boom boom in pants?

This is the foul ball he should have been watching.

Dunno why he's so mad. From what I heard his balls aren't big enough to need an entire room.

Ever since we got cats, I find more value in her work than ever.

tired of living in a clown shoes country

I don't think it's good when the president talks on tv. Or anywhere really.

I understand the Courts will likely quash this. But will states with R governors and legislatures do it anyway? Will the Post Office hold the ballots? I don't think you can definitely answer either of these questions no. I mean unless you just like telling people less optimistic than you to shut up.

Summer of Blood and Fire

"I wanted to open the relationship but now my wife is getting more ass than me," political economy version.

You mean 5 miles under the speed limit, into a parking lot where you take 10 minutes backing into a spot, in a truck too big for your meager skills?

If the shit stain occupying the highest office in our fair land is not subject to its laws and customs, the rules-based order has broken down. If it is no more, you are free. Pocket that pricey little bobble as you leave the store. Have a toot. Smoke a J in public. God is dead, and all is permitted.

People should work harder to think through small but significant distinctions. For example, the difference between "the best ________" and "my favorite _________." Or the difference between a criticism that they disagree with vs. a criticism that they think is outright unfair.

Right, simply entertaining this challenge as if it's remotely legitimate is already discrediting. If there's a single vote to end birthright citizenship, we need to take this Supreme Court apart with sledgehammers and start over.

No matter how much it's talked about, it's still not talked about enough that the Supreme Court agreed to hear a case on whether the words in the 14th amendment mean what the words in the 14th amendment mean.

This is called “strategic defeat.” You have ended up in a worse position than before you began, with your adversary, while battered, emerging in a stronger position than before.

Ah, it feels like only yesterday a high follower account was condescendingly lecturing the rest of us for looking side-eyed at this guy for going on Critical Drinker. Good times.

the NCAA uploaded raw footage of the UConn buzzer-beater from every camera CBS had in the building to youtube (will drop in the replies) and the best part has to be this hard pan to Dan Hurley's mom yelling HOLY FUCKING SHIT followed by a synchronized simultaneous HOLY SHIT by both Hurley parents

Even though I'd already seen the final score, I found it impossible to believe when I started this video that it ended with Duke losing.

I hear you, Brother

"I mean, it's one Banana Republic, Michael. What could it cost, $10?"

If either the SAVE act passes or SCOTUS overturns birthright citizenship, we're in big trouble. Well, even bigger trouble. If both happen, we are in "this won't end until people storm the White House" territory.

There are a lot of words you can use to describe a society where armed, camou-ed up, possibly masked guards occupy every space of public life. Democracy and republic aren't two of them.

Amen.

Of everything that didn’t happen in the world, this didn’t happen the most.

The only word in this that is true is "Sharpie."

Catching up to this Robert Plant album that came out in the fall, which is mostly soft and sweet reimaginings of traditional folk songs with beautiful harmonizing. But there is at least one track that I would call, for lack of a better term, medieval heavy metal.

Goodbye Stranger

get high and listen to Supertramp

Hang it around their fucking necks. There should be something else around their necks, but this will do for now.

days are long, time is short

All those years that Republicans pretended not to be this, and a lot of you believed them.

Love living in a country so racist and full of dipshits that I need to show up at 3:45AM for a 6AM flight

I know exactly who needs to hear this - executive orders are still neither laws nor acceptable workarounds of the Constitution.

There are many pieces of American life that feel like they could signify anything from the early stages of a true dystopia to the dying gasps of an authoritarian impulse. It's traumatic to live through without knowing which way things will end up. Many won't live through it. Some already haven't.

Wonder how their economic anxiety is now?

Can't speak to which R1 university I'm familiar with, but I can say with certainty that applications from international students for its graduate school have dropped 30%.

It's the rare pure either/or situation. If you're choosing Trump over people who've known and loved you most of your life, the problem isn't them.

Indeed, why aren't college students taking actions institutions have made clear they will be expelled, detained, and deported for?

Pure wickedness

Also features self-sacrifice for the greater good, kindness to those different from you, the importance of fact-based information, and learning to trust and love someone not from your country, totally non-political qualities in 2026.

I don't like her TERFiness either. But what do you expect Harry Potter superfans to do? Read an 8th book?

We prefer our diseases designed and directed by the head of HHS.

Sorry I'll just never believe that any one person can destroy the news on the venerable network that produced Young Sheldon and George and Mandy's First Marriage.

At any given job, there are two kinds of senior people: "this sucked for me, nobody helped, and that's how it should be for everybody - it's just how you pay your dues" vs. "this sucked for me, nobody helped, and I don't ever want to be responsible for someone else going through what I did."

I regret that my one visit to New Mexico was at a time in my life before I had definitely decided whether I prefer green or red sauce.

I wish Baudrillard was still alive.

Though the mainstream media has moved on, my sources tell me that New Orleans is still being terrorized by Shia LaBeouf.

The fact that they named the 2025 Project in a direct rebuttal to the 1619 Project still doesn’t get enough thought.