ARRRRGH.

don quixote's out here finding new and exciting windmills

what are you doing up there you cheeky fucker

i also have very little to add to this other than if you fell for this extremely artificial panic, fucking shame on you, and it got you absolutely nothing and nowhere and now your life is worse too.

Evil Albert Wesker be like “my research facility will follow proper OSHA guidelines and safety protocols”.

'Paradise Now' (2005) Dir: Hany Abu-Assad 📽️

BLOGGER WHO HAS NEVER HELD A REAL JOB: you bitches sound just like human reources

Forget it, Jake.

“why didn’t they just kill that guy,” the overarching mystery of the entire 21st century

Sainte Révenge Mother Haiti, Civil Registration, 1794-2018

was “hysterical” too on the nose or what

the maddest a yt lady has been at me in recent years was when i said dave matthews had better politics than beyoncé

Fellas, is it honkin’ to reply with "cum" as every answer when playing Jackbox?

Potion of Amplify Legs

hear the thunder

Interesting way to avoid saying that an Israeli occupation soldier shot a 7 month old baby

got that GRIP

No customers… Still waiting…

Palestinian baby shot dead by Israeli troops in occupied West Bank

That Archer bit where he says, “how many times do I have to apologize for 4th of Ju-Luau?!” and Cheryl says, “ONCE would be nice” and he’s like “haha nah”

Oh yeah! Happy Ronald Reagan Died Day

Everyone gushes over Nintendon't but only SEGA can do this

I’ll say

Sakeepa: "Could I interest you in a completely normal horse that isn’t full of biscuits?" #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Anthony Stewart Head will always be a real one for this. RIP www.thepinknews.com/2019/12/20/a...

Such a brave boy during nail trims

Diversity Win! Disney announces that Marfalump, their disgusting Pepsi addicted cockroach, is a little bicurious

Platner got a Nazi tattoo on purpose. He covered it up with a white supremacist tattoo on purpose. He’s a misogynist on purpose. He’s a piece of shit rich kid Nazi playing dress up as a working man who hates women. Fuck him and any Democrat that supports him.

I’ll pay you 7 mana to kick my ass

you cannot believe platner is a threat to the liberal establishment when the first time most people heard of him was a bunch of former obama guys giving him a softball interview about how anyone could have thought it was just a cool skull and crossbones tattoo, like a pirate!

Off the top of my head I can think of a single mercenary I would trust, but there’s two issues: 1) he lacks the temperament required to be a senator 2) he’s fictional so I doubt he has the standing to run in the first place

It is the position of the state of Wyoming that Rhianna Kelver, a subhuman, was obligated to submit to being beaten to death for the entertainment of a group of real people

Keith David has finally received his well deserved star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Today is his 70th birthday!

Shout out to Charlie Kirk. His first pride month without saying anything homophobic. Proud of him.

This is absolutely it haaaa

happy pride

Platner trending, always a good sign

Spell Tome: Sloppy Stopping

had never seen this one and it's killing me

It’s a real dark sign of the times if a brand as bland as Dominos feels comfortable enough to pander directly to incel gamergaters