On tinder searching for the progressive single moms with all the vigor I can muster

I’m not on it or prescribed yet but step one of getting on the ozempic, confirming my insurance will cover it, is done. There may be additional hurdles on the way to getting it but my dr says given my long history of trying to lose weight he thinks I am a solid candidate

Idea for a race based RPG: all human races are represented and have their own unique stat bonuses. The difference is if you choose white you are allowed to for one day copy a different races bonus, but at half efficiency.

"THIS, GENTLEMEN, IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST! WHAT WAS THE CRIME!? ENJOYING A MEAL!? A SUCCULENT CINNABON MEAL!?"

I’m starting to regrow my hair and my dr said I am a valid candidate for weight loss medication. I’m pointing at the wrestlemania sign; I will be more attractive than Hasan by my 33rd birthday. (07/03/2028) Comin for the mother fuckin throne of the masculine left.

I fucking hate this shit. If you’re strong enough to press a 45 lb plate you’re strong enough to rerack it. Not a single bar here is without a plate. Disabled and elderly people work out too. Fucking think or else when I catch you doing this I will drop that bar on your fucking neck.

About to regrow my hair AND get on a weight loss drug. By Christmas I will be unstoppable and I will tackle the world to the ground.

I’ve never seen Trump call a white person “low iq”

Animal Farm was mid as fuck. Glad I saw it for free.

“WHY DOESNT GRAHAM PLATNER COVERED HIS TATTOO!?” He did “WHY DOESNT HE ACCEPT SERVING IN THE MILLITARY WAS WRONG!?” He does “….WELL WHY DIDNT HE DO THAT TWENTY YEARS AGO!?” Endless goalpost moving

God damn it. Jon Bernthal is a Zionist who has brought IDF solders on his podcast.

x.com/ppollingnumb... We’re so fucked.

Ok then pay for their housing, food, and health care you out of touch Hollywood snob.

Goku has white privilege.

The elderly are the greatest threat to modern America

Everything about dragon ball only ever got better with time for me. My favorite z saga was buu, super is like one of my favorite things ever, the broly movie is probably the most well animated thing of all time, ngl I hated super heroes and daima. Get back to the main plot with good animation pls.

Imma start getting offended at non white people being racist and be like “umm excuse me my culture is not your costume”

I swear my cat is more intelligent than most people on the internet.

Bro this was filmed like six years before covid

So like is capcom just lazy or what’s the excuse for not patching pragmata so it has an actual dead zone for your controller so hugh doesn’t constantly move? It’s an easy fix and I’m not the only one having this issue. It only happens with pragmata, and since I’m on ps5 I can’t fix it myself.

I feel like there’s something to a socialist analysis of ed edd n eddy.

IMHO it’s awfully strange for a man with a coin purse the size of an infant’s to be concerned with more ball room. Is it diaper related?

My dare officer in jr high: look kids, here’s an ad in a magazine you might read for an All American Rejects branded lighter. Isn’t that bad they show this to kids? Kids: Cooool! Officer: NO ITS NOT COOL!! ACTUALLY ITS SUPER LAME AND I AM COOL!!!”

Imma be honest I’m about to quit politics I’m so over everyone Jesus Christ. There’s no point to this shit. I should just focus on video games forever cause nothing is good enough for anyone and everything is just garbage. At least nothing is wrong while I game.

John Carpenters the thing used bisexual lighting. They used airport lights to light the scenes which had an intense blue hue and chose to use road flares for their magenta hue.

I just realized that interview with Zohran from that lib lady is a GOLDMINE for comedy “Mayor Mamdani, it’s still your freshman year as mayor of NYC. On my way here I saw a homeless person. Can you look into the camera and call yourself a failure and resign to let Cuomo be mayor?”

AOC isn’t perfect (who is?) but a presidential election of her vs JD Vance is a fucking automatic win.

Get rid of money AND old age in politics. These ancient fucks don’t care about us and never has. No one over 50 should hold any political office. It’s time to hand over the keys to the country grandpa. Our turn now.

Can someone pls make a Star Wars thing where a sith does this to someone with the force

How I feel about the resurgence of the usage of the r word both with how stupid it coming back is and how insidious it is.

My response when communists ask why I, a leftist socialist punk, engage in electoral politics and work to pressure for better candidates:

Thank god I’m not into gundam cause this looks like ass. Only person on here I recognize AND like is Michael Mandy.

If you don’t respect sex workers you can suck my dick for free.

Bro getting really drunk while havin ADHD is dangerous. I have been having anxiety attacks all morning because I wasn’t able to find my phone and I really need it for something important. Eventually I get find my iPhone to work and trigger the sound and it was in the fucking toilet paper holder.

Imagine your last meal before dying for Israel being this.

It’d take A LOT of collaboration but I think a hilarious bit would be going to a con as agent 47 from hitman, fake choking people out, then steal their costume.

Obsessed with the idea of getting Joe Biden on testosterone and getting him jacked to the gills and running him again. Would he be a better candidate? No, I’m not running him to even win the primary. I want it cause you know his move would be challenging everyone to arm wrestle.

A lot of transphobia stems from a total lack of security in sexuality. Man sees trans woman, thinks she’s attractive, then goes in his head “WAIT AM I GAY??” And they completely melt down . Like it’s not gay but also *who fucking cares*? Labels are stupid life is short, just go for it if it’s right.

Graveyard keeper is better than stardew valley

Yeah I’m over communists (themselves not the idea). If you can’t even find a way to work with me and relate to me how the fuck are you gonna build the movement with people who hate collectivism and on the total opposite spectrum from you? Less book clubs more action for fucks sake.

What’s with the surge of amazing progressive Muslim politicians coming out of nowhere and kicking the shit out of democrats? Will the light of Allah save America? Do we just need to do the shahada?

Ah yes the pessimistic doomerists with their book clubs and a theoretical revolution will save us all.

IM CRYING REALIZING THIS IS JUST GAVIN NEWSOME LMAO www.youtube.com/watch?v=APrP...

Today you also are going to learn the McDonald’s brothers names were Dick and Mac, meaning we could have lived in a timeline where the main McDonalds burger was called “the big dick”

Dude running as a progressive would be so easy for the infinite clap backs you’d be able to do. “That sounds like a you problem you should speak about to the therapist you can see affordably when I enact Medicare for all.”

I want to make a special jail just for people who do their lifts at the rack instead of picking up the weight and taking it away from the rack.

Look at the face of the only black people that didn’t choose to be here. Says fucking volumes.

From now on I’m referring to elitist theory read communists who look down on others for not reading all classical theory as “Bill Maherx”

Newest episode of scrubs got me like