okay fine one more pool day

couldn’t ask for anything more tbh

skipped the gym all week so i’m really counting on tomorrow’s (1) pilates class to whip me into shape before my trip

happy hump day feat. blue briefs to celebrate last night’s blue wave 🌊

missing the super moonrise, gonna crash out

love!! very honored to be turned into a drawing ☺️

✅ civic duty

nobody in this coffee shop knows that my ***** is ✨freshly waxed✨

spent both nights in over halloween weekend and I have zero regrets but cannot wait to be silly and gay next weekend

could honestly spend all day in bed 💤

I guess we were one of the few houses to recognize this one trick-or-treater’s costume last night, because their friend shouted “the gays always know! we support the lgbt!!”

so there’s thing called walking down to the neighborhood bar to meet a friend after work on a crisp fall evening

I don’t have a halloween costume yet lol

t-minus one week until a little gay vacation thank god!!

officially starting two-a-days (two naps a day)

haven’t celebrated hump day in a minute

wow idk what’s different this year but that double vax has made everything hurt

BOOSTED, baby!!

hey from hotel 😌

baby… what was that?!!

we love a cool & rainy fall morning 🙂‍↕️

husband and I are doing a partner workout for the first time ever and he lifts so much heavier than me??? 😅

life is better when you have a big pot of leftover tortellini soup waiting for you 🙂‍↕️

really sucks that the cure to sunday scaries really seems to be spending all day meal prepping and cleaning

gm pookies

it is 2:35am and my uber is playing a remix of “our god is an awesome god” you really cannot make this shit up

well I changed my mind

unfortunately I’m determined to be relatively responsible this weekend

friday mornings are for pilates and bagels and I’m not afraid to say it 😤

in the mood to shake some ass

how about a throwback? (circa 2015)

y’all convinced me 😌

They stole the jewels from the Louvre btw.

what if… I went a little crazy and opened a bottle of red wine 😜

whenever I’m at the gym I look around and think to myself, “wow I really am just a babygirl”

✨ this diva ✨

happy sunday, btw

my uber driver’s phone stopped working right after he picked me up so I had to give him directions to my house like it was 2004

overheard at the bar: give him a break we just turned 23 we were both born in 2002

scruff level directly correlated to how trying this week has been 🫠

i’m reallly gonna need everyone to get 👏 it 👏 together 👏

why the fuck did my day job get so stressful in the last two days???

have a loose idea for my first tattoo (had never really wanted tattoos but what if??)

went to see lorde last night and i literally cannot stop thinking about it

a nice wholesome fall fun day to top off a feral weekend 😌

so there’s this thing called kissing boys at the club…

friday night, baby!!

bored at work

it’s the weekend, time to get silly

the concept of “bulking”…