I just can't wait for Lorwyn to drop and have something like Goblin Foot-fetishist or Fae Sous-chef take over the meta

I guess if you like watching nerds draw a lot of cards and then even more cards and then discarding a bunch of cards tune in to the MTG World Championship finals

they really put Sephiroth, 47 spiders-men, and Azula in Magic only for literally none of them to even be relevant. instead the format is being dominated by an old lady, a weasel, and the bass pro shop pyramid

Wake Up Dead Man was incredible. Johnson did it again, and I think it might be the most timeless entry yet. And kudos to him for including a left-handed protagonist.

In just a few generations, it's gone from "women need you & you'll get one as a mate/domestic servant regardless of how you act" to "women can survive on their own & will only mate with you if you bring something to the table" and WOW men are not adjusting well.

I've been through the desert on a

I encounter people who seem to have lost touch with the concept of being a physical presence in a three dimensional space. Their body being present in, say, a doorway, while they stare at their phone cannot occur to them. Everyone is now the only human who exists. Seems bad.

it’s cool that the universally agreed upon dimensions for hash brown patties are incompatible with every shape of breakfast sandwich ever made

Who has made this 🤣

Unto us a king is born

Void my warranty

Fellas, is it fungible to roleplay?

Animorphs is better than The Chronicles of Narnia.

Okay, I think I finally get it. The game just sort of stops throwing anything new at you after a point. By the time you get the bike you've more or less experienced what the game has to offer.

lmao

Laws aren't real

Audio version youtu.be/-G19LwrJwkw

Me every time I open a large package:

Last chance to grab Yakuza 0 before delisting on December 8th: Steam $10.99 buff.ly/ISTbotI US PSN $19.99 buff.ly/oPvvGTo XBL $19.99 buff.ly/4XAUKUf Y0-Y6 (PS4) 7-game physical bundle $80 at VGP buff.ly/4IJkhNI GOG version not identified for delist

“What could a murder weapon cost, Columbo? Ten dollars?”

have you seen the 1978 made-for-TV Doctor Strange movie where she plays Morgan Le Fay?

Tactical Breach Wizards (2024)

lol was watching batman this morning and got hit with "ignore all previous instructions"

Wish I had the money to buy even more of folks' art. I got bare-ass walls and you all are killing it.

I need to hear this at the end of all my arena matches

As anarchists, we reject the idea that judges or politicians should be trusted to determine who belongs in our communities. This is not a question of how to interpret the Constitution or appoint better judges, but of how to defend each other from the violence of the state. crimethinc.com/Kavanaugh

Every time I see something about Tom Morello sending Soken a song for FFXIV completely out of the blue this is all I can think of

culturally normal

Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff

OK I did this quick and dirty and it turned out way better than I expected. If I had the skill or technology to separate out the original music track I would

My favorite form of art is two unrelated people or characters standing next to each other with the words "BEST FRIENDS" in balloon font

Gavin Newsom looks like a guy who would get dunked in a septic tank in an Adam Sandler movie

Halley's scromit

Man, Arena's fun and all, but nothing beats finally sleeving up a new deck for game night

I personally think it's weird that Gavin Newsom drinks so much orphan blood

Quentin Tarantino died on the way back to his home planet

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Does anyone know of any other examples of where a video synchs perfectly to other audio, like the This Is America video clip set to Call Me Maybe?

Ruaa is still banned after being targeted by a Nazi- guy literally had 88 in his user name- she wants people to tag moderation

having depression is crazy cos your brain will be like "hey what if you died and no-one cared" and you gotta be like buddy it is too early for this is haven't even got out of bed yet it's only 4pm

My org @fightforthefuture.org has been “de-googling” for the last year. We’re totally off Google suite, Google docs, Drive, Calendar. We’re using Signal and Element for chat, Nextcloud for docs, etc Planning to publish a “how to” guide for other nonprofits and activist groups soonish.

The GOAT

This is the problem with making a show that's all rules. Same thing with the good place. It all just gets kind of exhausting

"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.

I really don't think this is that complicated. VII is the title with the most cultural cache. It was a game synonymous with the PlayStation, had a fairly successful multimedia expansion, basically made Square what it is today, and is easily the most iconic title for millennials and older gen-z.

It's always weird when a dopey post from two months ago suddenly gets a surge of likes

If you’re a real poster you never stop being a reply guy you merely evolve like a Pokémon into a Replymander