i dont like the for you tab thingy bc it just reminds me how many hot guys on here do not follow me

Tár-heads rise up!

Not having any travel booked for the month of january and only rough outlines for 2026 as a hole is making me hyperventilate

A skeet for Josh O’Connor and Josh O’Connor only:

(long cigarette drag) Listen, kids. Mommy hates Christmas

Sis ngl that made my panties so wet they just dropped and slapped the floor. Like an octopus hitting a boat deck.

may 2026 bring me even more rotisserie chicken 💝

showing him backshots with ross lynch

Not if i’m in a skirt and u call me princess 💝

lounging

vaping in grandma's bathroom

I js know tyra is somewhere smiling so hard her cheeks hurt and watching herself on a loop. And i love that for her

🎶merry xmas says your txt message but you’re late by a day or two. so mine says thanks a lot but fuck you🎶

i know bluesky celebrates this on monday but i march to the beat of my own drum

i think i’m getting a new macbook 🤩

i know bluesky celebrates this on monday but i march to the beat of my own drum

pero mi corazón nunca ha sido mío, yo siempre lo doy

2026 is the year i try bottoming for the first time

nicki minaj was never worthy of her gay icon status

17 hrs have passed since the BGB malfunction. Its reply-bot function is also radio silent. It makes you wonder what it’s plotting.

I hate this app’s functionality bc why tell me the post failed and make me post twice

flex friday

Kyle Richards hitting the splits and twirling her ponytail at a Bel Air function that cost more than my home

old man to take self to bed at 8:45pm or threatens tantrum (2025)

Meredith acting like Brooks is on a plane to Kandahar for a 5 yr stint in the Marines meanwhile he’s probably about to touch down in LA n let some daddy sn*rt a line down his ass crack 😂😂😂

Be careful you at going to sexy

Rededicating my life to gym 🙏

Also not everybody Tan the same way this is me with a tan -Lisa Barlow (2025)

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

throwback humps from the caribbean. any pirates looking for booty? 🏴‍☠️

Cue a segment with that italian costco family where they rank the best pic noms on their boom scale

Karoline Leavitt, why would you let anyone photograph you with healing filler injection marks like even if they promised a touch up u know those originals still exist??

No one tell my man about this or I fear we’ll be having a monthly AMEX wrapped

Martin Luther reading this in his grave

Oh those bluesky wrappeds are nasty work i’m gonna go smbau for a while (irony is not lost that I’m posting about it)

You misunderstood it completely.

no me puedo contener

friendship with lost mary cancelled. Now zyn spearmint is my best friend

hot slut can't count

Look I can forgive a lot of gym behavior but this bitch took her shoes for what is clearly her pull day

Why is she eating like a duck here?? That’s js two buns and some fries fjjfhfhf

🏝️☀️👙⛱️🍹 wdym this rum punched me?

Being absurdly tan and dropped into 28°F weather is making me feel like when Kramer stayed in the tanning bed too long. (I would post a ref pic but given Michael Richards and he’s wearing insanely dark make up it feels very very black face accepting to promote)

And I’ll keep it a buck, leaving ts for the majority of my vacation made me want to dee leat it permanently

my vacation sucks

softie sunday as an apology for being an emo weirdo last night

i’ll never be as happy as when i was your dog dad. it was a good life 🖤

Bessent is a dumb faggot who should never get laid again ✌️