Me: Ahh, Sunday. I’ll treat myself with the fun game I’m playing Dark Souls II Dark Souls II:

me to all folks with "tired" and "sleepy" in their bio: WAKE UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣

Not so #randomgamesaturday

My personal Zelda rankings: 1. Twilight Princess 2. Wind Waker 3. BotW 4. Ocarina of Time 5. Link’s Awakening

I adore this boss and the few usable photos I was able to wrangle out of its grey monochrome prison do not do it justice. Pulling a magic wind sword out of a stone and blasting a flying kaiju out of the sky with it is so awesome. #crt #demon'ssouls #gaming

If you move from Discord to another centralized service instead of an IRC you have learned nothing from this experience

I bought an Xbox Series X to play Starfield and then sold it a year later having never played another game on it. It was like when Mike cuts off his arm in Twin Peaks

Sad to hear about Bluepoint. Purists hate on Demon’s Souls remake but it got me into the entire Souls series and frankly is still one of the best looking/playing games on ps5 (or anywhere). RIP

People made fun of Apple for soldering on RAM for years, but that appears to be the only way to hold onto it these days

The advent of crowdfunding produced one of the greatest cons in history that I still fantasize about being real from time to time. The idea was if you donated at a certain level you could live there and be able to live out your life being a blacksmith or baker or w/e medieval vocation you desired

If Atelier and Dark Souls has taught me anything, it's that you could go the rest of your life never playing a new release and never run out of genius games that can become your whole world (and most of the games you buy will be $20 instead of $90)

RIP to a hardcore early influence. Titicut Follies and Essene changed my life - the latter I sampled on my HCMJ debut. I actually got in touch with him and asked for permission - he said sorry he couldn’t because of the contracts with the monks, but I sampled it anyway 😭

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

One great example of the hidden lore/vibes of Dark Souls. Blighttown is famous for enemies who give severe toxic status that drains your HP at an alarming rate - but did you know one way to combat this is to use the dung piles the big guys drop to afflict a lesser form of toxic with lower HP drain?

It's also resonating how even though their capital is abandoned and their supreme leader hollowed, the con is perpetuated - the powerful still want whatever ember is left kindled despite their rule having completely failed. Power wants power until the bitter end of the world. Stop using twitter lol

Dark Souls is a masterpiece unlike anything I have experienced in my lifetime of playing video games. Its true, Tolkien-level depth didn't really come into focus until a second play through, and the theme of those in power conning the undead proletariat into keeping them in power resonates hard.

Korean food hands down best cuisine on earth

Happy Valentines Day

Helping a bud save Solaire #payitforward

Playing Rez for the PS2 with a used Trance Vibrator accessory and getting the most esoteric STI of all time

My first draft on bsky!

Demon's Souls on CRT continues as we meet the merry Maneaters. This boss fight is very fiddly and frustrating, but I love it regardless. A duplicate boss entering the arena after a delay is a good idea! Fromsoft clearly thought so, and have kept iterating on it since. #crt #demon'ssouls #gaming

Gloria // C's Ware // PC-98

my first aseprite project! a redraw of the time in daggerfall that i saw a flame atronach just standing alone in the middle of a field :3

death’s dynamic shroud has already been on this shit btw ☝️ (all credit to @hcmjmagic.com)

"The Castle Trilogy"

🚨 ANNOUNCING THE NEXT NUWRLD MIXTAPE 🚨 The second collaboration between death’s dynamic shroud and galen tipton... 🏋️‍♂️ Mobile Suit Gym Rat 🏋️ coming thursday, feb 12th at 9pm est for club members deathsdynamicshroud.com (cover art by Chris Regner)

I keep joking about this but the internet we have known our whole lives is truly dying and we can't bring it back - everything is mass AI-driven surveillance. I love how Discord's clapback was "we already profile you so hard we know everything about you and won't need your face scan no worries!" lol

"Delete Discord, sign up for Scrote!" um no i'll stick to IRC 💅 (my server is still open to moots, DM for invite)

There’s a reason the infectious disease people are so close to the vaporwave cluster

Everyone who hangs out on bluesky exhibits "chaotic dormancy" as well

Reads like a @sweetstench.bsky.social animation

the umamusume subreddit had to disable images yesterday because people kept posting a gif of sakura bakushin getting her armpit licked

DM if you want to join my IRC server ;)

Fucker Bowl

Instead of watching the s*per bowl like a loser I’m playing Dark Souls 2. This game is cool! A little more like Demon’s Souls than Dark Souls in a lot of ways isn’t it - the torch stuff is so Ocarina of Time too

The first time I witnessed the anguished stone face of a "man centipede" emerge from the darkness is the hardest I've ever noped out of a situation in any Fromsoft game. I bravely soldiered on after collecting myself, of course, but that first impression was a doozy. #crt #demon'ssouls #gaming

The Great Vaporwave Swindle

Kisetsu CG Shuu Vol. 08 // Jiga Jibaku // PC-98

Cybernetic High School IV // Gainax // PC-98

Current mood. #crt #demon'ssouls #gaming

burning rangers / saturn sonic team, 1998

Hopes and Dreams Bowdon, GA

Bezos gets to choose on a whim to destroy the Washington Post, just as Thiel can destroy Gawker, Musk can ruin Twitter, Ellison can take over TikTok, etc. Millions of others' opposition counts for near nothing.

Beat Dark Souls - I know I’m 14 years late but yes, it truly is a masterpiece. As an RPG it gave early MMO vibes with its various camps and grindiness - I’m not super good but I was able to get through it only ever really hitting a wall on 1 boss (I’m sure you can guess which)

Mark3: If vampires have to pick up every grain of rice they would make great housekeepers lol steveninvincible: buh housekeeper that can only work at night and pick up rice and want to kill me great pumpkin: lucky vampires have small ear and can’t hear you talking this way of their worldwide pain