Cheney killed more, but it took him years.

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

If no one ever hangs for this, literally, I will die disappointed.

I've never been arrested for throwing a sandwich. Burger was the case that they gave me.

This aggression on thick thighs will not stand, man.

no half measures

The suspense is killing me.

Sometimes you don’t win, but you scare the living crap out of ‘em.

All of those centrist democrats who told us we were doing it wrong? They are all replaceable. Every single one of them.

This is a beautiful thing to wake up to. Keep fighting, everyone. It's working.

After 13 years, Mississippi Democrats have broken the Republican Party’s supermajority in the Mississippi Senate. Democrats flipped two GOP-held Senate seats and one House seat in the special elections. buff.ly/nTvLlFI

Heading to bed shortly, but a quick update: With 98 of our 222 races called, we've got 72 wins.

And I want folks to remember this feeling because now We gotta bully these people to keep their promises And signal to those who would say they shouldn’t we can make this hard for them Not because it’s a “fight” but because we have WORK to do

This country said, "We're racist but not 'Im trying to die' racist."

The president sucks and we hate him.

The factional grifters will hate this, but the Mamdani-Spanberger-Sherrill axis actually suggests the outlines of a broad, emerging Dem coalition organized around both anti-Trump *and* affordability politics, not a party bitterly divided against itself.

You see this face? I've seen this face. Don Shula. Bobby Bowden. Tom Osbourne. Brian Kelly. It's the only face you have left for the world when the game has passed you by.

If the idea is to run the type of Democrats who can win in the areas they live and Mamdani wins....what, exactly, is the problem here?

At least I have the decency to know that the revenge I want for Trump, the revenge I would gladly consign millions to dwell among the ruins of, makes me completely unfit for public office.

this is how i will remember dick cheney.

A very specific and heartfelt good morning to Natalie Maines

Shot a man in the face and the man APOLOGIZED TO HIM.

I resent that it took Dick Cheney so long to die that my resultant joy is somewhat muted.

Red state governors: Ooh if that commie wins NYC mayor we'll fix those New Yorkers good! New Yorkers:

Waiting for Satan to come out and be like, "I usually don't do this, but the stakes are too high. I'm for Cuomo."

Louisiana: "Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Coach Hiring Process That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?"

dang already wasted it smh

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Tie this, Blue Jays. Keep it going. We have an extra hour tonight and the darkness cannot hold us.

"Is Baseball Too Woke?"

This World Series is more machine than man.

Dammit, Bugonia. So close and you blew it.

Halloween music is over. Christmas music starts Thanksgiving Day.

Shoutout to all my homies with the funk of forty thousand years, rotting inside a corpse shell and whatnot.

"Dad, can you make chicken nuggets for my lunch?" "Sure, how many you want? Six...seven?"

But what if morale improves?

I see.

It will always be incredible when history is written that Trump attempted a coup d'etat and then was given the keys to the entire government a mere 4 years later.

I remember when they said this about abortion "Roe is safe, why are you freaking people out on purpose"

Makes me sad my home state will one day be mostly underwater. But I hope this bitch sinks first.

I will vote for any candidate who promises to put every single ICE agent in jail

Centrists' mealy mouth calls to compromise with Trumpism embolden these segregationists.

Republicans can kidnap children and tear down the White House without consequence, but Democrats better fucking know the difference between a second and third cousin.

radical antifa terrorism (complimentary)

the abundance movement is an op by dull centrists to pre-empt the real progressive reform required to defeat authoritarianism in favor of vibes-based Obama era corporatism that demonizes the regulatory state

Ken Paxton, who barely defends Texas state agencies doing their jobs in favor of laughable lawsuits (because nobody can stand to work there), once again devoting himself entirely to one non-Texan's agenda. Kind of tells you what the average Texas GOP primary voter cares about.

About who I’d expect

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”