Final #mcm of 2025

modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here

Heading back to Columbus today. Goodbye, Phoenix 👋

not too late for a flu shot btw, flu historically often peaks in february and by all accounts it is pretty bad this year

Last Chest Day of 2025 💪🏻 hevy.com/workout/bcae...

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY and honestly despite all the awful bullshit happening in this country the past year has been the best one of my life. yall mind if i do it like wine and only get better with age? because that seems to be the pattern 🫶🏼🥂

Trying to imitate art 😮‍💨

does a movie need a plot. can it not simply have: a hat

biceps / triceps ✅

checking in to say happy holidays divas

Graphite sketch.

blue briefs bonus content 🙂‍↕️

Any excuse to repost ✨

Model: @musclecoconut.bsky.social #XingPhotoStudio

Okay, hopping on the bicep thread 💪🏻

Welcome to that liminal space between Christmas and New Years. Everyone’s goals for these days are rest and relaxation. Oh - and for me, finishing painting my office and taking down the Christmas decorations. Pictured: new robe and undies hubby got me for Christmas!

Van’s entire deal has been like fingernails on the chalkboard of my soul this whole season but this… it’s so unhinged, I simply have to respect it

Saturday morning run in the sun ☀️

Workout in the Brat gym fueled by so many Christmas cookies.

Gotta love a free hotel stay

Zoomed out makes you look much more biggerer 🦍

🌚🌝

I knew Bluesky would find the Deep Space 9 connection

Merry Christmas you filthy fagimals

Same old run in the park, new outfit under the (metaphorical) tree 🌲🎁

Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice

Opening up a brunch restaurant for middle-aged gays who want you to know that they read books, calling it À la Recherche du Pain Perdu

Squats rest ye merry, gentlemen? (Yeah okay maybe not) hevy.com/workout/eda2...

Don’t zoom on the reflective balls

dropping hints that it’s my birthday (it’s my birthday)

Twas the hump day before Christmas and all through the house 🎶 🎄 🎅🏻

On the one hand I just hit my hundredth day of a streak on Babbel and it’s covered a lot more actual grammar and idiom than the owl app, but on the other hand it didn’t give me a social media card for the milestone, so it’s hard to say which is better

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

Something about gym progress.

It's Titty Tuesday folks. Just making sure you know!

Pole Vault Pole xkcd.com/3183/

What’s your room number? 📸 @aaronburkexxx.bsky.social

Care to help me in the shower?

Merry Chestmas hevy.com/workout/ShXS...

okay i thought about it a lot here are my ins and outs for 2026:

🚨THERES A VIDEO 🚨THERES A VIDEO 🚨

I’m literally sooooo gay holy fuck

Throw back

Home weights for the holidays hevy.com/workout/e6ef...

All I want is you, it’s always you.

10 more days of the holiday sale (25% off) 🎁 also, let’s do a week of holiday content with Sammy ❤️💚 book now: defyingbinaries.com/booking

This is the ideal gay couple. You may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.