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my idols are dead and my enemies are in power
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Scott
about 16 hours ago
Cheney killed more, but it took him years.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
about 17 hours ago
Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
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If no one ever hangs for this, literally, I will die disappointed.
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about 17 hours ago
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I've never been arrested for throwing a sandwich. Burger was the case that they gave me.
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This aggression on thick thighs will not stand, man.
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1 day ago
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no half measures
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Sharon
2 days ago
The suspense is killing me.
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Mark Copelovitch
3 days ago
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Sherrilyn Ifill
3 days ago
Sometimes you don’t win, but you scare the living crap out of ‘em.
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Jacqueline Antonovich
3 days ago
All of those centrist democrats who told us we were doing it wrong? They are all replaceable. Every single one of them.
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Blue Heron Farm
3 days ago
This is a beautiful thing to wake up to. Keep fighting, everyone. It's working.
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Mississippi Free Press
3 days ago
After 13 years, Mississippi Democrats have broken the Republican Party’s supermajority in the Mississippi Senate. Democrats flipped two GOP-held Senate seats and one House seat in the special elections.
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Mississippi Democrats Break Republican Senate Supermajority, Flipping 3 Legislative Seats
After 13 years, Mississippi Democrats broke the Republican Party's supermajority in the Mississippi Senate, flipping 3 legislative seats.
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Amanda Litman
3 days ago
Heading to bed shortly, but a quick update: With 98 of our 222 races called, we've got 72 wins.
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾
3 days ago
And I want folks to remember this feeling because now We gotta bully these people to keep their promises And signal to those who would say they shouldn’t we can make this hard for them Not because it’s a “fight” but because we have WORK to do
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Brandi, #1 Louvre Ladder Salesperson 😾
3 days ago
This country said, "We're racist but not 'Im trying to die' racist."
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The president sucks and we hate him.
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Greg Sargent
3 days ago
The factional grifters will hate this, but the Mamdani-Spanberger-Sherrill axis actually suggests the outlines of a broad, emerging Dem coalition organized around both anti-Trump *and* affordability politics, not a party bitterly divided against itself.
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You see this face? I've seen this face. Don Shula. Bobby Bowden. Tom Osbourne. Brian Kelly. It's the only face you have left for the world when the game has passed you by.
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3 days ago
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If the idea is to run the type of Democrats who can win in the areas they live and Mamdani wins....what, exactly, is the problem here?
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3 days ago
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At least I have the decency to know that the revenge I want for Trump, the revenge I would gladly consign millions to dwell among the ruins of, makes me completely unfit for public office.
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Oliver Willis
4 days ago
this is how i will remember dick cheney.
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Holly Anderson 🍇
4 days ago
A very specific and heartfelt good morning to Natalie Maines
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Shot a man in the face and the man APOLOGIZED TO HIM.
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4 days ago
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I resent that it took Dick Cheney so long to die that my resultant joy is somewhat muted.
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Red state governors: Ooh if that commie wins NYC mayor we'll fix those New Yorkers good! New Yorkers:
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Waiting for Satan to come out and be like, "I usually don't do this, but the stakes are too high. I'm for Cuomo."
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Louisiana: "Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Coach Hiring Process That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?"
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6 days ago
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dang already wasted it smh
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6 days ago
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💀
6 days ago
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Tie this, Blue Jays. Keep it going. We have an extra hour tonight and the darkness cannot hold us.
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"Is Baseball Too Woke?"
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6 days ago
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This World Series is more machine than man.
6 days ago
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Dammit, Bugonia. So close and you blew it.
6 days ago
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Halloween music is over. Christmas music starts Thanksgiving Day.
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Shoutout to all my homies with the funk of forty thousand years, rotting inside a corpse shell and whatnot.
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"Dad, can you make chicken nuggets for my lunch?" "Sure, how many you want? Six...seven?"
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But what if morale improves?
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Dr. (Nay)Who
9 days ago
I see.
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Prisonculture
9 days ago
It will always be incredible when history is written that Trump attempted a coup d'etat and then was given the keys to the entire government a mere 4 years later.
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening
9 days ago
I remember when they said this about abortion "Roe is safe, why are you freaking people out on purpose"
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Makes me sad my home state will one day be mostly underwater. But I hope this bitch sinks first.
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9 days ago
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Loather
9 days ago
I will vote for any candidate who promises to put every single ICE agent in jail
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Centrists' mealy mouth calls to compromise with Trumpism embolden these segregationists.
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9 days ago
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Republicans can kidnap children and tear down the White House without consequence, but Democrats better fucking know the difference between a second and third cousin.
10 days ago
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radical antifa terrorism (complimentary)
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11 days ago
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Karl Bode
11 days ago
the abundance movement is an op by dull centrists to pre-empt the real progressive reform required to defeat authoritarianism in favor of vibes-based Obama era corporatism that demonizes the regulatory state
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norbizness
11 days ago
Ken Paxton, who barely defends Texas state agencies doing their jobs in favor of laughable lawsuits (because nobody can stand to work there), once again devoting himself entirely to one non-Texan's agenda. Kind of tells you what the average Texas GOP primary voter cares about.
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Toni Bradfield
11 days ago
About who I’d expect
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A.R. Moxon
11 days ago
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
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