I would die for this man

when there's one last beer in the fridge that I didn't know about

Secondhand Goons

"is the president of the united states currently being blackmailed by pedophiles" is a legitimate question with supporting evidence that needs to be investigated

JD Vance frantically scrolling through the "Epic Meme Stash" folder on his phone trying to find one dank enough to distract from a "we can probably use Trump lying about visiting my house as leverage, right?" email from Jeffrey Epstein.

WORLD'S MOST NOTORIOUS PEDOPHILE IN AN EMAIL FROM 2015: "it's kinda weird how much [THE CURRENT PRESIDENT] knows about my sex crimes"

Gotta wonder what he meant by asking Maxwell to “stop.” I assume he means asking her to stop pilfering his underage spa staff, but maybe we will learn more soon.

And this is why LLMs/AI are ontologically evil.

Potatoes O’Brien

The Fast and the Furious 2 Fast 2 Furious The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift Conclave

More like Todd Coward

Game of the season next week. Pete vs Schotty on primetime 😤

I dont have any because my only james bond take is just "Casino Royale" rotating in 3D like a Windows screensaver

Real shit are the Bond movies supposed to be connected? Because Casino Royale was more or less an origin story, like why does it matter that he died? Just Dr. Who his ass and make another! Who cares!

That’s crazy because 2006 was only ten years ago.

Fatherhood is getting pooped and peed on, on separate occasions, in the same morning.

This eagles offensive line looks kinda bad!

guy who just found out about the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald:

I am very suspect of our offense being better than the Rams, but hang the banner anyway baybeeeee

"Thinking about the Edmund Fitzgerald today and how like the gales of November I came early and wrecked my shot with you"

“We have Lord Vader’s guarantee that this deal will not be altered any further.” – Senate Democrats

👍

Future Commie HC Klint Kubiak I fear.

Me thinking about next weeks game against the rams

How can I be expected to work when my phone is full of pictures of my baby I could be staring at instead? This world is fucked.

Games like this are immensely important for sturdy-ifying the minds of young future poasters.

I think it’s good if Darnold gets his goofball game out of the way when the Seahawks are up by 80

I’m sure the “keep politics out of sports” crowd is just livid about this

14-88 fails again

Ty Goodada

Emmanwori got meshed smdh

Forever and always

How about that Seahawks' DVOA rating, huh?

(Highly complimentary)

Mrs. Yinzer: “Steve, the baby doesn’t need more Seahawks stuff.” The Baby when Quandre Diggs goes on waivers:

Mrs. Yinzer: “Steve, the baby doesn’t need more Seahawks stuff.” Me:

Bro talking about the economy like an NFL team that’s tanking LMAOOO

This poor guy has no idea how good the LOB was… yet.

ded

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