buddy holly song that sounds like a dude jacking off

Grab him!

White South African and world’s richest loser openly advocating for killing “race traitors”, but it’s important that world governments keep using his app for some reason.

a new friend reached out on telegram

you ever seen somebody so good at what they do that his opponents were chanting his name and carrying him off the stage afterwards

boom clap the sound of my horse

took the new political quiz today

has any episode of television ever aged worse than this one

gonna delete this tomorrow i worked at culvers for 7 years (lol) and the shrimp we served is generic sysco breaded jumbo shrimp without extra flavor. you can get it in your local grocery store

It would be wise to stay indoors, outlander.

name a more iconic sitcom scene than this. i’ll wait

I eat shrimp the old fashioned way: buying a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and hoping for the best

“john it’s your son’s birthday”

I’m sorry but having your wedding at MSG is just insanely wack. Graduation time. Cap and gown ass

Marina Mabrey

Laughed until I (actually) cried at this

democrat meltdowns about dsa candidates winning primaries never gets old to me. it’s been happening for several years now why are you acting surprised

Cinemas are a ripoff

Chat is it inappropriate to say “Elon Musk should kill himself alone instead of committing global human family annihilation along with the rest of the Nazi Anglo-germanic Genocide Culture Ruling Class of Race War Pedophile Traitors”?

Happy 150th anniversary of George Custer eating shit at Little Bighorn.

Ungh!

They were saying this about the Irish in the 19th century

Are you stupid?

not to make a joke but there’s only a few things the US does better than europe and one of the biggest ones is that we have air conditioning

Gentrified candidates when Gentrified areas

you did not just say “when” instead of “win”. come on man

my cat had a toy he was trying to retrieve from under my oven. i removed the bottom compartment to retrieve it and…

i have a really good threads post but i can’t share it publicly because it’s literally a full doxx including social security number

When a Jew wins a landslide election in the most Jewish city in the United States, where massive numbers of Jews turned out to reject a terrorist org that lobbies for genocide:

found a guy

Counter argument - no

there’s a full grown toad that lives at my parents’ house and comes back every year. they brought their newborn yesterday

im not a movie person by any means but the top imdb movies list is hysterical

🤜⭕🤛 scan this

They used my hate name, Stanley Pigballs

is there anyone with a funnier laugh than rich evans

second time taylor lorenz has blocked me after i told her to turn her thermostat down