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this pork suchs..

damn I made carnitas tonight and it smelled super weird, like burnt tuna or something. so I googled the issue and learned about something called "boar taint." so that sucks that I know about that now

you can slice up a banana and then put a piece between two vanilla wafers with some marshmallow creme in there and you can call those “lil nanners.” thats just something you can do

playlist I made of what i feel are “perfect” pop songs. if you don’t Like it or Save it then i’m going to hurt nyself.. open.spotify.com/playlist/2c6...

they should call veterinarians "dogtors." or they could call rescue shelters "the used dog store." idk. I haven't eaten anything today yet

man this has got to be one of the all-time ugliest looking discographies

when people tell me they love autumn, this is what i see in my head and also in real life

I love to do things and to say things that I regret immediately. BUT! if i didn’t do or say them then no one would :)

don't take your SSRI. start 4 different video games. ignore your family's calls. draft a resignation letter with chatGPT. give that girl online $400. shoplift a tombstone pizza. kiII yourself

in many ways, they should open a Cinnabon, inside my apartment..

I love palm trees! I love golden twilight!

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

follow them, the yellow flowers

dds rehearsal. this is exactly how it sounds live

i learned two new words today, “tagine” and “girt”.. the world is full of mysteries and truths waiting to be revealed

ah well, nevertheless…

it’s really cute that we all got together and celebrated for quaint little NYC last night, it’s so precious how proud they are of their “little town that could”! but anyway it’s nice to be in LA now (a real city)

god i fucking love warm weather SO MUCH, they should let me live somewhere warm and sunny and nice for free actually

I’m in LA! It’s warm here and the sun is out and it feels good and i feel good now! 🌞

in line to get on the plane, guy in front of me who has a thirst trap photo of himself as his lock screen is watching an insta reel, with audio blaring thru his phone speakers, that’s supposed to be funny but the punchline is essentially just a guy saying the word “gooch” many times

open mouth chewing a meatball sub as i brag about my fantasy football team on speakerphone while the flight attendant tries to soothe my colicky baby during the boarding process

at the airport gate putting a greasy to-go bag in the handicapped accessible seat next to me and loudly striking up a conversation with the old lady standing nearby where it’s clear that i think Mamdani is going to introduce “Shania” law, while my three toddlers smear chocolate on their ipad screens

never forget #wow #whoa

reminder that if you have leftover halloween chocolate, dog shelters are always looking for donations! those little furbabies rarely get treats in there. Let's spoil them this year

been getting rly into doing that thing women do where they sit in the computer chair all psycho, like putting my feet up on the seat, tucking my legs under me at weird angles, things of that nature. I think that means i'm either adhd or bisexual

beginning to think that shinji chair posing for several minutes at a time multiple times a day is probably "not great"

if you want some dark spooky music for halloween night here u go. I have listened to this whole album probably 30 times in the past couple weeks youtu.be/DXRgdud2NnI?...

feel bad for the weird little freaks who comment in porn subreddits like "who is the actress" and the replies are like "Her name is in the title can't you read??" like whoa man, it's already pathetic as hell in here, no need to tear each other down. this is a community

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree

(living in a world where, for thousands of years, terrible unjust suffering always happens and has always happened, and truly awful people are consistently rewarded with wealth and power) gah!! I can’t BELIEVE that, yet again, more bad stuff has happened!!

if highly agitated i will eject a sticky cloud of bioluminescent mucus containing innumerable orbs of blue light from my fingertips. this luminous barrage, which may last up to 10 minutes, serves to dazzle my would-be predators and allows me to disappear into the dark without needing to run very far

umm hello, party police? I’d like to report a damn party

so tired of having to eat food every single goddamn day

hey where am i? lol just kidding

we should have AI Landlords. they could have customizable personalities, you could set them to look and sound like your favorite celebrity, or an ex that you miss, things of that nature. Of course there would still be a human landlord who accepts payment, they’d just have less work on their plate 🫶

they should just use AI to simulate voter habits during elections, that way we could get election results almost instantly and people wouldn't have to take time off work to go vote! :)

all my life it's been my One True Dream for a new letter of the alphabet to be invented. it would be so amazing, where would it place in the alphabet? what would it look like? but it's never going to happen. guess I'll just go fuck myself since that's what the world obviously wants me to do anyway

keeping the spirit of britpop alive 🇬🇧 www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUPd...

i was just recently asking God if He could introduce some kind of new adversity into my life, as the coming winter just isn't arduous enough. and lo, He did grace me with a plumbing issue so that I cannot flush my toilet and my shower drain has backed up, with sewage water standing in there❣️🙏✝️

bulldoze the whole thing, who gives a fuck

Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me. [I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day] Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.

so cool www.youtube.com/watch?v=diDj...

basketball is my favorite sport / I like the way they dribble up and down the court ⛹️‍♂️ (I don't post lyrics very often but today is special)

damn RIP to Daniel Naroditsky :( he was for sure the best chess commentator, definitely my favorite. he was only 29 years old, that's fucked man

Rare photos of Ariana Grande playing an improvisational vocal abstraction set at a house show in Akron, Ohio circa 2013. people at the show described her loop-centric acapella work as "transformational" and "akin to John Zorn's choral work with Madrigals." She was opening for Talibam! and Moth Cock