Guys I need help, there’s that meme format that’s just 3 texts in a row asking to do something and the middle one says faggot, can someone send that to me

Big win of the day, I just paid off my car!

Today I am chaste. I am a virgin. I have never had a single lewd thought. I don’t even know what sex is.

I am insatiably horny today

Guys I think I pushed @thepugfather.bsky.social over the edge and I actually feel bad. This is a reminder to not kick a sister when she’s down. Wait for her to stand up again and then push her down.

My favorite twink, if you care

Here’s to actually making myself WeHo hot in 2026

Here’s to a much, much better one

2025 was truly the most difficult year I have ever faced. I lost the man who raised me, I left two jobs that treated me terribly, I moved across the country, I was physically assaulted by a partner, and I lost both of my best friends who no longer felt it was worth keeping me in their lives,

Can’t wait to be unemployed again. It’s been *checks watch* six whole weeks

before 2025 is over, let go. let go of everything. free yourself. start 2026 with a clear heart & mind, make it the best year yet

Girl who’s going to be ok

Hi from Joshua Tree. I needed away.

“Man on the other side of my wall” in my case

“How will you enter 2026?” Me:

Hey this man is perfect

Also updated the pfp for the new year

Happy #fcf and may we never experience pain like 2025 again

Merry holidays and happy greetings

I don’t put any stock into astrology, but fuck this bitch for coming for me so accurately two days in a row

The DS9 edit is complete

Great night all around, honestly

Rivals

Had to join the bandwagon poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...

Terrible start to the day so someone come turn things around #humpday

Also the next fucking man who wants to try to date me or show me affection is going to have to bring me the heads of every man who has come before him to prove he’s worth my time. I’m sick of this shit.

I really didn’t need one more life lesson in 2025, but here we are

I definitely need to step it up

Happy Monday, it’s taking me out

Special treat for #fcf

What was your first automobile: I unironically loved this bitch. Her nickname was spaceship.

🤩

Cum Tuesday?

Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video: “this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”

Cum Tuesday?

alright December let’s see what ya got

Wagon Wheel Watusi

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 35

Sorry I’ve been so quiet lately, I’ve been having a lot of sex and food this week

If anyone needs to know my EXACT types, here it is. These men are perfect.

I need to make more time to have sex with my friends.

First day at the new remote job, had a really, really incredible weekend, sending out all the positive vibes I can and only accepting happiness now

Did something reeeeeaaalllyy stupid today folks. Let’s see how badly this hurts in the end.

Deal?

IT GOT BETTER 📍Central MN

Oh we be lamenting today, bois

I need community support to actually get my shit done today and not just ignore cleaning and errands to replay Mass Effect

Oldest selfie in your phone 2009.