago
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Maia
6 days ago
newsom's chud aura farming being 100% downstream of trying to retain the respect of his groyper son is probably the saddest thing i've ever realized
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look at how they tear down your idols, forcing them to perform as echos of themselves
5 days ago
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beyoncé's instagram is suddenly so active it’s freaking me out
6 days ago
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here at the “david harbour is cheating asshole” tour
6 days ago
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The Washington Post
6 days ago
Breaking news: The Trump administration provided a lower level of security for the White House correspondents’ dinner than it has for other gatherings of high-ranking officials, according to officials familiar with the plan.
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Correspondents’ dinner lacked highest security level despite presence of top officials
The White House Correspondents’ Dinner, which was attended by the President and many Cabinet members, was not given top security status that would have unlocked the full weight of federal security res...
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/04/26/white-house-correspondents-dinner-security-status/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social
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honestly deeply funny that in everyone’s pics of madonna at the abbey you can’t actually see madonna because everyone’s phones are in the way
6 days ago
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸
7 days ago
KLAY THOMPSON THIS WILL NOT DISTRACT ANYONE FROM WHAT YOU’VE DONE
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
7 days ago
This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened
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imagine fumbling MEGAN THEE STALLION
7 days ago
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buying a round of beers at dodger stadium
7 days ago
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me the past week if you hand me the aux cord
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7 days ago
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deadass was naruto running through the dodger stadium parking lot after this game lmao
8 days ago
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GO CUBS GO GO CUBS GO
8 days ago
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the dodger stadium organ player really is goated in the sauce
8 days ago
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love these seats bc i have a great view of dansby swanson’s butt
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8 days ago
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made it to the cubs dodgers game just in time for the cubs starting lineup to be read and damn the boos that PCA got from the crowd lmaoooo
8 days ago
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it’s
#lastfourfriday
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8 days ago
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Daniel Golson
8 days ago
Thinking about the Ferrari 599 SA Aperta that was ordered in a custom color named after Lady Gaga
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f1 needs to come back quick or i will fully abandon my crush on carlos sainz for dansby swanson
9 days ago
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forgot it was friday and opened the popular with friends tab
9 days ago
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L.A. TACO
9 days ago
Daily Memo: At Least 15 Latinos Have Been Deported to The Congo As ICE Escalates In Southern California Full report:
lataco.com/detainees-de...
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desperately need to know if jay-z was invited to beyoncé’s lemonade 10-year anniversary dinner lol
9 days ago
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Secretary of Defense Rock
9 days ago
An entire generation of pundits and contrarians made this their pet issue and now that it is happening at a level never seen before, it’s just:
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me after the cubs won 9 games in a row, knowing they face the dodgers next
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letsssssss goooooooooooooooo
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The Vampire Lestat | Official Trailer | Premieres June 7 on AMC & AMC+
YouTube video by amc+
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c7JFMTBeVk
9 days ago
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there’s this group of gays I know that all go see movies together at the grove AMC and take a picture on the stairs afterward which is fun and all but the guy who posts it tags literally everybody in attendance and it’s like 20+ people every week and it stresses me out
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