I left the house in this and got promptly complimented by two extremely cool looking indie girls 😭

I housed a cheeseburger and fries and could feel the bitch literally float out of my body

man my head hurts, wonder why. it's definitely not because I had goldfish crackers and peanut m&ms for lunch. it can't be that.

look what got here yesterday btw

i’m going to a passion pit show in 2025. what’s next, i’m going to update my tumblr???? take a buzzfeed quiz??

they’re calling me the mvp of having the sunday scaries

really finding so many of my people in this thread

Final thought on the subject: i think ppl are overestimating the chances that Trump tries to fuck around with 2028 and underestimating the chances that JD Vance is the incumbent president running for a full term in 2028

Still thinking about how good the Cowboys would've been this year if Jerry had just paid a man what he was owed

holy god the ravens

we’re unranked but favored against OU LMFAOOOOO

i think one of my main takeaways from the taylor discourse is that a lot of people have a “noble savage” view of english majors lmfao

does everyone remember when penn state lost yesterday (and not my team who also lost yesterday)

THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT LMAO 😭🤭😩🤣

We had 52 yards rushing today and Arch was responsible for 37 (thirty seven) of them

my texas jersey is bad luck

my fucking burnt orange taylor swift cardigan for her bad album about travis kelce’s weiner is in the mail and my burnt orange TEAM just lost to sun belt billy. fuck me dude.

the new taylor album is bad and my manning qb is getting sacked left and right. does anyone have it worse than me.

i am in hell

this is the worst we’ve looked in years

if we lose to diego pavia im going to kill myself

NOT PARKER LIVINGSTONE COLD NO

billy napier get right game against texas sending shivers down my spine

I am troubled deep in my spirit so far by the Texas D

"dj lagway is as good as any when it comes to throwing the deep ball"

first "complementary football" mention in texas vs Florida it's gonna b a long day

ball atreides lead us to paradise :(

singing opalite to my cat with green eyes

omg she blocked me lol

if anyone wants to listen to a horny Taylor song that is actually good please listen to guilty as sin?

The greatest break up song was created about Dave Coulier who looks like this. If Taylor can't work with a Meathead that's on her

Beautiful

really really grim stuff in chapel hill

Getting emotionally involved in Andy Reid's clock management will make any tortured artist.

lana del rey eat your heart out

sorry to bring shit from #overthere here but i literally cannot with this lmfao

amab is actually “all mods are bastards”

anyways i think i have some more important stuff to think about now. for example quintrevion wisner is probably going to play tomorrow for texas. 🤠

Taylor let a dumb jock blow her back out for the first time in her life and it ruined her artistic process. They’re calling it the reverse Bill Belichick

this is just as good of a place as any to post this so why not. i’m looking for a new job. i’ve been working in ed tech for 7 years doing a bunch of diff things but most recently in finance operations (order to cash/rev ops) +

regarding Joe as a muse vs Travis…I’m just spitballing here. but it seems like she spent a lot of time trying to Understand him. And that’s where her creative inspiration came from

My bestie ROASTING me in the chat when I was like "hey what are u talking about??"

the Charli diss track being the best song is so fucking funny

Taylor please never whisper to me like that again

business solutions, digital age, etc

*sighing wearily but with resolve* boomer sooner?

as much as i love texas i do have to leave it every year and seek healing at a real beach like a victorian lady who needs sea air for her health

The best NFL mock draft website is Wattpad

"We are asking the Department of War to deploy to our cities" should be a statement that ends any Governor's political career.

free her