My first dream was harrowing and personal, in my second dream I took a jock couple I didn't know well to the biergarten and we ordered a bunch of stuff with orange, mocha, strawberry kiwi etc in the names. To my horror the bartender brought us not beers but 2" tall canned cocktails like a buzzball

If I'm A LITTLE DEPRESSED then why am I rewatching THE FIRST 3 SEASONS OF ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT huh

Burn After Reading is a documentary

I miss when supernatural thrillers had multiple scenes set at raves.

who up scaling they composites

Say what you will about gchat but it knows where the cop shop is apparently

Go up > you cannot enter Nirvana with Desires in your inventory >drop Desires you now have 2 Desires

i know not everything is about Gender Prison but I'm getting a lot of Gender Prison vibes from some of the situations lately

Articles? "No Thanks"

“How soon?” asked Toad. “Quite soon,” said Frog.

What specifically got me was the foundation that restored it saying it was "Still on Patrol". I'm done for

so emotionally cooked this week i'm crying over a PBY Catalina taking off

how it feels to Post with my mufos

feeling patriotic but for DENVER!!!

Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor? Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark? Now available for free! Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room! Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!

Brassoposting

I would do anything to be staring blankly into a glass of absinthe in a Degas painting.

Mars - Dust Storm on the Olympus Mons - ESA Mars Express - From Andrea Luck (andrealuck.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2q2shzf

It is finished. sweeter and mellower at the same time than Baja Blast, if this wasn't bright blue I could believe it was just a normal key lime pie. it's GOOD. the surface looks a little bit like the moon, but the texture is spot on editing the recipe video atm

Children of Men is a documentary *crowd cheering* About climate change *crowd booing*

“Hero Workers and their Hobbies” is one of the main programs in development at the Institute of Municipal Frescos and Mosaics (IMFM)

She vaped, sexily, before driving away, in a somehow sexy manner. "Wow," I thought. "Pretty sexy, right?" she yelled as she peeled off. In the passenger seat lay a severed human head. That was probably nothing. She also wore a cool leather jacket by the way. I was supposed to say that earlier

Going to get even more severe on this point: under Woke 2 the only allowable magazine profiles will be of Hero Workers and their enriching hobbies. Anything else is too corrosive to our shared society

It's like one of those videos of people trying to get a swimmer out of rough waters and every new rescuer becomes a new victim to save

T-shirts now available.

see also RFK jr

BLUE as the flame?

Guilelessness goes crazy

Sure, items look ridiculous now but you have to understand. They were everywhere back then. We all had them

Dark Abundance: Destroy broken government and replace it with effective, centralized power Achieve energy dominance at all costs Support industrial policy to encourage innovation and deployment of new technologies (photo unrelated)

Shōgun? Lady Mariko, they don't even let me show a sword.

I need to quit my job so I have time to learn theatrical lighting, stonemasonry, printmaking, welding, bushcraft, tattooing, forestry, gymnastics, filmmaking, pedal steel guitar, lost-wax casting, jazz drumming, weaving, graffiti, carpentry, snowboarding, blacksmithing, and navigation

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

My work pipeline :)

me today

*angrily* I'm nice

[pleasantly] I’m Evil

thought I would be Nice today because I slept well but surprisingly i'm feeling quite Evil

Gender under Woke 2

I deleted my post about woke because the prosody of it was all wrong but I stand by my thesis bsky.app/profile/chea...

The Moccamaster turns off at the end of its warming cycle by actually returning its big ass spring loaded power switch to the off position with a loud click so I'm comfortable calling it the Ultimate Machine

The quote tweet is inherently reactionary

Han Solo attempting to leave Yavin without letting Mon Mothma take down his name for the email list

Ordering two 150lb dumbbells online bc Im in a fight with my mailman