when he proposed to her he said please 🥹

the perfect football record is actually 5-5-1, few know this

It’s so funny that of all people Dakota Prescott put a lid on Pickens

my Tony Romo jersey doesn’t deserve to see this

ruthkanda forever ass post

the entire cowboys existence since 1997 has been “stop the offense on 3rd down and then rough the punter to give up a first down”

it’s that strip lash chopped in half without even an attempt at blending the angle just hanging on for dear life for me

thank you to Jason and Alex for affirming my thoughts about the upcoming game

not enough of my bluesky feed is talking about how arch manning caught a touchdown pass

why did he scare bevo like that :(

Thank you @jessicasmetana.bsky.social for this important screengrab

arch manning just caught a touchdown ahahahahahahahah

Woke 2 shows up at Game Day. #starbucksboycott

bro at karaoke got up for his turn, sat on the couch on stage, slid his birkenstock bostons off his feet and crossed his legs. dudes fucking rock.

was the crunk there

somehow the crown we threw in the gutter is going to be waiting for us to pick it up when we're able

No idea who this is about 🫶

I think it’s fun you have to specify who you’re talking about when you say “the NFL coach who is weird about 9/11”

These red Texans unis are atrocious

i feel as though i am slowly descending into madness the more and more i process the reality that belichick showed up to an adult coed cheerleading competition

started this last night by the way. yes hah Hah HA YES.

dubya is doing his best hating ass spurrier impression on the manningcast right now

good god

Here’s a story for every national news outlet: In N.C., churchgoers are literally running into the woods as federal agents descend on the property. “Inside the church, women and children sobbed as they wondered whether their loved ones had been taken.” www.charlotteobserver.com/news/politic...

Yes, and I don't think anyone is saying "give up on the South." Folks just need to recognize that the South isn't artificially red. These states are red because, for the most part, a majority of their voters are red. The Mississippi legislature is still overwhelmingly Republican.

you logging on to defend arch manning

some of y’all haven’t been at this like me

Arch Manning nearly drilled Kirby Smart

the manning of it all is easy to get a joke off about but he has heads and shoulders been the best longhorn on the field tonight

ARCH NAILING KIRBY LMFAOOOOOO

sigh

not having a good time!

I fucking hate Kirby ahahahahah

ohohohoho here we go

Boopie Miller

NOT SO EASY TO NOT SUCK SHIT AGAINST FLORIDA IS IT

Feeling mentally very strong and well

this is bringing new meaning to the idea of beamerball

Pant

man fuuuuuck this guy

monitoring some situations. noticing some things.

i’m talking a lot of shit tonight but i feel like i did before bama 2023

dabo is the platonic ideal for “coach to receive the dukes mayo bath”, he’s a good sport but mostly importantly he is a giant cornball. he laughs in the face of your tub of mayo.

unfortunately dabo they can’t make me hate you

AHAHAHAHAHA fuck all y’all go Tigers

scott satterfield bozo watch

I think I might write about uncle pants for my substack in honor of Georgia hate week

The last 2.5 years of Bluesky were a steady build up to "criticism of Jeffrey Epstein's writing ability is ableist." Congrats everyone, we did it.