Friends got me quite the birthday gift...and I finally put it to use 😈

When your procrastination feeds your horniness 😵‍💫

Taken by a tall top. He said I needed a picture from his perspective to show how cute and tiny I am 😈

Google photos being shady af

Putting chili crisp on everything I eat is a form of therapy, to me

For those who've asked 💁🏻‍♂️ the side hustle has begun onlyfans.com/shortstacked

Restarting your life and moving into your own place is expensive 🫠

Best? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Most recent? ✅

New mirror dropping

This

I'm still here

Finally feeling better again just in time for my birthday

Overwhelmed by the endless wave of hate and bullshit happening in the US.

Dog sitting this cutie

Friday is upon us 😈

A day off with good weather ☀️

I finally found a bathroom that makes me feel tall

Also, yes, workout pics 🫡

Chicago, I will be back 😘

My life has been changed

Can't believe I'm here! Chicago hot dogs incoming 🤤

✈️ to Chicago

So...OF?

Chest day but this was the better pit... I mean pic*

Gym with no AC and 80% humidity 🫠

Need this

I know it's hump day, but it's chest day too

I know workout vids are all gratuitous, but I didn't expect this to be SO gratuitous

Good morning, good morning!

Her: "NO GODDAMNIT! IT IS A FLOWER. A FLOWER THAT SHOWS MY PATRIOTISM!" The World: "Americanus." Her: "IT IS NOT AN ANUS!" The World: "Americanus." Her: (PROFUSELY bleeding from the mouth and making gurgling noises at a concert loud volume). The World: "Americanus."

Coaches that will take your photo without needing to be asked 🔥🔥🔥

Passing out in the sun wasn't in my plans today but 🩲🤷🏻‍♂️

The perfect line of sweat my crossbody left on my dress shirt at lunch 🫠

This man 🥵 Y'all better check him out!

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I really surprised myself

Nashville ✈️

That was unnecessarily dramatic but that's my team 🔔❤️

Dear god let this man cook.

As a wise man once said "I am once again double fisting dogs at the ballpark"

a hole new world

Happy Fester! (as we say in my family)

So who's got Nashville recs for mid-May??

Was it my best workout? Not even close. Did I still make the most of it? Yes!

Quote this with your v line

Waiter: How would you like your meat? Me: Raw Waiter: What? Me What?

I got one and want the other 🤤

The luck is still there

Love seeing the city full of Phillies gear again and it's warm out ❤️⚾❤️

⭐⭐ & ⭐