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Sometimes I chicken out of using songs from Sabrina Carpenter’s album in social posts or statuses because I worry people will think I am complaining about my relationship instead of just vibing to the music

Day to night in the Angeles National Forest

Happy 365 days to my most played song this year 💚

I have tried recreating the 😮‍💨 face in photos recently, but I always look like I am in anguish

I might have learned the Houdini dance break choreography at midnight last night 💃

Listening to brat again and the transition from, “I think about it all the time” to “365” is so cathartic

Guess who got last minute tickets to see Dua Lipa tomorrow

What is more LA than your commute taking 30 minutes longer than normal, realizing you won’t make it to the office in time for your first conference call and stopping to take it a coffee shop?

Are you choosing the front or back this Jocktober?

There is a group of women who dress up in a different theme for Zumba class at the gym, and they are just the cutest. This week was an angels and demon theme with a lot of red sequins

This skeet got me CANCELLED!

I have been trying so hard not to yuck people’s yum

Always remember, Taylor Swift is a capitalist first

I just got an ad saying, “How hypersexuality and procrastination are interconnected.” Can’t I just doom scroll in peace!? 😭

I sat next to a girl on her 13th birthday at the Benson Boone concert AMA

I finally saw my first realtor video using House Tour as the audio. So that was fun while it lasted

Folsom weekend fits, which one is your favorite?

My favorite game to play at Folsom is “You’re not kinky, you’re just slutty.”

Flying to San Francisco for Folsom is fun because you can spot fellow 🚬’s from a mile away

I have only recently gotten into astrology, but like all things astrological, when I learned I had a Libra stellium, the only appropriate response was, “I totally see that.”

Started a “Therapy” note on my phone

How I am supposed to work when there hot gay guys on the internet? These conditions are untenable!

I love thirst trapping here (or really any app), but my IG Close Friends posts really are my magnum opus. Something about setting music to a themed photo carousel makes me feel like I am creating something and not just being a sl*t online

How did I spend the last weekend of summer? The same way I spent every other, at pool parties 😎

Listening to Slut Pop Miami again, and I don’t understand how Kim Petras didn’t win a Pulitzer Prize for Whale Cock

I saw a man in my gym locker room cutting a sandwich to eat at 8:30 am this morning

I tend to mostly share positive things here, but let’s see what the @sentimentbot.bsky.social has to say about that

Hear me out: limerence

I spent longer trying to think of a caption for this photo than I did on rest breaks between Bulgarian split squat sets

I quit using Q-Tips to clean my ears earlier this year, and whatever health benefits I am supposed to be getting are not worth it

The new Bumble BFF app is so bad. I’ve actually made several new friends using it so it makes me sad to see it get worse

Are any bloomfs going to be in San Francisco for Folsom weekend at the end of the month?

That was fun. Stay tuned for future hump day sales

With NewJeans on hiatus I was looking for a new K-pop girl group to stan and I think I have settled on ILLIT. Their bomb EP is one of my favorite releases this year!

Maybe I am getting older and more out of touch with music, but next year’s Coachella lineup feels underwhelming

I bought a container of crispy onion pieces on my last grocery store run so naturally I ate half of them today as a snack

The meeting I was least prepared for today was cancelled

Monochromatic Mondays amirite?

Please tell me I’m not the only person watching the Straight Until He Kissed Me ads on TikTok. I watch them every time they pop up on my FYP

I just saw a Gen Z boy with a broccoli haircut except it was dyed green so it actually looked like broccoli

Imagine hating me and I am just thinking about how to best dance to the “Nobody’s Son” bridge

I usually know when an Instagay couple breaks up before the public announcement, but I am embarrassed to say I saw the hard launch of a new bf today where I had no idea the last relationship ended

I was naked with a pile of clothes on my office chair and my laptop still in its bag 8 minutes before my first Zoom call today. Not only did I make it, but I made a cup of coffee in that time too

Wait the Orville Peck feature on the new Kesha song is just whistling?

This time I had the same page open in three tabs right next to each other 🙃

Catching every ray of summer while I can

I saw bachelor party pics where everyone did a Barry’s class together, and gay people must be stopped

Signs I may be too online: A friend gave me a shirt, and after I cropped it, she already had a song suggestion so I could post a selfie of it to my story

If you are not dancing between sets at the gym, you need a better playlist