cooking ribeyes with chimichurri, mashed potatoes, and asparagus for @tw1nkandt0nic.bsky.social

🎶i need a sunday kind of love🎶

Getchu a boyfriend who picks you up from the airport with flowers 💐🫠 @thepugfather.bsky.social

Their non-binary tea 💛🤍💜🖤

Mother of the year award, folks

boyfriend comes home tomorrow so i’m sitting by the door like

frienemoomf had a nuanced, intelligent take and i cant be snarky or disingenuous

the urge to comment “oh ok bc we asked” on some many ✨posts✨

what’s going on with mycareer

its time for the kirkulator

tipsy for the first time in a while AMA

had buffalo wings with iced coffee and a side of peach-mango vape for breakfast bc boyf is out of town and my diet is LAWLESS

@spaceboyrix.bsky.social at the free clinic

for pride month this year i’ll be discussing my open marriage 👉 gay divorce pipeline, age gap relationship (🤵‍♂️💗👴), and former throuple situationship. i’m partnering with the bravest ally brand i know, @target to the #word out. link in comments for 20% off select rainbow merch and method soaps 🏳️‍🌈

This account was sold to me in a bid war. Look at me. I’m your captain now

This account was sold to me in a bid war. Look at me. I’m your captain now

did a bit where I reacted 👍 to all of my bf’s communiques to see how angry twink he would get and now he’s doing it back to me and I js wanna

nobody asks if you can just stand up for one sec bc i think ur sitting on my vape as cute and sweet as i do it ngl

remembering how old i’m turning in <20 days

fuck u satan fuck right off

i·ro·ny1 /ˈīrənē/ noun the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

Last night a BJ saved my life

ngl this car window makes my arm look swole asfffffff

Ordering so much chipotle but pretending to read some of it off my phone so they think it’s for two people

xl non dairy latte and my vape doing wonders today his AM

all the most prolific reply guys on this app being married or deeply partnered is never not gonna be funny to me

Existing on coffee and vape juice #cutlife

Pit stop was right there. Don’t fucking pmo

Year of the horse so i’m only doing ket

Legth day 🤓

Giving myself grace and patience as I grow and develop myself into a truly vile evil horrible monster of a human being <3

many are unknowingly celebrating fugly cock friday

I yearn to be storming off with a [vape] in my hand during a heated argument and someone say “can I say something superficial? [he] looks so fucking hot rn” YEARN, I SAY!

tits out for an empty gym 🤙

One day you ate his ass for the last time without knowing it. Treasure every moment ✨

Me in 2006 when a fraternity brother would ask me how many go in the pink

🐰

miss belladonna by slayyyter

I would never say that

do you think you could like look straight into the webcam and say dua lipa is the greatest popstar in history for me please?

If I send you this to you, it means you might have made a mistake but it’s ok bc even louis vuitton does that, too.

oh he fuckin loves meeeeeeeeeuhhh

I put a basketball in my shirt and told everyone I was pregnant with JC Chasez’s baby

kissin my friends by marshmello/inji

lately 🥰

I won’t recover from this

I’m gonna throw up 🫢