this reminds me of my baffling visits to r/apples, a serious forum that takes apples very, Very Seriously

they should do more Vs. movies that are completely one-sided mismatches. Alien Vs. Degrassi Freddy Vs. Hallmark Godzilla Vs. Mr. Blobby

Okay, it’s time for the Meal portion of Zeldathon’s Metal Meal Meltdown takeover segment. @jartis.dev and I are up next!!! Hope you can stop by!!!! 🤘🤘🔥🔥

Y'all should check this out, I've made a couple of interstitial videos which involve Mountain Dew pies. Pies plural #metalmealmelt2025

JESUS: This bread... is my body. Go on, take it, pass it around. This wine... is my blood. These grapes are my eyeballs JUDAS: I don't think you're supposed to tell us it's grapes. I think you just let us feel it-- JESUS: Shut up dude. Now this cold spaghetti... is my guts

*shakily removing glasses*

perfect casting

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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day to those who celebrate!

for anyone concerned that the high acidity from the Dewhydrated Baja Blast will curdle the milk, rest assured - not only is milk also acidic but key lime juice wouldn't curdle it either 👍

✍️📝put Baja Blast in the slow cooker

Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."

every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites

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Huge scoop from Ed, who had several years of financial reports leaked to him. OpenAI has been over-reporting their revenue. The company is even less profitable than we knew.

Going through the official 1957 NATO Cookbook (?) and there’s a section where they asked the various heads of state to contribute recipes. You can tell which branch of the Nassaus converted to Catholicism and which one stayed Protestant.

looked up the Baja Blast pie ingredients and it definitely is just flavored cool whip we can do better I can do better stay tuned

I should be allowed to do whatever.

oh Hornet honey those are balls

do y'all ever think about how the whole leather market would change overnight if we could train cows to shed their skin like snakes

Calliope figured out that there is a cat in Ridley Scott's ALIEN

I really shouldn't share bad ai, but the fact that they're pretending to have animated it all by hand is extraordinary. Anyone who has done digital animation will be flabbergasted at the audacity.

I take it all back, fuck this game, lightning dodging ass bullshit. 5/10

got to the Act 2 boss something like 20 hours ago and decided to clean up first. this is SUCH a good game. I know E33 has good buzz but this is absolutely GOTY if that one isn't I felt like I'd seen some screenshots of people's endgame that shows a percentage? is that only after act 3?

Down by the bay, — where the melons grow, — Back to my home I dare not go. For, If I do, My mother will say, — "Did you ever see a llama, Wearing polka dot pajamas?"

Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"

fully seconding EXHUMA, the coolest episode of Korean X-Files you'll ever see

the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible

Also a good time to check ALL of your Bluesky moderation settings A couple of them were put into "Hide" without my action

I realize that real pumpkin tastes like nothing but all these fuckin recipes are like "half a cup of pumpkin puree" as though a single pumpkin does not produce 20 cups of itself taking up room in my fuckin freezer

we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

IF the sun were a Pokemon, could there be a quest (maybe like a Pokemon Ranger mission) where to prevent the sun from going supernova, you have to fly into space, catch it, bring it to a Pokemon center, and then put it back before the planets fly apart from its lack of gravitational pull?

MASTERCHEF PRODUCER: what are you here for? CONTESTANT: my mom dreamed of being a cook but she died in poverty. love you mom! ME: I think surf and turf is a bullshit dish for insincere people and I want to prove it to everyone watching

If you canceled Disney+ because of Kimmel or boycotted Target or whatever, also please vote in your local elections, where you can make direct, clear change in your community.

is the sun a Pokemon

Tie this, Blue Jays. Keep it going. We have an extra hour tonight and the darkness cannot hold us.

Happy Samhain! I hope y'all enjoyed my broom schtick! You can find more info about witches at the local library, or on Wiccapedia!

Did you know? You can tell if a skeleton was once a cowboy, because it will always have bone spurs! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

"Why do they call you Jack Pumpkinhead, and not like, John Normalguy?" "Well, you see,"

Happy Samhain! I hope y'all enjoyed my broom schtick! You can find more info about witches at the local library, or on Wiccapedia!

For gamers who aren't in game dev, you should know that we are in one of the worst periods in game dev history in terms of industry stability and the reason you're not seeing that play out through products is because the average development window of games is 3-7 years so it hasn't reached you yet.

I'm going to remake Footloose, keeping the original dialogue but all entirely new different songs

@gailsimone.bsky.social Do they call him Magneto because he's magnetic or because he's neato?