For the record regarding last night, I am indeed Cassandra. All which I say will come to pass and no one shall believe me. “I like you I just don’t know where I see this going yet” We’ve had 3 dates and have talked for over a month. You’ve barely asked me a single thing. I think I’m good.

Is this cute enough for a movie night with a man who will probably tell me he’s not ready for something serious after tonight?

Sorry, horrible news, there’s a cold front here too and it won’t hit 80° now 😞

For my first winter in LA I’m really, really envious of all the snow you guys are getting. I miss it. It’ll be 80° here today, unrelated.

I did the gym, please clap

Also, is “Growing Up” supposed to be a cover of the Blink 182 song?? Because she changes the lyrics enough that I’m not 100% sure if this was intentional or??

Hillary… “Roommates”… this album… my lord girl

Wine me. Dine me. Deep Space Nine me.

Hey @thepugfather.bsky.social I found a great new pickup line for you with the twinks

Ugh fine. I’m back. I’m having man troubles and can’t be left alone with my brain any more

I’m also taking this a step further and giving my Brick to my neighbor and enabling a complete lockout of all social apps on my phone. I’ll be giving it to him tonight, so you have like 2 hours before I warp away.

I’ve decided I’m taking a full social media break for a while. Not sure how long. If you need me, you have my number, and if you don’t have it you don’t need me. 🖖

This week’s #StarfleetAcademy is tense, riveting, and high-stakes, and still makes time for a little gay Klingon flirting

Hey @bsky.app can you fix EVERY VIDEO PLAYING UNMUTED while I scroll??? I want to see them but not hear them, like it used to be

Ok this new update is playing every video UNMUTED to start. Is there a new setting I missed?? I don’t want my music to stop every time one of you finger blasts your man gape

I think we need to start differentiating between AI and just good, advanced algorithms. I won’t use ChatGPT to do shit, but I’ll sure as hell tell Spotify’s prompt to make me a playlist I’d hear at Panera bread in 2001 to live my 90’s businesswoman global coffeehouse dream

This is how I found out, btw

Reeeeeally contemplating nuking my entire social media existence and just walking into the ocean. Much to consider.

I have never once used a draft feature on a single social media platform and by god I will not start now. You’re getting this raw whether you like it or not

We had another brunch date. We came back and kissed more. He’s focusing on taking things slow and not rushing like we both admitted to doing in the past. I just hope that’s serious and not an excuse to not commit. He’s also stopped responding about a movie night. I don’t date well.

What happened to my nemesis… he deleted all socials??

I’m down bad for a man and I’ve barely met him so I’m going to the gym to remind me other men are prettier

Can we appreciate how beautiful this man is?

Guys I had a lunch date with a man who is literally my perfect type and at the end he kissed me and I’m only saying this to say, even if this goes nowhere, I am incredibly happy right now

Learned oomfies is actually kind of a pretentious dick tonight. Shouldn’t be surprised, but you’d think if you interacted on here you’d be nicer in person

Also had a great Grammys weekend with @mxwlmxwl.bsky.social and @meatheadsaiyan.bsky.social

Feb Skirk Drop

Ummm… did Gaga get an injury? Something seems wrong

OLIVIAAAAAAAA 😭😭😭 2026 timeline is healing

Sombr is Troye Sivan’s Waluigi.

Hungover horny is hitting

Also my mustache smells like man butt from last night. I feel like I’m finally doing the WeHo thing right

Hungover horny is hitting

Tag yourself

Lots of heavy feelings today, but for me the biggest one is the gratitude we as a community feel toward the mothers who raised us and shaped us without even knowing. The collective grief speaks to her impact. An incredible legacy for an incredible human.

qtp with a great female villain

Share a preacher, nun, or priest

Also in case anyone needed confirmation, I was told this week by a man that I was the “single most exhausting human he’s ever met” but he did seem fully obsessed so I think it’s ok

I’ve had so much tequila I want @thepugfather.bsky.social to be my friend

After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.

Who I am online, and who I am in person

Work trips are fun. Sorry I’m wearing clothes. This is what I actually look like. Disappointing, I know.

“How many people does it take before it becomes wrong? A thousand? Fifty thousand? A million? How many people DOES IT TAKE, admiral?” —Captain Picard, Star Trek: Insurrection.

In case anyone needed a reminder of what my page is actually about

Just a reminder that there’s always a Star Trek episode to remind us that this was all avoidable

Face reveal. Wrong answers only

Ok but in all seriousness, Starfleet Academy is an amazing show. All the "die hard fans" who won't even give it a chance should practice having an open mind like the characters in the franchise they love so much do.