So cute!!! I love it!! Thank you for drawing Uni 😭

hmm

Greetings, Child Killer. I assume you have come here because of my son.

a lot of people say we are in an existential fight with fascists but then cannot take it even a single step further and handle the implications of that statement. an existential fight requires drastic actions! taking big risks! it’s not just a repainted “vote blue no matter who” slogan

Combustion Man #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Several injured after Israeli football fans attack Palestinians dining at a restaurant with knives, sticks and bottles

her mullet is glorious

thousands on thousands of sharks, swarming round the dead leviathan, smackingly feasted on its fatness

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

ok so now I understand why Shaheen and gang were so desperate to end the shutdown

“We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.” -Ta-Nehisi Coates

There are really only 2 options for Schumer here: either he was able to vote no because he knew the rotating cast of villains would take the hit for him so he didn’t have to vote yes or he’s functionally incapable of enforcing any kind of party discipline. Either requires his immediate replacement.

it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy

Democratic party discipline at its finest

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Yes really — the “we asked this guy. He doesn’t actually know jack shit but he’s rich” model of reportage really needs to go

Read it and your day will get better. www.hcn.org/issues/57-11...

Guilliman: finally, someone that doesn't find me infallible. I can give him my paperwork.

(final thought as i'm swiftly slain by a band of ninja assassins) kind of a crazy amount of ninjas to hire for this

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

fascinated by the stance of this shitty ad paste campaign, which appears to be: "fuck you for suggesting the city is good & could be better. this shit sucks & we like it that way"

When I hilariously fart four times

ALIEN (1979)

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

Get up. Your public wants to see you.

I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme. So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”

They knew. They knew it was genocide. And they helped Israel do it anyway. www.huffpost.com/entry/biden-...

congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run

I’ve got a band shirt for Brandon Lee’s band in The Crow

HIGHLANDER (1986)

this is when they cast Lee Pace in the X-Files reboot that we deserve and he's doing the scene with Mulder's Big Suit

say it with me, everyone

YES Joe Biden was deepthroating a smokeshow. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

abundantly clear that the six monsters currently running the Supreme Court do not think trans people are real and want them to go away they know what will happen to someone presenting as the other sex when their passport doesn’t match and they want it to happen their power must be broken

telling a kid he needs to try real hard and breaking into hysterics because the first guy paid a trillion is frankenface atop an HGH-half-shaped mashed potato body fueled by club drugs and powered by a brain that gets paid for doing anything but what it claims and sucks shit at everything but racism

[Mr. Kitty Fluff cartoons. Only in “Noble Head Funnies.”]

There are no words for how evil this is

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

I'd buy that for a dollar.

“.. in a group Signal chat, .. he wrote in part: ‘I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.’” @reuters.com #Chicago www.reuters.com/world/us/bor...