smoking on that enchanted forest weed. that faerie jane

OK Tracer Bullet was good but I assume we're all in agreement that this is the all-time BEST Calvin & Hobbes strip, correct

Ghost of Yotei was like 85 and I was like “oh good it’s only 85 gigs”

RIP

It's a freak show, all the way down.

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

Getting so upset writing something that I have to take a nap about it

I hadn't heard this shit until now and finding out Platner was all in on "black people don't tip" makes way too much sense. And it's a huge red flag for anyone who works in hospitality because it's not true. Everyone who's worked behind the stick knows who undertips and it's not the black community

What do you mean you'd rather not be dropped into the river chained to this boulder? Privileged, much?

If you’re a parent, your kid doesn’t need your permission to do a walkout or a protest. Your kid is not your property.

The Courtship of Princess Leia does a really good job outlining this. It more or less tells the story of Han Solo struggling to grow out his colorful plumage and finding enough shiny objects to construct his nest with.

Hideki Sato, designer of virtually all of Sega’s consoles, has died. vgc.news/news/hideki-...

This sold for 425 ETH. $1.59M

going to the Columbo party but feeling like the Disco Elysium guy

mushroomhillzone.ogg

This is someone who understands Wurthering Heights for real

damn it sure seems like this guy fucking sucks and i should never have to see any of his dumbass opinions on my timeline ever again in my life

The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins

British Museum removes ‘Palestine’ from ancient Middle East displays. UK Lawyers for Israel have demanded Britain launders Israel’s narrative and the Museum are more than happy to oblige and play along. #skystorians

I am once again asking the people saying Pal accounts are Fake Scammers Not Located In Palestine, and that There Is No Geolock on Gazan IP Addresses, to reconcile this idea with the latest discovery that a Pal journo in Gaza was autobanned "for spam"

I do not want to develop my core please do not make me develop my core I just want to be a skinny little fast boy again

WOW! Chappell Roan STUNS with new shoulder mounted Gauss Cannon!

Learning that Platner covered his Nazi tattoo with some “norse-celtic” bullshit is not convincing me that he was ever getting any tattoos “accidentally”

“Liberals sell activists out — they appropriate and subsume active struggles into codified ‘compromises’ with terrible terms that become deadweight burdened on future generations.” ~ William Gillis

it’s time to lock in

A $60k advance on a YA novel deal would fix me

Whattup gamers. I'm about to do the "don't eat for a full day" challenge. Like and subscribe

keep cancelling your nitro

Being eepy is stolen valor

(INTERNAL SCREAMING THAT IS QUICKLY TURNING EXTERNAL)

In the Ghost of Yōtei DLC announced during the most recent State of Play, Gēmuchenjā, Atsu finds herself on a hellish gameshow where the only way to learn is by playing, the only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning. paletteswap.site/dif...

I'm what you might call "spoiler-blind". I have no concept of what does or does not constitute a spoiler, and I am completely immune to the fomo of being spoiled. I do my best not to make this everyone else's problem but I am only a man.

That's not to say that the existence of GLP-1s are directly making people more bigoted in their anti-fatness. But their marketing relies on extremely anti-fat tropes, floods the airwaves with anti-fat messages, and sends the message that anti-fatness is not just pro-health, it's morally righteous.

TNR really wants to boost this fucking nazi, I guess.

something Ive noticed that I think is really funny

You can trust me to train the chosen one. The one prophesied to bring balance to the Force. Don't worry, I won't develop an attachment that blinds me to the growing darkness within him, I'm built different.

Bluesky has me actually thinking I'm 38

By hook or by crook, prosecutors will do everything in their power to make you suffer

Become ungovernable

This is probably ok

Rude humour

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

some of y’all have internalized classism against white supremacist conmen who look like they were sculpted by Aardman Animations and it shows 🍑

Roses are red, These times are quite trying

Happy Valentines Day from Glucose Cat