Jameis is levitating

Jameis is not of this world…

McLaren’s Las Vegas double DQ has blown the F1 title race wide open 🎁 defector.com/mclarens-las...

The updated top ten finishers in Las Vegas, following the disqualification of Norris and Piastri ⬇️ #F1 #LasVegasGP

Kavanaugh stop. Smashed the kid’s car windows and arrested him. He told them he was a U.S. citizen. The officer replied “I don’t care.” www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

Sam Worthington putting together one of the worst sideline reporting job in history cc: @thepressbox.bsky.social

You can’t even mass produce the Chucky doll and sell it to children anymore, because of woke…

Incredible headline. Incredible graphic. Incredible concept. Bravo, Page 6!

I was driving down Hollywood Blvd during that moment in 2021 when everyone was peak crazy and there was a guy in full Joker costume who was running and ate shit face first on the pavement. Unclear if it was a commitment to the bit or not…

Cold takes exposed bsky.app/profile/brya...

The amount of sporting events between influencers I’m fed by Bleachers Report is mindblowing. Are they just making these dudes play like 100 games per year?

truly an incredible bit to have this be on the about page of your website that exclusively consists of weekly videos of you talking to steve schmidt and a serialized recounting of the most humiliating things you can remember about your ex

This whole Lizza-Nuzzi thing is a real stress test on working without factcheckers in the Substack/book publishing space….

My 3yo is finally healthy after a week+ fever. Bad news for my haters. Worse news for Paw Patrol streaming ratings…

My favorite piece of content today.

Subscribing to Esses Magazine is less per month than Lizza’s blog and you get 4 beautiful print mags and a year of Paid Substack is all I’m saying… essesmag.myshopify.com/products/ess...

I can’t pay for that. Would probably have shelled out $3. But $10 is too far…

ryan lizza is clearly testing the limits of my dignity but man it’s late and i am 30 or 40 years old and i am going to go to sleep to a book on tape and wait for the screen grabs tomorrow

The reason Mamdani could do that is because 1) he actually believes in something and can articulate it and 2) he has juice. If a political party is interested in winning power, they should look for people with a belief system and juice.

He’s becoming Zohran’s own Club Chalamet

They really all are the same song.

Anyone doing gift guides? We have a fun holiday offer going live next week and would love to get Esses on your guide… The kids love print media! Let’s get some magazines under your tree!

FIA on the second red flag: “Some Race Control personnel remained on-site when the session was restarted. They reported that the manhole cover was moving as cars passed over it, which led to the session being ended under red-flag conditions. Further inspections are underway” #F1 #LasVegasGP

this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-

Guy who has only written about Russiagate: Getting a lot of 'Russiagate' vibes from this...

Greg Ginn hadn't done an interview in 13 years when I reached out. I figured he would say no, if he said anything at all. But after enlisting three Gen Z musicians to be in Black Flag with him, he decided it was time to talk. For @nytimes.com: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/a...

I got an Esses pitch from this writer (which I thankfully did not greenlight). If you're not an AI fabulist, please pitch me!

Based on a few ethical lapses, perhaps journalism wasn’t a perfect fit for her style, but what else can you do with a last name like Nuzzi? Nominative determinism is undefeated…

I wrote about it lol defector.com/olivia-nuzzi...

I have been thinking about this line today, on the value of editors, from the late great John Bennet, for no reason in particular.

We got Isack Hadjar as our cover star for @essesmag.com Issue 04. Story by Willem Marx is amazing and Zantz Han's photography is insane... We do a limited run, so subscribe to secure your copy!

Made a meme. Plz spread…

If I was a MAGA congressman, I’d be wary to go too hard on the Trump Epstein defense, cuz there’s a 75% chance Trump admits to it accidentally on Truth Social within the month

Michigan somehow winning out, beating Ohio State, and making the playoffs will be the dumbest outcome. This team sucks

MAGA shit being a curse on your football team is wild. Did not expect the football gods to go blue by the midterms…

Go Anti-Woke and the football team broke…

Texas A&M professors have to get clearance from a dean if they want to talk about this game on Monday

Do you believe you can make a wish at 11:11 pm or do you respect that the fact we don’t do a 24 hour clock shouldn’t give us double daily wishes?

The way I see it, it’s Oreos all the way down…

The three-year-old was up at 11:00, 2:30, and 5. I feel like a zombie. No idea how we survived baby stage…

Zendaya is Metchie!!!

This was a fun assignment. I rode a Can-Am in the desert and thought that was going to be a life-ender for me

We have an excerpt of @alexkirshner.com’s incredible Esses Issue 04 profile of Zoey Edenholm in the newsletter. With photos by the great Cassidy Araiza! Subscribe / Preorder — the whole issue is a beauty… open.substack.com/pub/essesmag...

Starting a petition to change the name of “a micropenis” to “an adolf hitler” www.thetimes.com/article/e728...

We got our first proper Formula 1 cover star with a shoot for ESSES Issue 04. Big leap for us, and this issue delivers top to bottom. Get hyped. Coming late November… essesmag.myshopify.com?selling_plan...

Unpopular opinion (as a warriors fan): the Warriors being unbeatable was good, but the Thunder being unbeatable is bad and the NBA should step in to break them up

DoorDash says sushi prices are down, per White House

Papa loves a midwest classic… 😇

Monday night football …