I like how the overarching brief for McDonald's online advertising is "you are disgusting and We Hate You"

asking Pete Hegseth about the global economic implications of anything is just as useful as asking a dog to divide by zero

taking odds on Kalshi as to when Polymarket will open up a chain of gas stations

if you're calling your guy to see if he's good for a barrel of crude, don't forget to use test strips

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it's funny to imagine a dainty chef placing a tiny flower on a delicate mushroom with his chef's tweezers, only to get clotheslined by an NFL linebacker. it's also a non-carceral solution to a very real problem

Pretty funny to work for an entity that can be abbreviated as BOFA and badly fall for a blatantly obvious trick

There is apparently credible evidence that the president of the United States is a pedophile. The comforting phrase “accused him without evidence” no longer fits this situation, and journalists must resort to the more perfunctory “hasn’t been formally charged.” www.thedailybeast.com/key-details-...

a leaked report shows the World Cup final will be the contest's first-ever draw, with the United States matching Israel in a historic 200-200 result

I saw on Apple News there are some discussions about statins. I would like to re-surface my story from last June in National Geographic on this topic archive.is/6vIHM

The CEO of McDonald's doesn't just need to take a bigger bite of that burger. He needs to regularly provide his LDL-C and ApoB levels, and they should be commensurate with daily consumption of McDonald's product

If you can't even manage to wipe the stupid smirk off your face while writing about a war that started with 160 children being bombed in a school, it's time to start thinking about the decisions that led you here.

The next Toy Story will feature Andy learning how to use a firearm to protect his community, but also Western Civilization

They’re saying nobody has ever done a national suicide as beautiful as mine. They say to me, eyes full of tears, “Mr President I’ve never seen a country kill itself as bigly.” And I smiled to myself. Think of that. Killing yourself. I’d do it. Maybe I will do it right now, who’d stop me? I wouldn’t.

Democrats learn one (1) lesson from Mamdani challenge

hands down the absolute *strangest* “on background” sourcing I have ever seen in the NYT. Completely bonkers stuff www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

that's not a Thin Blue Line flag. It's a Tactical Baby on Board sticker

Love to loudly say “are you sure honey? Claude says you’re being hysterical again“ into my phone to see if anyone in the coffee shop has the manners to kill me

One of the ethical cases of AI is showing the president of the United States computer-generated footage of stuff he wants to happen and then letting him go back to sleep

I’m shocked the world survey found that I’m one of seven “good” citizens in the United States. All that money spent on Empath coursework paid off. I‘ve finally earned the vanity license plate and matching license plate cover.

masculinity is mostly about blindly following the whims of a sundowning racist with such soft hands one is turning to a spoiled piece of brie. even if he's just doing as much to the world as he can before he perishes on the toilet. it's also about buying things like tactical roasted peanuts

(trying to make small talk) you listen to fuckin...uh..coworker music. and you probably love eating coworker food. a big honking glop of slop. you are barely human to me. where are you going? they love this on the computer

back in the day no one needed protein doritos or protein pancakes or protein waffles. if you needed a bunch of protein you simply ate three dozen hard boiled eggs. three dozen haunch of boilers, they called em

Herbert with a fucking killshot on this one

Been really wild to watch Rolling Stone make a very obvious shift in editorial direction over the past few months. (And laying off most of the talented people who had been working there.)

man, @publichealthguy1.bsky.social was (afaik) the first former CDC person to publicly call *explicitly* for RFK's resignation, rather than gently scold him, and he's currently being called a piece of shit and dogpiled for saying vaccine hesitant parents are facing a bad information environment

what the fuck are we doing www.wsj.com/business/med...

John Fetterman STUNS in Jnco "Jiaper"