having IBS isn't a problem. the problem is that going to the bathroom is an inherently embarrassing, shameful, and morally abhorrent thing to do

couldn't remember what a riding crop was called earlier so I just called it a bdsm fly swatter lol

the World Cup is getting me really into soccer! just kidding. can you imagine lol

this is our origin story.....

Street Fighter Alpha characters tier list based on how much I just like each character. has nothing to do with how good they actually are or good I am at using them or anything

here's my truth: I don't really like Street Fighter III: Third Strike. I tried, I really did. I don't play fighting games to "git gud" at them so the parry system, while obviously awesome objectively, just isnt that interesting for me. but the biggest problem - by far - is that I just hate the music

(seeing a globe at the store) whoa they got the map from street fighter on here

everyone is mad at me for abandoning peace and following the path of the warrior. they're mad because of how I started adhering to my family's sacred vow of vengeance against our rival clan. even tho they fucking betrayed us in centuries past

*sighs exasperatedly* yes, the jaguar on our album cover is gay. how many times do we have to say it

possession-cels seething over eternal rent-cucks

my new console, bortcube, will exclusively play physical games designed for dumb fucking babies by dumb fucking babies. the launch title is a set of car keys that you put in the console and shake around to make that noise you like. they’re not my car keys and will need to be returned by cob

Wasn't enjoying the replies on this one so took it down Lol

nah I've seen one, that's not what it looks like

I've never played any Souls games but this is my opinion now too 😤 if there are zero DS2 fans then I am dead

getting so pissed off about stuff I can't control, and also the principle of various matters, that I don't have enough energy leftover to get mad about sports news, tv shows.. things of that nature

can't believe GTA6 is gonna cost $10-30 more than a normal video game... I was gonna use that extra $10-30 to buy candy and beer!!

GTA VI should cost $200+ imo. for one, it's an insanely huge project, but also games should cost more in general so that there would be fewer gamers in the world

just gave the Soul Edge to Lizardman. he has it now

started saying Barry Manilow's name backwards (sounds like woll-uh-nam err-ab) and now I have "the farmer in the dell" stuck in my head but replaced with "the wolinam yrrab" and I'm driving myself insane

goated theme for my goat 🙌

“Da View” -TH

i’m on a boat .

I do not have a vested interest in the future of the planet or humankind! or any other species really. just here to look at cool pics of Chun-Li, and other stuff too

I can do a hadoken in real life

I'm not a professional quote-maker but I thought of a way to say the opposite of "bite the hand that feeds." you can say "wash the hand that wipes." just an idea

I dreamt that I went on a date to some bar/restaurant and when we left, our car was getting towed and there was a no parking/tow zone sign in front of the parking spot. But I swear to god that sign was not there when we parked and I keep wanting to go back and find out if maybe it was but I can’t

since Final Fantasy Resonance is just a rebuild of Brave Exvius, will Katy Perry and Ariana Grande return as playable characters? if not then I am going to hurt myself

If I got teleported back in time to the 1400s I would just invent mcdonalds

I like the Google Photos memories feature because I do not remember taking this (lowkey banger?) pic of @techhonors.bsky.social at Electronicon.

Street Fighter II characters tier list based on how much I just like each character. has nothing to do with how good they actually are or good I am at using them or anything

I just saw what lies beyond doubt's shadow and you would not believe it

i hate getting rendered moot

should be a lot of really good, normal, die-hard fans in attendance tonight

Accidentally just served cunt and became wigconic. who cares

Hüsker Dü’s and Hüsker Dön’ts (I just needed something to post to test an api thing in discord and this has been in my drafts for 19 days so)

queen responded 🙏🙌

original music 🤩🤩🤩 From hour band

grunge is the active past tense form of grinch. jk lol

sony state-of-play at 5pm today.....

kinda crazy that snapchat still exists. feels like one of those things that just disappeared forever, like pokemon Go and Ice Spice. Although I guess both those things still exist too huh.. well I don’t know, I don’t really have much to say about that. Happy pride mounth

calendars should not have holidays in them, it should just be the months and the numbers and that’s it. we’ve been coddled long enough

I love Wemby 🗣️🗣️🗣️

eating sushi with a fork right now, to own the libs

Trying to fix my IBS this week by ordering pizza and hot wings from papa John’s twice, drinking coffee and dr. pepper all day, and getting very little sleep. if this doesn’t work then I will try eating candy next

yeah and why don't they make beer flavor baby food

came up with a thing that baseball coaches could say when they're disappointed with their team's performance: "I'm seein a lotta gum-chewin but not a lotta gumption!" you have to say the gum-chewin part kinda fast for it to work but you get the idea

me when I'm sipping on that dumb bitch juice

I try not to be a hater on social media as much these days but people really need to stop treating charli xcx like some kinda supergenius pop polymath. even a PR curated money machine artist like Olivia rodrigo’s music feels 100x more genuine. and to be clear I like songs by both of them but sheesh

damn i must be fuckin stupid!!!!!

as a feminist, I think there should also be a Mt. Kilawomanjaro. but as a woke feminist, I think it should be called Mt. Unaliveawomanjaro