New Low-Poly Knights Side Quest! Those enchanted swords can be a real pain in the tail. Also on YT in better quality: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS0o... Inspired by a situation that can happen every so often in Elder Scrolls games. #LowPolyKnights #Fantasy #3DAnimation #Anthro

If you side yourself with more than three Daedric princes by completing quests for them and obtaining their artifacts, Akatosh will challenge you to a 1v1 cage match. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

This may very well be the last time my friend Blau, who helps me write jokes for my posts, will need any assistance like this. Reposting helps if you can't donate. :)

New Low-Poly Knights Side Quest! Those enchanted swords can be a real pain in the tail. Also on YT in better quality: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS0o... Inspired by a situation that can happen every so often in Elder Scrolls games. #LowPolyKnights #Fantasy #3DAnimation #Anthro

You can hear banjos in the distance. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

You are legally allowed to cast Ice Bolt on anyone who claims that you are playing the game wrong. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Most Khajiit can use an ability to transform into a truck once per day. Or was that Optimus Prime? I always get the two confused. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

This may very well be the last time my friend Blau, who helps me write jokes for my posts, will need any assistance like this. Reposting helps if you can't donate. :)

Does anyone else have tons of daydreams of their game characters/OCs and their lives? For me, the Argonian mage guy and Argonian warrior girl couple. Their adventures, journeys, camping, staying at inns after a long day of walking, getting some hot stew and bread, then falling asleep cuddling. ☺️

Leaving random objects and clutter lying around both inside and outside of your home will get you arrested in Cheydinhaal, even if you don’t live in Cheydinhaal. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

When a reanimated skeleton breaks a bone, they have to be rushed to the Emergency Tomb. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

If you cannot tell who is or isn’t a lich, you can carve open their chest to see if you can find any books on how to identify liches. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Animated loading screens would be rad. :) #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Shows how fragile these policies are under scrutiny. But don't sleep. 💪

Khajiit will sometimes be overcome with a primal urge to knock everything off of waist-high shelves with their tails. Top mages across Tamriel have not yet been able to find out why. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

The weight of your greaves affects how loud the clap of your ass cheeks is. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

The new mini-episode (Side Quest) of Low-Poly Knights is up early for Patreon supporters and channel members! It's gonna go public and free on Wednesday, Feb 25th. :D Based on an actual encounter I had in Oblivion not long ago. www.patreon.com/posts/early-... #LowPolyKnights #3DAnimation

Bi Azura, bi Azura, bi Azura!

Those with a low Security skill will often have a weak password for their email account. Such as "Password123" or "HeroOfKvatch69". #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

There is a two percent chance that a rat will summon eighty clannfear when it is low on health. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Quest Updated My Spoon Is Too Big I have found Robert. Screaming and running in circles with a spoon lodged in his nose. (A) Continue #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Even mighty Dremora and Daedra live in fear of Danny DeVito. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Okay… but if there’s even a whiff of GenAI in this game I am not touching that shit.

I wouldn't be in retail again if it wasn't. 🙃

You don't have enough Mountain Dew

Are you here to make fun of my cat again? #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Did you Know: the new CEO of Xbox thinks AI will improve birth rates?

You aren't corporeal enough. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

People don't like it when you talk to them with your weapon drawn. Try having it painted instead.

(hit grunt -- Martin is taking damage)

Nord Hero Crossbow of Exploding

Travel to a temple of Stendarr to restore your psychedelic wiener

The new mini-episode (Side Quest) of Low-Poly Knights is up early for Patreon supporters and channel members! It's gonna go public and free on Wednesday, Feb 25th. :D Based on an actual encounter I had in Oblivion not long ago. www.patreon.com/posts/early-... #LowPolyKnights #3DAnimation

Do you want a late night Morrowind video? Of course you do! Because we're playing one of Morrowind's most infamous mods! Not infamous because it's bad. No it's mostly because of the goth girls and titties youtu.be/k0KStako8c4?...

Ah. Nothing like your PC freezing as soon as you kicked off a render for the night and went to bed, and then also realizing you forgot to punch in the correct frame range, so even if it didn't crash on frame 11 of 500, it was gonna stop on frame 12 anyway.

Skyrim NPCs be like:

I am still aghast. To think that someone would stoop so low...

The disembodied spirits of Morrowind players have breached containment. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Goblins make for terrible pillows. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Your extensive collection of Arby’s coupons has no effect. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

The mortal races of Tamriel were not crafted by the gods to pay taxes. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

What are my hopes for 2026? Maybe this will be the year I finally find romance and a relationship. But pending that: #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion #OblivionRemastered

I'm sorry to bring this up, I thought I was done but Deity (mod lead of Star Wars Genesis) is accusing my own discord users of "doxing" with no evidence, at all. They've been known as a great and understanding community and anyone going after them breaks my heart. Please stop

Half of all mudcrabs were raised incorrectly and believe that smacking you with their pincers is how one asks for help. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

It is incredibly easy to kill any noble by giving them a poisoned jar of mayonnaise. They will scarf it down without hesitation or question. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

You found Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Due to unknown machinations of the universe, both grand and black soul gems can be successfully filled by casting Soul Trap on ketchup. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion