It’s my first time in a non-resort city in Mexico in couple years, and my Spanish is notably worse than before 😔

I was still bumpin’ that in 2025, but Spotify got me good with the listening age of 17

My Bluesky toxic trait is that I will use the Tenor gif library rather than my saved meme images so that men can more easily go through my old thirst traps in the Media tab

Leave for vacation in Oaxaca, Mexico in a couple days. If anyone has any recommendations, please send them my way!

Posting this selfie to remind me (and you) of my pre-Thanksgiving body

I love seeing my friends’ selfies, but gay people really will follow any prompt, which is why you should quote skeet this with your date of birth and social security number

I thought I ate a reasonable amount of food for Thanksgiving yesterday, but my jeans told me otherwise this morning!

I generally try to spread positivity, but on Thanksgiving I will reshare one of my hater takes that I still stand by

I put a shirtless pic on my public Snapchat profile for 24 hours and get more random adds than the last year I started using Snap again. Anyway, here is my profile link. If you add me and don’t have a picture, send me a DM so I recognize you!

Posting a 19 photo carousel on Instagram is unhinged to me. Why not just make it an even 20?

Little did my friends know, I had already taken this picture before they dragged me by saying: “We know where you are by the bathroom in your selfies”

If you wanted to know what kind of host I am, I will edit Partiful RSVP’s to the correct number when both people in a couple say they are bringing a plus one

Does anyone not lick the batter off the spatula when you’re done baking? For me, life’s too short not to, even if that includes a small risk of making life even shorter

Hosting a potluck for 35 people tomorrow and I have not cleaned, planned the menu, or shopped yet

How am I? A hot man followed me and told me I am handsome, I’m great! The rest of my life:

What song on Rosalía’s new album is the best to use on a thirst trap IG story? I went with La Perla because I felt like “un terroristsa emocional” for contemplating this question, but I need to make sure the gays listen to LUX

Bloomf responding to how I’m not bothered easily: “You do seem shockingly level-headed about most things that don’t involve a new crush.”

One year Bluesky anniversary story time: I was never active on gay Tw*tter, but I did browse. There is one oomf I followed there, but since I didn’t post we never talked. I always thought he was so hot that he wouldn’t interact with me if I tried to talk to him. (1/3)

Little did I know it would be my gayest app yet. On the one year anniversary of my first Bluesky post, I am so grateful for all of the people I’ve connected with and the community I’ve found here. I’m excited for Bluesky to continue to grow and for more bloomfs to become friends!

The problem with talking to men is that so many of them aren’t interesting

Zara Larsson’s new music has been so good I actually forgot about the dolphin memes

I would like to report a hate crime: TikTok just showed me a video advertisement for battery powered jumper cables for a twink whose car would not start

Disappointed to report that cardio may be effective

Today it was a fruit cup, which somehow feels more and less appropriate for a locker room breakfast

I was trying to reread my own notes from a call a few weeks ago, and I legitimately could not read any of them

In the end, I was a good boy. However, if you call me that I am liable to make poor choices next time

In the mood to make poor choices

Gay guys will wear the worst outfits for events and think they ate. It’s me, I’m gay guys

Morning skinny™ makes for such great thirst traps, but the bags under the eyes that come with it are not it

Finally listened to the new Rosalía album, and I don’t know wtf she is saying but

Wishing I was still in Palm Springs this hump day

Proof I wore more than speedos this weekend

Bloomf Palm Springs Pride 🌴🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

The amount of clothes I packed for a four day trip where I will mostly be wearing a speedo should be studied. Anyway, Palm Springs Pride here I come!

I still believe this, but the time change has kicked my ass this week

What has been the best song lyric this year and why is it “PUSSPUSS97 on the number plate”?

Good morning to Democratic Socialists 🌞

Moved floors at work and I am broken up over the new bathroom mirror

Hot people vote yes on 50 🙂‍↕️

They made a Kidz Bop version of “Tears” 😭

One benefit of the time change was extra time to spiral before work today after waking up early 😵‍💫

As promised, back-to-backside World Series Champions 💙⚾️

Fuck yeah, back-to-back World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers!!! I will make good on my promise tomorrow 💙⚾️😅

In today’s example of thinking I am more clever than I actually am, using “Heads Will Roll” as a song on a story with VPL

Were you a trick or treat this Halloween?

Returns to California and immediately goes on a sunset beach run

Me when oomfs like my thirst traps ♥️

If someone says you look like Lance Bass, they’re calling you a 🚬 right?

What a game! So worth staying up to see that walk-off home run! 💙

Thanks to Demi Lovato’s new album for powering my first jog in months