back to your regularly scheduled programming (the same old pose in front of the same old mirror)

I’m hornyyyy 😩 (about to go to a 5-course dinner at a japanese-italian fusion restaurant)

hot boys with mustaches who are STRAIGHT?? an epidemic unfortunately

exhibit a 🙈

happy valentine’s day from your favorite bottom and bottom-fisher 💖

hi from hotel

husband and I are doing a little staycation and it’s a 3-day weekend god bless!!

does anybody have tips for doing barbell hip thrusts and not feeling like a little slut?

I don’t have all the answers, but i do know this: owning a panini press is amazing and has absolutely made me a happier person

*love* a sweet treat!!

seeing this feels like being stabbed in the leg tbh!!

me every morning writing my to-do list

have you tried ✨crashing out✨

lord give me the strength to move from the couch to my bed

gym crush skipped the sauna today 😔

which one are you eating first?? 💕

yep yep 🙂‍↕️

ready to change into a slutty little outfit and go out dancing tonight, it’s been waaaay too long!!

anyways happy friday

boner! at the disco

what does it mean when you finish your set and the guy spotting you slaps your ass and says “nice job, bud”???

something’s in the air… (i’ve been incredibly h*rny all day)

there’s still far too much ice activity in minneapolis, but one bright spot is that my local cafe has become a food shelf on the weekends, and has been overwhelmed by the response

hi from coffee shop

cutting… bulking… whatever happened to kissing and cuddling??

happy hump day sluts

gay guy game night tonight

push day 😤 oh and finally joined hevy btw hevy.com/workout/W0Jg...

all I’ve ever wanted tbh

did a lot of housework today so I’m rewarding myself with a sweet treat* (*a rye manhattan)

pilates kinda paying off I think 🙂‍↕️

accidentally let out a moan while doing hip thrusts at the gym

okay i’m back

just hopping on to say hello — i've been on a break from socials that will probably continue for a while. I don’t really post like this normally but… 2026 has been off to a pretty terrible start, between some personal events and ICE’s occupation in minneapolis.

wrote some actual code today please clap

back to your regularly scheduled programming

red eye flight, send nudes

not ready to fly home but I *am* ready for routine and feel very grateful for having spent a week in paradise with my besties

please be advised that i will get getting unreasonably hot and gay this year

hello!

sniffing my own pits for fun

locking in for 2026

feeling kinda babygirl

I’m fighting demons (bisexual thoughts)

peekaboo 🫣

the rumors are true: @mspnoodle.bsky.social and I actually made it to the gym on vacation

don’t call, don’t text

what if we kissed under the lasers 👉👈

wild and free 🐎

taking public transit to the pregame 😌