two weeks in a row where I felt like i sort of knew what i was doing on the pilates reformer :)

i’m tipsy from happy hour and tbh think I might play video games all night

working downtown today and a friend just asked to meet up for an impromptu happy hour after work. my plan is working!!!

found a vintage hump day pic in my hidden folder (ca. 2023)

hello friends and lovers

shopping for new clothes and trying to push myself out of my comfort zone and I think I just want a personal stylist 😅

clocking in at the hotel thirst trap factory

we’re at a holiday inn express in the northwoods of wisconsin and I’ve never wanted an edible more tbh

calico by ryan beatty remains a perfect album 🙂‍↕️

oh instagram’s new instants feature is baaaaad news for chronic selfie takers (me)

okay twist my arm 😏

i’ll think about it

don’t call or text

good morning, who wants coffee?

one of my colleagues has started putting random “words” in quotes and it’s driving me “insane” :)

movie gays… can anyone tell me if amc a-list is worth it?? 🍿

i’m extremely social… but if I get even ONE more partiful notification for may or june, I will simply have to delete the app!!

I’m sorry if you’re in a group walking 4-wide down the sidewalk I WILL shoulder check you!!

it’s my time to shine

husband is making lasagna for dinner 👅

anyways, goodnight!!

it’s so embarrassing when you make a dinner reservation and show up to the restaurant and it’s empty lol

not my friend sending me a timehop video zooming in on my speedo b*lge 😭

deleted all socials from my phone (need to lock in!), so if I want to post here I have to do it from a real computer like it’s the early 2000s :)

who else wants one?

might fuck around and make an espresso martini

if you see this post the light in your eyes ✨

it is *so* nice to be home after almost a month of nonstop travel 😩

can one (1) cup of coffee at the airport make up for a full week of poor sleep?

garlic rt if you agree

if I get dragged to karaoke tonight what should I sing??

went here and everyone knew you, etc., etc.

am I too late for hump day?

hotel bar nightcap may lead to hotel n*des… watch this space!

not the restroom sign calling me out!!

gay guys love to customize the little heart emoji they use for reacting to DMs

there are currently zero hot men at the airport lounge this is a complete and total scam!!

a friend and I signed a lease for some coworking space and I’m so excited love wfh but I’m pretty extroverted and need a bit more social interaction day-to-day, now I’ll have options 😌

said goodbye to my childhood home tonight 🥲

love that the weed store and pizza store in our neighborhood are right next to each other 🙂‍↕️

more people need to be postmaxxing

sorry to double post, I got h*rny :(

sun sets after 8pm tonight, god bless!!

kinda think it should be illegal to send emails or schedule meetings on fridays

or hogsmacked for that matter

with tongue, mind you!!

sos flight attendant is super fucking hot and plausibly g*y!!!

feeling a little cheeky this morning ;)

my flight got canceled after we sat on the tarmac for two hours, it was so fun 🤗

already back at the airport ✈️😵‍💫