Where was this shit during the election?

This is why I fucking hate Christian missionaries. They eradicate local cultures and replace them with their own.

Ok I’ve had my fill of fighting libs for a minute. Gotta give out equal hands for the right too

This right here shows you everything you need to know about these vice signaling incel losers. They think being an antisocial hermit is cool and how you make progress. This dude def has a sex doll in that van because every human is repelled by his smell and vibes.

So standing aggressively for Palestine, trans rights, stopping ICE, all that’s apparently bigoted. Damn guys. Guess I gotta leave the left now and start my right wing grift so I can be empathetic. (This is sarcastic cause apparently some of you mfs are too stupid to realize)

Few things make me more radically feminist than when I go to shit and there’s piss on the seat. Women are right all men suck and are gross pigs. God damn dude I’m just tryna get through my lift and now I get to play the find what seat isn’t pissed on game.

Being called a Nick Fuentes fan is pretty funny. I literally fantasize about beating the living shit out of him while I lift to give me more drive and motivation. The fact of the matter is I’m ready to completely destroy our enemies. Are you?

Dumbass doesn’t believe me that watermelons used in regards to Palestine isn’t referencing black people.

Damn dude we gotta make the re education camps TWICE as big as I thought cause the libs gotta go with the Nazis too.

Bluesky is better than twitter by far but it do be promoting stuff that I’m sorry I have to call freak shit. I’m not here for diaper furries. I’m here to make fun of conservatives and liberals.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CBS talkin to some stupid fuckin hick: "What grade would you give Trump?" "Probably B+ or an A." So the opposite of the grades YOU got in school?

Bruh Zohran has wasted no time just tanking any and all support. It ain’t even been two months and he’s already supporting NYPD being little bitches about being hit by snowballs, staying silent on things happening in the city, like Jesus Christ dude.

I’m often so focused on the transphobia of J K Rowling that I forget how antisemitic Gringots bank is.

I need to do stand up. I was just at a theater screening of twilight and after Edward said with his sparkly ass skin “I have the skin of a killer” I said “I have the skin of a stripper” and the entire theater laughed and I have never felt so good

Are there mods for classic Pokémon games that get rid of the utter dog shit requirement to trade to evolve certain pokemon? I always fucking hated that. Would have actually completed the Pokédex if they didn’t lock that shit off.

First they came for the gooners, and I said nothing because I was not a gooner. Then they came for the looksmaxxers and I said nothing because I was not a looksmaxxer. Then they came for the jelkers and I said nothing for I was not a jelker. Then there was no one left to speak for me.

“This next song is called I Don’t Care About Native Americans”

This is *exactly* how looking at most democrats campaign strategies feels.

God please let the new season of scrubs be good I fucking love that show so much

The only people who ever made progress by writing strongly worded letters carved them onto shell casings.

Has anyone considered teaching punch the monkey about looksmaxxing? Maybe if he engages in some jaw smashing and some jestergooning he will be more accepted by his fellow monkeys.

“Yes I went to the island but of course once he was in legal trouble and people KNEW we were fucking kids I completely divested from him!”

One day we’re gonna see Gen Alpha become paleontologists and name a new dinosaur the jestergoonmaxxeraptor

I believe the Greeks came up with this tactic

It’s been like a month since I saw live punk and I’m fucking itching. Saturday night can’t come fucking fast enough.

If you have a character with super speed and you choose not to score one of their scenes with queens don’t stop me now you have failed the assignment

I’ve been laughing at this so fucking hard. It’s so fucking funny to imagine this made up Israeli old lady shivering in a shack the Israeli government makes her live in to try to steal enough money from Americans to buy her a shitty bag of old rice 😂

Metal Gear Solid but Liquid has overcome his recessive genes by looksmaxxing.

Americans: we want a real change candidate, someone who speaks on my conditions and the things I care about. Someone who will stand against those who want to make our country worse. Democrats: best I can do is black Hillary Clinton

Hell yeah

I don’t get why people don’t get this. I do need to make that video.

Pro trans space marine talking to a trans man: Your gender assigned at birth does not matter brother, ONLY YOUR SERVICE TO THE EMPEROR!

I don’t wanna hear what anyone who spends more than two hours a week on the internet talk about Hasan again. Go the fuck outside. Talk to real people. Develop relationships.

I ain’t got two wolves in me I got two apes. The bonobo just wants to joke around and fuck and engage in hedonism, the chimp wants to rip some Nazi faces off.

When a conservative finds out Puerto Rico is part of America and technically bad bunny is eligible to become president

“Why do you work out so much?” Because I need to be so fucking jacked when I walk into the room a bigot is in I want specs theme from Baki to start playing

Unlimited bacon but no video games or unlimited video games but no games?

hate the feeling of wanting to play video games, having lots of video games and yet nothing sounding appealing. game void🫥

Shadow loves his stick

Thinking about how data fucked Tasha yar in season one of tng and how that must have been the best pipe ever laid. Unlimited stamina, perfect tempo, complete control over when he cums. That positronic penis is crazy

Bro I’m straight up a political refugee. I’m a leftist but I fucking can’t stand online leftists. Like my god, the most gate keeping bonkers losers on the planet that couldn’t properly politically strategize if they were running for elementary school class president. We need a new way dog.

I fucking love this man so much

Yall remember the game six degrees from Kevin bacon where you see if you can link an actor or something to Kevin bacon in six connections? We should start playing that game with Jeffrey Epstein

Mitch McConnel has been admitted to the hospital with flu like symptoms. In this time I urge all of you to please send your thoughts and prayers..... THAT HE FUCKIN DIES TONIGHT COME ON SPAGHETTI MONSTER IN THE SKY WE NEED A W RIGHT NOW

I don't think online leftists care about growing the movement or progressing it. I think they just want hugboxes and don't wanna ever try to broach beyond their comfort zone or the one view they have. The amount of gatekeeping I have seen is bonkers. Ya'll will never win like this.

Change can be hard, but so is staying the same.

God I wish my parents weren’t Christian and had actual actionable advice when I tell them how horrible things are going

Me when they bring up the videos of me cross dressed on my PUBLIC YOUTUBE CHANNEL

Tom Morello live in Minneapolis