At this point all Hasan haters are sus until proven otherwise.

Ok hear me out; we take back the gov. We build a giant coliseum. We bring back the coliseum of Rome but only for all the people in the Epstein files. We do a grand tournament and sell tickets and use the proceeds to pay for health care.

Hey the South if you want us to stop calling you dumb inbred losers maybe stop putting up the flag of dumb inbred losers. Just a thought.

Every other r/whatisthisthingpost: Found this on the floor of the gym. Has some strange sort of blue liquid inside?

New work truck (and mustache)

Welcome to Whose Country Is It Anyways where the laws are made up and the votes don’t matter.

It’s time for the revolution against AI. As if all the problems weren’t bad enough… now the AI is infecting the free porn sites.

Jail anyone who uses their phones speaker in public for any purpose

Fuck the online left. You’re all fucking pussies and you are going to make us lose this all with your fucking tone policing and your lack of will to do what must be done.

It’s so crazy I put off watching one punch man for ages cause I thought the premise sounded dumb cause it’s literally one of my favorite animes of all time.

Sean Strickland is a piece of shit and he should make the responsible decision to stop breathing. Then again he’s so fucking stupid he might do it on accident.

He’s not perfect, but holy shit I’d vote for him so hard were I a Texan.

I was once wondering why they wouldn’t build a massive data center in space and then realized that’s just how I have no mouth and I must scream starts and we are DEFINITELY on that timeline

Shut up you ugly fuck will be our battle cry.

What the fuck is the point of gendering single person restrooms? Is there a ghost woman in the woman’s restroom I need to not pull my dick out in front of?

Release everyone in prison for drugs and replace them with people who: Don’t use a turn signal Don’t drive the speed limit Don’t get in the intersection on green to turn left Drag their shopping carts next to them instead of pushing them. Let out the innocent and put the real animals in cages.

YA BOYS NOT SINGLE NO MORE

Just my favorite news show with zero context. And yes this is how it normally is, a lot of people don't know internet today is constantly edited to hide the fact that @eliotetc.bsky.social is actually 8 feet tall.

Do yall think bigots get excited to see black trans women cause they get to do three hates at once?

YES IT IS A FUCKIN MASK YOU SEE THE WHOLE SEAM MOVE AT SIX SECONDS

“Caleb you can’t tell people to kill themselves” I will tell transphobes whatever I want

JUDGE US BY OUR ENEMIES

Hasan has broken my brain because I can NOT stop going “I’m a numbers guy. Let’s grok it.”

Was Jekyll and Hyde just an allegory for alcoholism?

I think honestly I need to make the video on my favorite trans Star Trek episode for one big reason: I keep getting accused of being performative. Maybe if I show people how I literally cry for the trans plight they’ll see I’m not farming. The outsider ep of Star Trek tng review incoming mfers.

PBS is a big reason I am the man I am today. If we don’t support this you will see a drastic decrease in education and empathy.

I’m still pissed dbs super heroes didn’t use this animation instead of downgrading to 3D

Whatever RE9 dev decided you can’t parry grabs can you please politely GO FUCK YOURSELF

Me to a slur using “leftist” after I annihilate their ass.

Apparently according to some on the left if I call this out for promoting horribly unhealthy body standards that’s body shaming. Bro you woked so hard you came back around to supporting the standards that caused widespread bulimia in the 2000s.

Crazy how the second I get a financially stable job I no longer have anxiety or depression. Our brains aren’t broken, the system is.

Teach them you fucking idiot.

Fuck gerrymandering, fuck the electoral college, and fuck the Supreme Court. Fucking eradicate all three.

Fellas you not having this energy is why yo girl cheats

I wish I could get into the boys but it’s the grossest fucking thing of all time. I’d rather be forced to watch the diarrhea volcano from jackass over and over.

If I was running for office and my last name was Wiener my slogan would be “Vote for a Wiener, not a dick.”

On tinder searching for the progressive single moms with all the vigor I can muster

I’m not on it or prescribed yet but step one of getting on the ozempic, confirming my insurance will cover it, is done. There may be additional hurdles on the way to getting it but my dr says given my long history of trying to lose weight he thinks I am a solid candidate

Idea for a race based RPG: all human races are represented and have their own unique stat bonuses. The difference is if you choose white you are allowed to for one day copy a different races bonus, but at half efficiency.

"THIS, GENTLEMEN, IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST! WHAT WAS THE CRIME!? ENJOYING A MEAL!? A SUCCULENT CINNABON MEAL!?"

I’m starting to regrow my hair and my dr said I am a valid candidate for weight loss medication. I’m pointing at the wrestlemania sign; I will be more attractive than Hasan by my 33rd birthday. (07/03/2028) Comin for the mother fuckin throne of the masculine left.

I fucking hate this shit. If you’re strong enough to press a 45 lb plate you’re strong enough to rerack it. Not a single bar here is without a plate. Disabled and elderly people work out too. Fucking think or else when I catch you doing this I will drop that bar on your fucking neck.

About to regrow my hair AND get on a weight loss drug. By Christmas I will be unstoppable and I will tackle the world to the ground.

I’ve never seen Trump call a white person “low iq”

Animal Farm was mid as fuck. Glad I saw it for free.

“WHY DOESNT GRAHAM PLATNER COVERED HIS TATTOO!?” He did “WHY DOESNT HE ACCEPT SERVING IN THE MILLITARY WAS WRONG!?” He does “….WELL WHY DIDNT HE DO THAT TWENTY YEARS AGO!?” Endless goalpost moving

God damn it. Jon Bernthal is a Zionist who has brought IDF solders on his podcast.

x.com/ppollingnumb... We’re so fucked.

Ok then pay for their housing, food, and health care you out of touch Hollywood snob.

Goku has white privilege.