we all turn another year older today, like thoroughbreds

Yeah, that's gonna be top ten for sure

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8XAXnRA/ dudes (literally!) rock

New phase of kolache/klobasniky discourse; west coast transplant edition.

The main character on Twitter right now is a man who claims he’s from Texas and also thinks Texas toast is a breakfast food

This is a very bizarre post, are you even a Texan?

Henry Cuellar bozo watch

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

Wasserman just called it for Talarico.

James Talarico: I frankly am tired of the "thoughts and prayers" rhetoric from our leaders here in Texas and in our nation's capital. I believe in the power of prayer. But there is something profoundly cynical about asking God to solve a problem that we're not willing to solve ourselves.

I made my friends come over for a spelling bee for my birthday

thinking about how Savannah Guthrie had to cancel her trip to work the Olympics because of her mom’s kidnapping but the guy who heads up the investigative body handling the case was posting pictures of himself in the US hockey locker room today lol

no you don’t

this is insane

you have got to be kidding me

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

my HOA bylaws require notices to be left on all affected doors when a water shutoff is happening and in response one of my neighbors just left a missive taped on my door with INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE PLUMBER

today in youth group the kids and I were inundating our director with Olympics storylines and the subject of one of the male skaters needing to retire soon came up and one kid goes “is this his last year before twink death?”

We beat Canada at their national pasttime (complaining about American politics)

A GOLDEN GOAL FOR JACK HUGHES🥇 The United States beats Canada in OT to win its first gold medal in men's hockey since 1980. #WinterOlympics

this is reminding me why i never watch hockey. this is awful. i want to kill myself.

heated rivalry is high camp

Pure, unbridled joy!

this is casting a powerful spell on me

is this the post that finally gets me to read the actual full marxist text

It’s uhhhhh a little weird that much of the debate over the definition of “working class” in the U.S. is about what you want it to be a euphemism for and not about, say, one’s relationships to labor or capital

I would have liked to have seen Molly Ivins go toe to toe with Joyce Carol Oates in terms of posting

in america there has never been a starker difference between the parties. both parties are not the same. there is no ratchet cranking democrats rightwards. these are lies you tell yourself to make yourself feel cooler

computer … enhance

if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today

fin

The existential dread is stored in the big naturals

from me to me

I've never been a huge movie person but I've been trying to watch more and tonight I turned on Monty Python and the Holy Grail. This shit is hilarious. Y'all heard of this one.

why do they yell at us so much in curling

my fave part of the event: misha's coach whispering in his ear that he just made the olympic podium and his full 10 seconds of buffering #MilanoCortina2026

mr pee pee poo poo pants over here had an accident on the way to the vet like he usually does and he just wiped his tail all over me

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

i love the woke national football league

It's happening

“it’s a juicer” alright that was a good bit

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.