Conor
@hey-cj.bsky.social
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Minneapolis • Software engineer • he/him • Happily married 🏳️🌈 Occasionally NSFW
okay fine one more pool day
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couldn’t ask for anything more tbh
4 days ago
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skipped the gym all week so i’m really counting on tomorrow’s (1) pilates class to whip me into shape before my trip
6 days ago
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happy hump day feat. blue briefs to celebrate last night’s blue wave 🌊
6 days ago
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missing the super moonrise, gonna crash out
6 days ago
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love!! very honored to be turned into a drawing ☺️
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
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✅ civic duty
7 days ago
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nobody in this coffee shop knows that my ***** is ✨freshly waxed✨
7 days ago
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spent both nights in over halloween weekend and I have zero regrets but cannot wait to be silly and gay next weekend
9 days ago
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could honestly spend all day in bed 💤
9 days ago
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I guess we were one of the few houses to recognize this one trick-or-treater’s costume last night, because their friend shouted “the gays always know! we support the lgbt!!”
10 days ago
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so there’s thing called walking down to the neighborhood bar to meet a friend after work on a crisp fall evening
12 days ago
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I don’t have a halloween costume yet lol
12 days ago
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t-minus one week until a little gay vacation thank god!!
12 days ago
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officially starting two-a-days (two naps a day)
12 days ago
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haven’t celebrated hump day in a minute
13 days ago
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wow idk what’s different this year but that double vax has made everything hurt
13 days ago
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BOOSTED, baby!!
14 days ago
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Nolan
about 2 months ago
hey from hotel 😌
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baby… what was that?!!
14 days ago
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we love a cool & rainy fall morning 🙂↕️
14 days ago
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husband and I are doing a partner workout for the first time ever and he lifts so much heavier than me??? 😅
15 days ago
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life is better when you have a big pot of leftover tortellini soup waiting for you 🙂↕️
15 days ago
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really sucks that the cure to sunday scaries really seems to be spending all day meal prepping and cleaning
16 days ago
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gm pookies
16 days ago
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it is 2:35am and my uber is playing a remix of “our god is an awesome god” you really cannot make this shit up
17 days ago
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well I changed my mind
add a skeleton here at some point
17 days ago
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unfortunately I’m determined to be relatively responsible this weekend
17 days ago
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friday mornings are for pilates and bagels and I’m not afraid to say it 😤
18 days ago
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in the mood to shake some ass
20 days ago
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how about a throwback? (circa 2015)
add a skeleton here at some point
21 days ago
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y’all convinced me 😌
add a skeleton here at some point
22 days ago
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22 days ago
They stole the jewels from the Louvre btw.
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what if… I went a little crazy and opened a bottle of red wine 😜
22 days ago
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whenever I’m at the gym I look around and think to myself, “wow I really am just a babygirl”
22 days ago
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✨ this diva ✨
22 days ago
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happy sunday, btw
23 days ago
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my uber driver’s phone stopped working right after he picked me up so I had to give him directions to my house like it was 2004
24 days ago
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overheard at the bar: give him a break we just turned 23 we were both born in 2002
24 days ago
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scruff level directly correlated to how trying this week has been 🫠
25 days ago
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i’m reallly gonna need everyone to get 👏 it 👏 together 👏
25 days ago
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why the fuck did my day job get so stressful in the last two days???
27 days ago
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have a loose idea for my first tattoo (had never really wanted tattoos but what if??)
29 days ago
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went to see lorde last night and i literally cannot stop thinking about it
30 days ago
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a nice wholesome fall fun day to top off a feral weekend 😌
about 1 month ago
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so there’s this thing called kissing boys at the club…
about 1 month ago
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friday night, baby!!
about 1 month ago
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bored at work
about 1 month ago
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it’s the weekend, time to get silly
about 1 month ago
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the concept of “bulking”…
about 1 month ago
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