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Me, standing at an empty gate at Vancouver airport with the overwhelming smell of gas and a splitting headache, wondering where everybody is: "Haha what if there's a gas leak and I'm hallucinating this" There was a gas leak and I was evacuated a few minutes later.

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

Not Air Canada online check-in going down exactly 4 minutes after my flight is available for check-in

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Anyone who has had a hand in creating this horrible reality for my trans neighbors is well and truly my enemy

this is an explicitely nazi administration and anyone who still supports them should be viewed as such

They understand, and Biden did not, that the side that starts with command of the security forces and the military has a huge advantage. Their intentions have been obvious since Jan 6 2021 and Biden had four years to deal with the problem. He chose to put us in this position instead.

I hate the bulkhead on planes because inevitably by the time I board I’ll have to use a bin 4 rows back

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Could this AI actress be the next Scarlett Johansson? Major Hollywood talent agencies are excited about the prospect of “Plant Marge”

You might also remember when Ken Starr was forced to resign from Baylor University for failing to act on the reported sexual assaults of at least 6 students.

Feel like if this is how the law works, there’s no reason to make a budget deal because there’s no reason to believe anything that you win via Congress will actually happen anyway.

Would, would, would, would, would, would, would, and would.

Fall

my family was welcomed into this country by people who had numbers tattooed on their arms

Every time I have had to attend a USCIS site for a biometrics appointment or whatever, I have thought, what if a random gun-toting racist comes barging through the door now?

I think most of my followers here know that KEYE in Austin is Sinclair

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

Not the Floridians at this Kobe beef restaurant ordering their steak well-done………

Couldn’t check-in to my flight online. We’ll see if I get interrogated at the border on if I support beatification of Charlie Kirk

Israel's pager attacks were one year ago today. This piece by Jake Romm still resonates, particularly after Trump's "designation" of "antifa" as a "domestic terror organization."

now is the time for every media personality to stand up and speak out, because what this shows is that nothing will save you they’re coming for all of you, unless you’re a true believer your days are numbered and your bosses are eager to comply do something you can be proud of on your way out

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

What a relief that we've spent the past decade wringing our hands about censorious leftist college students

There should be no forgiveness for Ezra Klein, Gavin Newsom, or anyone else who whitewashed Charlie Kirk's image in the wake of his death. They participated in a cleanup job that is facilitating Kirk's status as a "martyr." They have had a hand in the harm the administration will do in Kirk's name.

My mom keeps dinosaur figures outside to scare off raccoons who want to steal her garbage. She sent me a photo today. A large toad has found one of the dinosaur figures and befriended it. They are besties now.

Chuck Schumer retire bitch

I cannot believe I'm seeing this Discourse again but "Don't search out videos and imagery to intentionally traumatise yourself to bear witness to history" is not the same thing as "Ignore current events and check out"

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

The person standing next to me on the bus farted so hard and the woman sitting behind me 100% thought it was me 😭

Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party

I just think it's interesting how some of the biggest shitheads in Texas politics, especially those who talk about "Texas values" are from the mid-Atlantic coast.

gm

Decided to check what lists I'm on because it's always a good time and this is a fuckin stretch. Apparently my gay-ass is a Putinist?

ME: wanna hear a joke BSKY REPLY PERSON: a what

I don't know if it's because of the Osaka Expo but in Tokyo and the big Kansai cities there's a ton of... Like these have always been tourist hotspots but a lot of other tourists are especially bumbling and in my goddamn way this year

A hallmark of a totalitarian and genocidal dictatorship is the inability to escape. The federal government is laying the infrastructure for mass repression and fascist violence at an accelerating pace and scale. theintercept.com/2025/09/13/m...

The New Republic's social media editor:

Since we're all on Bluesky I figure we all have a story of a time someone who hated us tried to out-woke us to try to make us look bad but they came off like they were completely unhinged.

Just thinking about how the right made up an entirely fictional left wing character that resulted in so many bomb threats and the like and nobody will face consequences. But people on the left who accurately clocked the victim’s life work lost jobs.

charlie kirk is dead. i am back for only 24 hours solely to post this. rest in piss bozo

Meanwhile: "PSU president Neeli Bendapudi would receive a $1M compensation boost under a proposed new package that was unanimously approved by a board of trustees committee Thurs. Bendapudi’s current compensation stands at about $1.8 million and would rise to $2.8 million under the proposal"

Not gonna lie it’s kind of a bummer his name isn’t like… Gaetano di Francesco or something.

I’m not the first person to make this observation, but this being the biggest story in the world at present really speaks to how much Twitter still serves as a universal assignments editor for English-language journalists.