I can see through the lies.You can't.

as an ex-catholic it’s so fucked up when you gotta side with the pope

the fleetwoods - a thousand miles away getting removed from spotify… my personal 9/11

yes he’s still posting!

POV you enter your home after a long day at work

This is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen in my life

sorry it’s really funny that roger waters just had to learn who david draiman is

🎶I don’t mind Baking bread For hot dog buns Or sausageeeeeessss🎶

finally. rest in piss you won’t be missed

Exactly one year ago today:

gonna get a lot of mileage out of all of these

there’s somehow a scrabble game show on tv and after watching exactly 2 minutes of it i’m confident i could destroy all the scrubs on it

Rate My Plate

trying to post through it rn

bsky is already in its rate limit exceeded era it took Twitter 15 years to get here and we did it in 3 That's the power of AI

Not interested in your trolling. I’d rather listen to music and dance.

Jared Golden Shower

craziest “this you” i’ve ever seen

Asking the forbidden question

Weird how this dudes only reliable behavior is to apologize for shitty behavior only after it becomes an issue for his professional advancement

looking good

are you guys ok over there in virginia

if my last name was crapo i wouldn’t do anything this guy has done

i’ll release my official wnba ranking predictions after preseason but based on facts and correct vibe it’s gonna be aces bs liberty in the finals

aces and liberty are in an arms race

never forget Are you Watching..?

i’ve had two house centipedes in my home the past couple days. i can’t live like this

i condemn the ugandan chimp civil war

my hero of the day ❤️ (she killed a house centipede for me)

if pope leo excommunicates jd vance i will go get a communion for the first time in over 20 years

the aces are about to have the funniest locker room of all time

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND done.

Rot in hell is literally milder than what you get when you’re going 2-17 as tank in overwatch

if he finished the job

Aarp is a terrorist organization its time for the elderly to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps

i AM staying a night at the clown motel in tonopah, nevada next year. this is the promise i am making to myself

Ducks Daily Roundup for Tuesday 14 April 2026

Great read, highly recommend.

still doing a victory lap for correctly predicting azzi going #1

well what did i say?

From @metzger.bsky.social, I am HOWLING.

Average GOP policy outcome

There are some kinds of pornography that just should not be made

Karl Gropes Youngermen United States, Census, 1920

watched this today. lol