Erik Malinowski
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rule no. 1: never skeet.
#lfgm
#coyg
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Aaron Lerner
3 days ago
Pep Guardiola just got done by a U21 coach at the Etihad. Mon dieu.
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chelsea football club: not entirely useless™
3 days ago
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favorite part is that, of all games, it was away at luton town, who are now 8th in league one
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4 days ago
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Molly Knight
4 days ago
There are a lot of MLB players and prospects from Venezuela. Been texting with people in several front offices and nobody knows how this is going to impact players and their families’ ability to get out. A total clusterfuck.
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we should all be petty enough to hate something as much as graeme le saux absolutely fucking loathes arsenal
3 months ago
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noni madueke won't get an assist on that goal, but he absolutely deserves an assist
4 days ago
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i hope todd boehly owns chelsea for decades to come
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Enzo Maresca on brink of Chelsea sack after breakdown of relations
Chelsea are set to open the new year by holding emergency talks over Enzo Maresca’s position, with it likely he is sacked or perhaps walks away
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/dec/31/enzo-maresca-at-risk-of-chelsea-sack-january
6 days ago
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declan rice making me jump off the couch twice in 12 minutes
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7 days ago
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set piece again ole ole
8 days ago
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halftime subs should be merino and darren england
8 days ago
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OWN GOAL FC OLE OLE
11 days ago
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hell yeah i got what i wanted this year
12 days ago
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hell yeah i got what i wanted this year
12 days ago
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had it all the way
15 days ago
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periodic reminder to watch THE INSIDER, which came out in 1999 and also feels like it could’ve been released yesterday
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17 days ago
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periodic reminder to watch THE INSIDER, which came out in 1999 and also feels like it could’ve been released yesterday
add a skeleton here at some point
17 days ago
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one-nil to the arsenal, top of the table 🫡
18 days ago
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everton halftime xg of 0.00, that’ll do
18 days ago
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imagine looking at your squad and thinking cristian romero is your best option for captain, good lord
18 days ago
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Zito
19 days ago
Also I just wrote about Del Toro’s Frankenstein, how he’s always reluctant to condemn his monsters because he identifies with them, but how monsters sometimes need to be outside the human story. I also wrote about this tension in my own book.
somethingwonderful.substack.com/p/what-is-a-...
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Brian Grubb
19 days ago
it sucks that some people will fake a disability but it doesn't suck nearly as much as the idea that every disabled person should have to be on-call 24/7 to prove their disability to every miserable self-appointed robocop who sees them in public and thinks "i bet they don't need that wheelchair"
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Joseph Bien-Kahn
20 days ago
Interested in outlaw country, weed brownies, feuding with billionaires, the early NBA, playing Gin Rummy on a weekday afternoon, and what it feels like to die? I went to Maui to profile Don Nelson for The Believer!
@thebeliever.net
www.thebeliever.net/island-time/
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Island Time - Believer Magazine
I call Don Nelson from my rental car, which I’ve parked by some food trucks near the Kahului Airport. It rings through, which means I’m welcomed to the island by a sardonic voicemail: “Hey, you’ve rea...
https://www.thebeliever.net/island-time/
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HE IS RISEN
25 days ago
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holy shit what a goal from noni madueke
28 days ago
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happy for pete, and for all the dingers. people are allowed to feel things, but it’s fine. the mets will be fine! (now just sign tucker and a sp1)
28 days ago
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all the praise about chelsea’s draw last weekend was pretty baffling considering it gained them exactly zero points in the title race, which makes this loss to leeds especially brutal
about 1 month ago
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SAKA
about 1 month ago
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mikel merino, my word
about 1 month ago
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rest easy king
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about 1 month ago
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ok now it’s been a really good birthday
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about 1 month ago
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cosmic joke of the universe that on my 45th birthday, i am now officially a reading glasses-wearer, time remains undefeated (on the other hand, i’ve never looked smarter)
about 1 month ago
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everyone rushing to read lizza’s latest
about 1 month ago
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chelsea have an extra day of rest, palmer back, playing at home, just crushed barca. arsenal now missing their two world-class CBs. chelsea should take all three points, clearly
about 1 month ago
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making the chris berman WHOOP sound as neuer flies past martinelli
about 1 month ago
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arsenal have made bayern (unbeaten in *all* comps this season) look quite normal, especially in this second half
about 1 month ago
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if/when arsenal start winning things, calafiori is going to be some kind of folk hero
about 1 month ago
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there is no ”higher bar” for a second yellow. if it’s a cautionable offense, then that’s what it is
about 1 month ago
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Poorly Drawn Arsenal
about 1 month ago
I drew North London
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spike lee was at the emirates today, we were never going to lose
about 1 month ago
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if spurs players are clapping at an away end that is completely empty, did it even happen
about 1 month ago
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boring boring arsenal
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about 1 month ago
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you’re hearing it so much
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about 1 month ago
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IT’LL ALL WORK OUT
about 1 month ago
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what a time for zubimendi to get beat for the first time all season
about 1 month ago
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ebere eze is perfect, to me
2 months ago
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EZE LIKE SUNDAY MORRRNING
about 1 month ago
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leo trossard, the legend grows
about 1 month ago
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“bamboo, Mark Sanford, shoe racks”
about 2 months ago
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whole lot of people paying to read that substack huh
about 2 months ago
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[newcastle fan voice]:
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about 2 months ago
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