Plumb is the best kind of tuckered out to be

I have many mighty blades. You will need to be more specific

I think this Superman movie is actually good. It has a comic booky feel to it and I think they actually did Superman well. Fucking with his head and morals is like the #1 defense from him outside of kryptonite

The turkeys scream beckons us to the feasting table

Every time a new Superman movie or show after Henry cavill comes out everyone shits on the actors for not doing it as well like A anyone could be as handsome as Henry cavill and B have they SEEN the original Superman like all you can only go up from here

Oh, when I said “not a problem,” I meant between us as friends. No, no… In corporate’s eyes this is a huge problem.

The beasts of the field have begun subtly bowing their heads when I pass. Probably nothing.

*injures neck craning out the car window to watch some roadkill as I pass by it* god I wish that were me

doggy of the stars ★

Ripping ass at a frequency imperceptible to the human ear. Dolphins everywhere start throwing up all at once

Can’t wait to play video game of immortal stab man stabbing other non immortal men

Wolverine out FALL 2026

a new look at INSOMNIAC's Wolverine

Sabbat appreciation post

Whenever I finally get around to making a will I’m gonna put that my funeral will just be a party. Fuck a somber ass service and wake. I’m gonna have a playlist I picked and my life insurance is gonna cover my cremation, beer and catering. Have one or 10 beers on me

Equip an extra mouth to eat faster

Anyway,

Partake in the joy of creation

If meta ai asks me to try one more thing it will be my 13th reason

Millions of teeth

Potion of Monolithic Mullet

[ #art #furry #furryart ]

Plumb is the best kind of tuckered out to be

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The reason a staff is better than a wand is if a wizard tries to use a wand you can just take a bite out of it like a carrot while he’s pointing it at you and he’s basically powerless. However if your adversary has a staff you’re basically fucked unless you have the jaw of an alligator or tiger

Completely fucking up the classic western horse-train jump by getting clotheslined by a cactus in mid leap

I got a good deal going with the morgue, they give me murder bullets after the police are done with em so I can suck on them like a jawbreaker. Sometimes there’s still a little bit of brain on them as a treat

Yo Jimbo

Sorry I can’t I gotta catch a train

Fullbody piece done for Pyro!

A good foundation and eyeliner can cover up a lot, however there are several things it can’t cover up, such as a murder most foul

Gunge! [polite applause] Slime! [applause, a few whoops] Sludge! Gunk! And goo! [whole crowd is on their feet cheering] Fresh water.. from a clear mountain stream..? [confusion in the crowd, some booing] ....teeming with brain eating bacteria! [crowd roars in delight, lost in ecstatic jubilation]

My email icon can make the bubble number as big as it wants but it can’t make me read any of them

I am constantly sipping on potions but only good ones, not poison or anything

killing myself so i can avoid getting sick or injured ever again in the future

If someone attacked me with a sword my skin would not betray me it would simply deflect that shit

Uranium

As a reminder… :P

Unexpected circumstances could be awesome, but they may also suck

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Kratos eating potatos

The puppy

Where we’re barbecuing we won’t need sauce to taste

What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*