at least i’m consistent (always tired and a little hangry)

this is kinda what it feels like to post a photo dump on insta

an update:

good morning to this perfect croissant only!!

celebrating today the only way I know how: listening to cowboy carter

where else would I be??

dads just put in a frozen pizza, who wants some??

just made an instagram reel for the first time out of pure boredom… turns out that shit is so time-consuming???

3-day weekend thank god!!

looking back through my wedding photos just to feel something (joy)

Could really use a FWB this summer (friend with boat)

a bike ride though your city on a hot summer night is kinda soul-healing tbh

willing to trade my pure heart for bigger biceps

am I depressed that pride month is over? yes. am I going to channel the power of the recent full moon and the opportunity of a new month beginning to manifest my best self and wildest dreams? also yes!!

post-pride blues are killing me 🥲

exactly what I needed today 🙂‍↕️

and on the fourth day, he gooned

about to see rebecca black dj and am honestly so excited

day 3: pleased to report I just woke up and my heart and body are ready for another day of shenanigans

day two fit ✨

in the mood to kiss all my friends

headed to a pool party, hope I’m not overdressed!

woke up feeling extra gay and horny (it’s pride weekend)

gay powers restored, some might even say enhanced!!

miserable work week means I’m going to be even more feral this weekend for pride 🤪

thanks for the reminder 😌

party theme is: sports!!

“girth” rhymes with “mirth” btw

mornings on the patio >>>>

leg day has a boy sweeaaaty 💦

yeah so I wore it and felt like a gay altar boy

coworking space is doing a pride-themed happy hour today and the (gay) office manager just informed me he has an extra muumuu for me to wear so maybe I do have some internalized homophobia after all

some men at my gym are *too* beautiful, like they should not be allowed to just walk around like that

bulging out*

and I was supposed to start therapy today but they had to cancel last-minute 🥲

pushing through a shitty week with extra coffee and a fake smile 🤪

me as a happily married 33-year old man listening to olivia rodrigo’s new album

happy 1-year anniversary to this hump day pic 🤭

oomf sent me a d*** **c earlier and I kinda can’t stop thinking about it…

it’s hot to frot

secured!!

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ ryan beatty 🕯️ tickets 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

i’m a simple man with simple needs in that i simply NEED to go twirl under some lasers this weekend

i’m such a slut for a good chicken caeser wrap

happy monday (if you’re into that sort of thing)

someone come help me pitch a tent 🏕️

made it out of the woods and didn’t get eaten by a bear, please clap!!

about to go camping for the first time in years, please wish me luck!!

crashing out a little, as a treat 🤪

literate gays… what are y’all reading lately?