will
@willkeats.bsky.social
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very gay, very dumb. works in tv/film. heir to the holy rings of betazed. LA via chicago. he/him
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RuPaul: and a horrific & terrible welcome to our guest judge SHOGGOTH! Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠ Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here! Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐
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Better Things Are Possible
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They said "sir you're decomposing" and I said wow that's a beautiful word. You've never heard anything like it
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Jared Pechaček
3 days ago
Was this the face that launch'd a thousand apple cars, And burnt the topless towers of Busytown?
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Joshua Erlich
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folks we’re going to see some wild litigation between the world’s worst people
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two new blossoms appeared in my balcony garden today 🌱
about 23 hours ago
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go to bed!! stay away from him!!
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how much does it weigh? how tall is it? is it organic? how much per pound?
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molly conger
1 day ago
world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.
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realized a decades long dream last night and saw a philip glass opera live on stage 🥲
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athena looked a reed in a marsh blowing in the wind during that lipsync lol
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catching up on drag race & damn rupaul really hates juicy love dion lol
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derek guy
2 days ago
manufacturing consent through lowly paid influencers
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thinking of him today
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onion person
3 days ago
fell for it again award
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Corey Atad
3 days ago
so all the Anthropic/OpenAI shit last night makes a LOT more sense this morning jesus
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it is happening again
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3 days ago
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Haydon
3 days ago
I can’t believe the winner of the FIFA peace prize would do this
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correct me if i’m wrong but this this the THIRD time Trump has attacked iran
3 days ago
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oh for fucks sake
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too hot for a shirt today
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what's really funny is despite all the xAI government contracts, they're not using grok bc it sucks
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Exclusive | Government Agencies Raise Alarm About Use of Elon Musk’s Grok Chatbot
Warnings about xAI’s safety and reliability preceded the Pentagon’s decision to approve Grok for use in classified settings.
https://www.wsj.com/politics/national-security/elon-musk-xai-grok-security-safety-government-73ab4f6e?st=rZCuZo&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
3 days ago
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it’s so nice out today like fuck the urge to run to the beach and rip off all my clothes is reaching critical levels i fear
3 days ago
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unfortunately the new gorillaz song sounds like this to me
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Matt Zoller Seitz
3 days ago
That's an incredible amount of political effort just to persecute 300 members of a disempowered class of people who have done nothing wrong and just want to be left alone to live their lives
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the chemtrails are colliding with the moon tonight 😌
4 days ago
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It’s John
4 days ago
My roommate correctly described the Traitors finale as the episode of 30 Rock where Jenna Maroney has the power to decide the presidential election.
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🗣️🗣️🗣️ MICHAEL EVERYONES BORED
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jenny tightpants
4 days ago
mom says its my turn on the anti drone laser
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Mikey Says Hey!
4 days ago
See, this works perfectly. Yet another brick in the towering edifice that is the argument “Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights is the only adaptation that successfully captures something of the original’s spirit.”
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larry ellison’s personal fortune is literally backstopping this deal so if there’s an AI data center crash it could also go kaput
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YIKES
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Netflix Backs Out of Warner Bros. Bidding, Paramount Set to Win
It's a stunning twist.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/netflix-backs-out-warners-deal-paramount-win-1236516763/
4 days ago
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insider trading on aliens… what a world we’ve created for ourselves lol
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This Looks Like an Insider Bet on Aliens
Someone just put a lot of money on ET.
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/2026/02/kalshi-aliens-insider-trading/686144/?utm_medium=email&utm_source=exacttarget&utm_campaign=Today+In+Entertainment+February+26+2026&utm_content=667122_2-26-2026&utm_id=667122
4 days ago
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my d is getting longer at this news 🥵
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punished kaija osmote
6 days ago
eXistenZ (1999)
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oh i will be tuning & gooning in every week
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5 days ago
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art imitates life imitates art, or something
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boston gay boy™️ (boston 1/1-12/31)
6 days ago
the state of my butthole
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Mia Sato
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why watch the state of the union when instead you could listen to the debut album of beloved avant-garde singer Diamanda Galás?
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Diamanda Galás - The Litanies of Satan
Listen to The Litanies of Satan on TIDAL
https://tidal.com/track/107022232/u
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no!!! enough!!! we have enough milks!!!
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner)
6 days ago
at its peak the show did more in 15 seconds than some do in their entire run
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis
6 days ago
The funniest take I've seen is a woman absolutely dragging Team USA Men's hockey over a century to clinch their third Olympic gold medal while noting that Women's hockey has only been an Olympic sport since 1998 and the Team USA Women's Hockey has already landed 3 gold medals.
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2026 is the year of the horse the horse:
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6 days ago
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every time hockey players say something misogynistic or homophobic rachel reid should write another game changers book and make even more hockey players gay
7 days ago
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seen a bunch of people who should know better hype up disgraced LA restaurant SQIRL today and i hope your toast is moldy
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such a great article about such a great album
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The Knife's 'Silent Shout' Turns 20
The voice doesn’t sound human. It doesn’t sound like one voice, either. It’s a distorted monotone chant that comes through in several registers at once. It’s a high-pitched whisper and a baritone rumb...
https://stereogum.com/2489365/silent-shout-turns-20/reviews/the-anniversary
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taking a break from being annoyed by wuthering heights discourse to go be annoyed by sirât discourse
7 days ago
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drank **redacted** number of martinis during my birthday week
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wow the thing that anyone paying attention said would happen, happened
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Meredith Shiner
8 days ago
this opera lady’s costume looks like Bowen as the iceberg
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love how the closing ceremonies are always people doing weird shit lol
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