My favorite compliment is when someone looks at me and says “I cannot stand you” while smiling

36.

It’s my birthday tomorrow. Venmo is @Juzel_rix in case you want to send me money for a drink or therapy

So should I celebrate my birthday (Tuesday) this weekend or next weekend?

This is by far the best thing anyone has ever done for me

Cannot stop being horny today. Need about 900 loads tbh.

Another hump, another day

DON HERTZFELDT, in this the year of our oversized spoon 2026, has uploaded a HD version of Rejected to his YT channel?!?!?! OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS I'M SO HAPPY HIIIIII

Happy Saturday everyone

“Give until Gone” is the subhead of my memoirs

Hey this man is incredible so

A vers top? More like averse to topping am I right

Don’t worry, we’re evening out

I won’t be moving, thanks

Let me be clear that I’m fine, I just needed coffee and dick

I woke up still drunk, horny, and crying. Happy MDW all

I have so many oomfs I want inside of me it’s ridiculous

Happy hump day, how’s my arch?

This is truly like MySpace and somehow I feel like having @lerrrgan.bsky.social, @bostongayboy.bsky.social and @kxdyn.bsky.social in my top 8 gives me bragging rights

Slightly increase a band Yellowcards.

Anyone who’s ever bred me owes me a Mother’s Day gift

now reposted with attention

I’m skinny dipping alone at 12 am with a pool and a hot tub and THIS IS A WASTE OF NAKED

Do I have any Palm Springs bloomfs that wanna say hi this weekend?

The Cities are constantly helping The Rurals, out of their own hearts, they *never* punish The Rurals for being Rurals, but Rurals punish Cities for being Cities all the time and I'm fucking tired of it at this point.

Anyone want to send me $80 for a battery pack? This one is the fun gameboy clear purple and I want it

To all my fellow 5’7’s, today is our day

I’m sorry. Why is a StarFox looking like he pushing 40 with a fatty liver and his doctor sent a pleading email to change his diet.

We’re getting awfully close to that 10k mark and I’m going to need 2 bloomfies to step up to make this happen

Happy hump day, how’s my arch?

Aka, all my bloomfies

Exhibit B:

Exhibit A:

The live Star Trek channel on Paramount+ is chaotic because I just went from Scorpion to watching Kai Winn get sworn is as head of the provisional government and that’s a fucking whiplash

BREAKING FNN NEWS: Anchor gets new photos courtesy of @lerrrgan.bsky.social

Why do all of the hottest couples I want in the middle of live in Minnesota? I desperately need a two week trip to do some homewrecking/reinforcing

April 4th, 2004. I was 14 and got to do the Star Trek Experience in Vegas and this was the photo they gave you. Still one of the most amazing experiences in my life and it’s such a pity it’s gone now

Hey so does this work, or?

Remember your 3 C’s: - coffee - copious amounts of - cannabis

May you all enjoy this month’s new skirk

Happy hump day, I need the attention

I hate being down and negative. I’ve had like 4 significant changes and losses in friends and work issues over the last week and it’s really hitting that I’m lacking a source of joy. What do you guys do to stay positive?

Respectfully to all my bloomfs, the only people I’ve had any issues with in LA are native LA people. Some of yinz are the biggest whiny piss babies on the planet and need to grow the hell up and realize not everything revolves around you

Who’s Dixon Myaz

Any LA bloomfs want to join for an Airbnb in Palm Springs May 8-10? We have an extra room. Pool and hot tub included 😇

Hungover horny is hitting

Lee Harvey Oswald is hot. Sorry.

I need a lot of you to understand that if I have said I would do something to you, I 100% will do that in person as well