will
@willkeats.bsky.social
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very gay, very dumb. works in tv/film. heir to the holy rings of betazed. LA via chicago. he/him
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RuPaul: and a horrific & terrible welcome to our guest judge SHOGGOTH! Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠ Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here! Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐
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Corey Atad
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so all the Anthropic/OpenAI shit last night makes a LOT more sense this morning jesus
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it is happening again
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Haydon
about 6 hours ago
I can’t believe the winner of the FIFA peace prize would do this
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correct me if i’m wrong but this this the THIRD time Trump has attacked iran
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oh for fucks sake
about 6 hours ago
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too hot for a shirt today
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what's really funny is despite all the xAI government contracts, they're not using grok bc it sucks
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Exclusive | Government Agencies Raise Alarm About Use of Elon Musk’s Grok Chatbot
Warnings about xAI’s safety and reliability preceded the Pentagon’s decision to approve Grok for use in classified settings.
https://www.wsj.com/politics/national-security/elon-musk-xai-grok-security-safety-government-73ab4f6e?st=rZCuZo&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
about 20 hours ago
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it’s so nice out today like fuck the urge to run to the beach and rip off all my clothes is reaching critical levels i fear
about 21 hours ago
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unfortunately the new gorillaz song sounds like this to me
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Matt Zoller Seitz
about 22 hours ago
That's an incredible amount of political effort just to persecute 300 members of a disempowered class of people who have done nothing wrong and just want to be left alone to live their lives
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the chemtrails are colliding with the moon tonight 😌
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It’s John
1 day ago
My roommate correctly described the Traitors finale as the episode of 30 Rock where Jenna Maroney has the power to decide the presidential election.
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🗣️🗣️🗣️ MICHAEL EVERYONES BORED
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jenny tightpants
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mom says its my turn on the anti drone laser
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Mikey Says Hey!
1 day ago
See, this works perfectly. Yet another brick in the towering edifice that is the argument “Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights is the only adaptation that successfully captures something of the original’s spirit.”
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larry ellison’s personal fortune is literally backstopping this deal so if there’s an AI data center crash it could also go kaput
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YIKES
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Netflix Backs Out of Warner Bros. Bidding, Paramount Set to Win
It's a stunning twist.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/netflix-backs-out-warners-deal-paramount-win-1236516763/
1 day ago
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insider trading on aliens… what a world we’ve created for ourselves lol
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This Looks Like an Insider Bet on Aliens
Someone just put a lot of money on ET.
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/2026/02/kalshi-aliens-insider-trading/686144/?utm_medium=email&utm_source=exacttarget&utm_campaign=Today+In+Entertainment+February+26+2026&utm_content=667122_2-26-2026&utm_id=667122
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my d is getting longer at this news 🥵
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2 days ago
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punished kaija osmote
4 days ago
eXistenZ (1999)
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oh i will be tuning & gooning in every week
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3 days ago
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art imitates life imitates art, or something
3 days ago
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boston gay boy™️ (boston 1/1-12/31)
4 days ago
the state of my butthole
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Mia Sato
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why watch the state of the union when instead you could listen to the debut album of beloved avant-garde singer Diamanda Galás?
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Diamanda Galás - The Litanies of Satan
Listen to The Litanies of Satan on TIDAL
https://tidal.com/track/107022232/u
4 days ago
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no!!! enough!!! we have enough milks!!!
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner)
4 days ago
at its peak the show did more in 15 seconds than some do in their entire run
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis
4 days ago
The funniest take I've seen is a woman absolutely dragging Team USA Men's hockey over a century to clinch their third Olympic gold medal while noting that Women's hockey has only been an Olympic sport since 1998 and the Team USA Women's Hockey has already landed 3 gold medals.
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2026 is the year of the horse the horse:
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4 days ago
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every time hockey players say something misogynistic or homophobic rachel reid should write another game changers book and make even more hockey players gay
4 days ago
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seen a bunch of people who should know better hype up disgraced LA restaurant SQIRL today and i hope your toast is moldy
5 days ago
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such a great article about such a great album
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The Knife's 'Silent Shout' Turns 20
The voice doesn’t sound human. It doesn’t sound like one voice, either. It’s a distorted monotone chant that comes through in several registers at once. It’s a high-pitched whisper and a baritone rumb...
https://stereogum.com/2489365/silent-shout-turns-20/reviews/the-anniversary
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taking a break from being annoyed by wuthering heights discourse to go be annoyed by sirât discourse
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drank **redacted** number of martinis during my birthday week
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wow the thing that anyone paying attention said would happen, happened
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Meredith Shiner
6 days ago
this opera lady’s costume looks like Bowen as the iceberg
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love how the closing ceremonies are always people doing weird shit lol
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David Roberts
6 days ago
Some day we'll all regret this & we'll hold hearings & rend garments & pledge "never again" & we'll be just as full of shit as we were last time.
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appreciate italy’s commitment to putting people in cunty cloaks in both opening & closing ceremonies
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every time they play the Italian national anthem at the olympics i’m like damn i forgot what this sounded like, it’s been so long since Ferrari won a grand prix
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watching the closing ceremonies and rigoletto is drunk as shit & embarrassing himself 🙄
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if you were to ask me what karen bass actually stands for, it's protecting karen bass over everything else
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Confidential memo reveals how LAFD tried shielding Mayor Bass from fire fallout
The LAFD issued a confidential memo detailing plans to protect Mayor Karen Bass and others from 'reputational harm' in connection with the city’s handling of the Palisades fire, records show.
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2026-02-20/lafd-tried-to-protect-bass-from-reputational-harm-stemming-from-after-action-report
8 days ago
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i say "soup for my family" to myself every time i have soup
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8 days ago
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not to gatekeep f1 but the group of weird logan sargent stans i keep running into on tiktok are not smart people
8 days ago
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
8 days ago
again I am reminded of how world historically problematic it is that this man is so fucking funny
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ryan cooper
8 days ago
global trade war back on!
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you really do have to watch this. it’ll be played at gay guy music video night for decades to come.
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8 days ago
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chris
8 days ago
she used her ice skate to slice the neck of the mother hen at the diva factory farm causing a terminal outbreak of e.cuntli and slaymonella not a flop could avoid i fear
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Thembo
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This is what they took from you
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i will not get high on hopium i will not get high on hopium i will not get high on hopium
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From the formula1 community on Reddit: That Ferrari is zoopooming!!
Explore this post and more from the formula1 community
https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/s/KNNBtbT6Fb
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