as a feminist, I think there should also be a Mt. Kilawomanjaro. but as a woke feminist, I think it should be called Mt. Unaliveawomanjaro

cheryl tunt made me chuckle today

on my way to the Interpol show. lol just jokin around

ok I think we really have to do something about autism. frankly it's gone on long enough and now it's beginning to affect my algorithm, by easily targeting me

listen to our song or die!!!!!!! *flips my index card over * oh, sorry. i accidentally read the Evil side, only meant to be read as a last resort. I meant to say, "𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 listen to our song or die" 🙂

I started a new project with @orchidcamp.bsky.social called Year of the Jaguar and we have a song out today called "Bring My Spirit Back" and...aww hell, I just think you should check it out. also follow us on bluesky here @jaguarfacts.bsky.social and maybe you'll learn a jaguar fact or two 🐆

i know that posting is the actual praxis but in lieu of that my friends and i raised 73,000 bucks for the PCRF last year, which i'm very proud of. you can donate here if interested: www.pcrf.net also turn your replies on @emericanjezebel.bsky.social

I think what a lot of people don't understand is that music is not about art, it's not's about creative expression or seeking new ideas, or challenging any kind of sociopolitical status quo. it's not about making people dance or emotional catharsis. music is about one thing: cold hard cash

going dog hunting later

I love making tacit shit, particularly admissions and approvals

hey guys i finally set up a bandcamp for my music. If you would like to support me 🤓 ellamachina.bandcamp.com

I wish so badly that my brain was so fundamentally broken that it would allow me to experience lasting joy with such ease

I've been tryna do the "good guy" thing by letting a spider live in my bedroom for the past week and this morning I woke up with what appears to be a spider bite on my arm….. the coward seems to have made its retreat for now but the consequences for this betrayal will be doubtlessly enduring

my power has been out for several hours due to a storm, i’ve never felt more slighted and insulted by god in my whole entire life. If I can’t have power then no one will.. watch this space

I do not “respect life”

accidentally hit the quan again

Doc Marten Boother King Shoenior

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cleanin out the drafts

Here's a thread of really awesome first-party (Mattel) box artwork for the Intellivision video game console (in alphabetical order): ABPA Backgammon (1979) Advanced Dungeons & Dragons: Cloudy Mountain (1982) Advanced Dungeons & Dragons: Treasure of Tarmin (1983) Armor Battle (1979)

Men who die are lowkey beta…..

death's dynamic shroud Discography Chart

watching tv

The whole strait of hormuz thing right now...it's just not how I woulda done things

watching tv

accidentally started shitting on all my haters

see, I would've thought that the daughter was the woman on the left. but that's why we have big red arrows ☝️

Here's a thread of really awesome first-party (Mattel) box artwork for the Intellivision video game console (in alphabetical order): ABPA Backgammon (1979) Advanced Dungeons & Dragons: Cloudy Mountain (1982) Advanced Dungeons & Dragons: Treasure of Tarmin (1983) Armor Battle (1979)

As a teen I remember seeing republicans smashing their Dixie Chicks CDs on the news after they criticized George W Bush and I thought, "wow, these regressive book burners... that is so sad and conservative." Didn't realize that's what everyone around me would be doing for the rest of my life

they should make a pill that stops you from having to pee for a few hours. like you could take it before going to the movie theater if you drank a bunch of coffee earlier today before my family invited me to go see a movie

i don't understand, why won't the ruling class help us? are we not on the same side or something?

my final fantasy character tier list, since you were probably wondering

we need a Disney princess who's a Waymo car...and she's extremely pregnant 🗣️

I think it's cool that we're going to fly near the moon, but I can think one thing that would be slightly cooler

I think if I got hit by a car I would be totally fine. unless it was going too fast I guess

Pre-dirtying my clothes so I don’t have to wear them before I do laundry #lifehack

Air Combat 22 (1995) Namco - Arcade It's awesome that this game has a Su-35 Super Flanker (one of my favorite planes) as one of the three aircrafts you can use, even if it isn't specifically called that and all three planes are functionally identical 🌴🛬

stomping around the rocket launch watch party saying "this is sooooooo boring oh my god...and it's fake too....."

hate when I'm deemed unsuitable for being neither brawny nor hirsute. what's the matter lassie? intimidated by my lithe and comely nature?

hate when I'm deemed unsuitable for being neither brawny nor hirsute. what's the matter lassie? intimidated by my lithe and comely nature?

hey who called it a "foot fetish" and not a "sole focus"?? folks,

just crashed my UFO....things that make u say "oh HELL nah!!" 😩

these are my picks. but tbh pitchfork should've def had 64 albums on here like a real march madness tournament. all their #1 albums of the year can be top seeds, but where are the mid-major colleges? where's Bitte Orca, where's Sunbather? real missed opportunity for something slightly less dumb lol

all day I’ve kept thinking about a snarky millennial voiceover like introducing the grinch to Christmas, like “Christmas? Meet Grinch” and now I keep thinking about something called The Meat Grinch

"E major. this one is pretty good, sounds happy kinda...um ok A#min, this one is more like kinda sad sounding, uhh...and then ok A# major is like...A#min but happier. sounds the same as Emaj actually but in a different scale... uhhh, C7 - this is like the Oasis chord basically, sounds like Oasis..."

the same burning compulsion I have to make jokes about certain things, like murdering dogs or how NYC is quaint and pathetic, is now manifesting in making fun of the artist Robyn. and all of this is everyone else's fault