First day at the new remote job, had a really, really incredible weekend, sending out all the positive vibes I can and only accepting happiness now

Did something reeeeeaaalllyy stupid today folks. Let’s see how badly this hurts in the end.

Deal?

IT GOT BETTER 📍Central MN

Oh we be lamenting today, bois

I need community support to actually get my shit done today and not just ignore cleaning and errands to replay Mass Effect

Oldest selfie in your phone 2009.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) Merritt Butrick as David Marcus, Captain Kirk's son. He died at the age of 29, just a few years after this movie was released. The AIDS epidemic that killed so many was largely treated as a joke by the Reagan administration.

The stunning 3,600-piece LEGO Enterprise set is a must for any Star Trek fan.

Mamdani: So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us.

I wasn’t joking.

For the record I'm only celebrating non-stop-nut November

Well I was going to have another two weeks at my old job, but as of this morning I was dismissed so I guess it's vacation time!!

Slutty little Milo Thatch, anyone? Milo Snatch, if you will

I hope this email kills us both

Sending everyone some ominous positivity today. It will be a good day. You have no choice.

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Give me your favorite #StarTrek ship 🖖🏻 But of course I’m right

Sorry I should have phrased this better: I GOT THE JOB!! The positive vibes I’m sending are deep, deep gratitude and hope that everyone else also has really amazing news this week

I just got a job offer for a fully remote position and the idea that this could be my full career?? I am sending every positive vibe into the universe right now

Guys I finally caved and did the Halloween costume. Will give visuals when the pieces come tomorrow.

YOURE TELLING ME I CAN PLAY ZA ON MY SWITCH??? I DONT NEED A 2???? I HAVE SO MUCH CATCHING UP TO DO

Updating my LEGO White House

Fuzzy, dirty, quick. And that’s just my mirror.

Have two, they’re small

If my AI counterpart is true to my real desires he will hunt me for sport until I’m taken out with a sniper rifle

Who robbed the Louvre right answers only

I really, really want to spend like a month exploring the New England area. I’ve never been and it’s always felt like it was calling to me

I suspect the MAGA government decided to launch all these Bluesky accounts tonight to try to bait people in advance of No Kings. These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate. Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.

I really need a switch 2 so I can play za, but I also know it would end up just being a speedrun to get my gyarados and then steamrolling the game, because it’s the same thing I do with every Pokémon game

We’re celebrating #fcf early because I need it to be Friday already

We’re celebrating #fcf early because I need it to be Friday already

Guys there’s this really good opportunity that I need peer references for. Please provide why you think I deserve this job, thanks

are you even bros if you haven’t watched him fuck your boyfriend?

Happy #humpday, I’ve been waiting for someone to come join me. Just slide right in

Happy #humpday, I’ve been waiting for someone to come join me. Just slide right in

Feral, tonight

Have you ever had a super unhealthy sexual fantasy about an ex and then find out the fantasy actually happened and then you realize “oh, no, that actually really hurts”? No? Me either.

A man is never hornier than when he has a cold sore

Ugh, god. of course.

Hey I broke 8k, what should I do to celebrate?

Terrible start to the day so someone come turn things around #humpday

Quick, see if you can find yourself

Terrible start to the day so someone come turn things around #humpday

Softie Saturday, anyone?

I need LA friends to do brunch things with. I have not had a real, gay brunch in… too long

Almost missed hump day

Happy #humpday. Butt pics are my kryptonite, someone help me take better ones

Update; ChatGPT WILL give you incredibly detailed descriptions of snaps, and create its own dialogue for them, if you use the correct prompts