Sara Cannon
@saracannon.bsky.social
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Austin, Texas’s foremost Quinn Ewers & Carrie Bradshaw apologist
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not to sound like a stereotype but: shut up bitch i’m from texas
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premium goblin
2 days ago
we all turn another year older today, like thoroughbreds
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CJ Fogler
3 days ago
Yeah, that's gonna be top ten for sure
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www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8XAXnRA/
dudes (literally!) rock
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This Love – Enjoying the warm weather #collegeband #thislove #maroon5 #livemusic #tennesse
TikTok video by Spearfish
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4 days ago
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Ryan, Perdido en TX
6 days ago
New phase of kolache/klobasniky discourse; west coast transplant edition.
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The main character on Twitter right now is a man who claims he’s from Texas and also thinks Texas toast is a breakfast food
5 days ago
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Mattie with an E
7 days ago
This is a very bizarre post, are you even a Texan?
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Henry Cuellar bozo watch
7 days ago
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Sam Adams
7 days ago
I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.
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Conor Sen
7 days ago
Wasserman just called it for Talarico.
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Team Talarico
10 days ago
James Talarico: I frankly am tired of the "thoughts and prayers" rhetoric from our leaders here in Texas and in our nation's capital. I believe in the power of prayer. But there is something profoundly cynical about asking God to solve a problem that we're not willing to solve ourselves.
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I made my friends come over for a spelling bee for my birthday
11 days ago
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assbutt
16 days ago
thinking about how Savannah Guthrie had to cancel her trip to work the Olympics because of her mom’s kidnapping but the guy who heads up the investigative body handling the case was posting pictures of himself in the US hockey locker room today lol
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no you don’t
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15 days ago
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this is insane
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15 days ago
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you have got to be kidding me
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15 days ago
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🏒🫐Ashley ARTPOP🫐🏒
15 days ago
I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…
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my HOA bylaws require notices to be left on all affected doors when a water shutoff is happening and in response one of my neighbors just left a missive taped on my door with INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE PLUMBER
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today in youth group the kids and I were inundating our director with Olympics storylines and the subject of one of the male skaters needing to retire soon came up and one kid goes “is this his last year before twink death?”
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)
19 days ago
We beat Canada at their national pasttime (complaining about American politics)
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The Athletic
17 days ago
A GOLDEN GOAL FOR JACK HUGHES🥇 The United States beats Canada in OT to win its first gold medal in men's hockey since 1980.
#WinterOlympics
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this is reminding me why i never watch hockey. this is awful. i want to kill myself.
17 days ago
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heated rivalry is high camp
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19 days ago
Pure, unbridled joy!
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this is casting a powerful spell on me
20 days ago
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is this the post that finally gets me to read the actual full marxist text
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22 days ago
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Amanda Mull
22 days ago
It’s uhhhhh a little weird that much of the debate over the definition of “working class” in the U.S. is about what you want it to be a euphemism for and not about, say, one’s relationships to labor or capital
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I would have liked to have seen Molly Ivins go toe to toe with Joyce Carol Oates in terms of posting
22 days ago
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li
23 days ago
in america there has never been a starker difference between the parties. both parties are not the same. there is no ratchet cranking democrats rightwards. these are lies you tell yourself to make yourself feel cooler
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computer … enhance
24 days ago
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megan farokhmanesh
25 days ago
if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
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25 days ago
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Cricket, Offensive Misandrist
about 1 year ago
The existential dread is stored in the big naturals
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from me to me
25 days ago
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Basketball Fan, who are the Sixers?
25 days ago
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I've never been a huge movie person but I've been trying to watch more and tonight I turned on Monty Python and the Holy Grail. This shit is hilarious. Y'all heard of this one.
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why do they yell at us so much in curling
25 days ago
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welcome to the glennaissance
25 days ago
my fave part of the event: misha's coach whispering in his ear that he just made the olympic podium and his full 10 seconds of buffering
#MilanoCortina2026
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mr pee pee poo poo pants over here had an accident on the way to the vet like he usually does and he just wiped his tail all over me
26 days ago
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krat
28 days ago
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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Kaiser of Flavorbürg
about 1 month ago
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Dan
about 1 month ago
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i love the woke national football league
about 1 month ago
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Jason Kirk
about 1 month ago
It's happening
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“it’s a juicer” alright that was a good bit
about 1 month ago
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Joaquin Castro
about 1 month ago
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
about 1 month ago
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John Q. Public
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