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very gay, very dumb. works in tv/film. heir to the holy rings of betazed. LA via chicago. he/him
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RuPaul: and a horrific & terrible welcome to our guest judge SHOGGOTH! Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠ Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here! Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐
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this is actually a great question and I think the answer might be fleetwood mac’s tusk
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Noam Law-msky
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it is not and should not be normal to have masked militarized police on residential streets we cannot say this enough
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this cubs game…
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what the helly
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big sports morning for us
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i hate major league sports. how the hell am i supposed to watch TBS. what even is TBS anymore lol.
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meanwhile charli’s having a dance off with gaspar noé lmao
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Chris Hayes
1 day ago
According to eyewitnesses, armed ICE agents dragged kids out of their beds in the middle of the night, zip tied them and put them in rented vans while raiding an * entire apartment building* on the South Side of Chicago.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOXO...
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‘F--- them kids’: ICE agents drag children out of bed, ransack Chicago building
YouTube video by MSNBC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOXOWAhFz0A
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it’s june squibb’s world and we’re just living in it
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wow vibes are rancid on here this morning lol
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imagine trying to come for noted Werner Herzog stan charli xcx in the year of our lord 2025
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oh so taylor absolutely released all those special editions to block charli from charting lmao
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new taylor dropping tonight
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it's their month 😍
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charli confirmed werner herzog stan
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been a minute #whattowatch
TikTok video by Charli XCX
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTM6129nT/
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not to be mean but it’s unconscionable that charisma-vacuum addison rae is getting top billing at so many festivals next year
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Ground Game LA
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“She had tears streaming down her face, and she told me one of the ICE agents pulled out his cell phone, laughing, and took a selfie," May said.” We’re gonna need Nuremberg Trials
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if you need a recap of this season of south park, basically satan is boypreggers with trump’s baby
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Jeremiah moriarty
5 days ago
Deer fleeing the coasts, birds migrating early..
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nooooo my shayla 😭💔
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Roscoe, Lewis Hamilton’s beloved bulldog and F1 social media star, dies at 12
Roscoe had become a paddock fixture over the last decade
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6665232/2025/09/29/roscoe-obituary-lewis-hamilton-dog/
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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙
11 days ago
Checking the news every morning like
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i hope he continues this trend for the super bowl 🤪
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Ed
10 days ago
CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again? CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty? CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived CHOTINER: So you’ve said
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hey guys remember when trump unilaterally pulled us into israel’s war with iran the other month
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jamelle
6 days ago
if you simply do not like the vibe on this website, that's fine. i'm not a big fan of the "open cesspool of neo-nazis" vibe on X: The Everything App. but this ideologically-driven desire to present every person who uses this app as hysterical and unreasonable is kind of pathetic
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the QVC-ication of TikTok is funny cause you’ll get multiple random people promoting the same random product out of nowhere
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The A.V. Club
7 days ago
Okatsuka posted the censorship rules for the controversial comedy festival, noting how many "You can’t say anything anymore!" comedians have signed on.
www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...
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Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka posts contract after turning down Riyadh Comedy Festival
Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka posts contract after turning down Riyadh Comedy Festival
https://www.avclub.com/riyadh-comedy-festival-atsuko-okatsuka-zach-woods
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kinda funny that i’m doing the daft punk fortnite experience as sabrina carpenter lol
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7 days ago
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kinda funny that bad bunny did that big calvin klein campaign considering how rarely he seems to wear underwear
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cliche and maybe corny to bring up v for vendetta when discussing fascism, but it’s funny to remember in the original comic V brings down the leader of norsefire by getting him to fall in love with his AI supercomputer lmao
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Kai Ryssdal
9 days ago
I mean, you knew it was coming
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don’t mind me i’ll just be listening to this bee gees remix on repeat forever
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Dj Cole Medina - "Cole Loves You Insides Out"
YouTube video by Réda Kechouri
https://youtu.be/kYeYgVl_R2I?si=9-qv13uyK4DnByIW
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jason grinblat
10 days ago
CHOTINER: I don't know, I just feel like I've been tacitly operating in a moral framework that would fall apart with even the barest scrutiny. But maybe that collapse would bring new clarity DOCTOR: Listen, there is an interviewer I want you to talk to. The best in the business. CHOTINER: ...
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at the tribute to maya rudolph’s mom
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the boomers were wildin at cvs pharmacy today
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gen z doesn’t know the joy of watching Michael Douglas get so terminally horny he ruins his life
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the daft punk x fortnite collab adds more fuel to my theory that they actually will reunite eventually bc they want money lol
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i wish there was a flight tracker app but for boats
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is it annoying to be an android crewmate in the alien universe having to pretend to go into hypersleep with the rest of the human crew when you don’t actually have to sleep
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Nate Wolff
11 days ago
[new Isaac Chotiner interview]
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this seaside diner was selling xenomorph slippers
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Cool Rick or Treat
11 days ago
There’s an entire parallel bizarro Bluesky made up entirely of 2017’s top resistance grifters that and possible to be entirely unaware of its existence.
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Andrew Lawrence
11 days ago
i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended
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hey guys so sorry i’ve been raptured will keep you updated but idk when i’ll get the chance to post next
11 days ago
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happy rapture day everyone
12 days ago
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a few friends went to portola this weekend and went into the Despacio tent before the party had started, hated it, and walked out, and i’m taking their raver cards away from them lol
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NY Times Pitchbot
13 days ago
Today we saw a fascist Gesamtkunstwerk, but done the right way. by Ezra Klein
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acetaminophen
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Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine
https://open.spotify.com/track/09BvTBiQgHnIcNVs6r25Uq?si=3lx6RbssRxqlDy5iXZ3CEg
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Kevin M. Kruse
12 days ago
Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here:
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
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🔻Forza Alex🔻 // Flaming Fordskin Mustang GT3
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