a robust glass of wine

Oh, you're a big fan of myrrh, huh? Name three uses.

On Christmas Eve 2025, an extremely rich man got on social media to belittle calls for universal healthcare and scold people for being scolds.

President Loser Piece of Shit Nobody Likes

Never forget the reason for the season:

The actions of a chill, normal dude who's on the level.

Today we make our own dry rub, and we pat it down real good.

Merry Christmas. May you get some time for a blessed walk, or slipping off unnoticed to the garage.

Eight year olds, Dude.

It should not be so scandalous to preach the gospel straightforwardly but unfortunately it is a message many ostensible "Christians" need to hear.

I'm hearing that the Pope is now under investigation by the DOJ.

A Christmas Eve chill in the air. From the air conditioner.

Someone explain to TCW that it's still legal to not give a fuck what he thinks.

So they'll be concentrated? Into camps?

JD seems very confident and secure in his masculinity.

It would be cool if I could check a box score in a (non-gambling) sports app without scrolling past betting info first.

Colts uniforms black and blue in poignant tribute to Philip Rivers' body tomorrow morning.

The information must flow.

Yup. They do not get to slink away. They must be cast down.

It's not enough that they fail. They must suffer.

Every time I hear the Jackson Five's "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus," I think, whoa, Santa buddy, that is not the house to be trying that in.

I highly recommend watching this segment, not just because the CBS News execs and the White House didn’t want you to, but because these men were tortured and they deserved to have their voices heard.

A lot of clever people running around thinking they're smart, and you can't keep that up forever.

It's funny, and by funny I mean grim, how CBS hired Bari Weiss to do exactly what she just did, yet we have to play this whole discourse pantomime game of "But what does it MEEAAANNNN???"

Jeff Landry was mad about ridiculous college coach contracts. LSU is currently paying Lane Kiffin for Ole Miss wins. Surely Greenland will tremble before this Machiavellian mastermind.

Masked Singer reveal energy

Your brain doing the work is what develops it.

My daughter's a teen. It's sometimes hard for us to relate to each other. So, I'm grateful for the bonding moment we shared yesterday morning over Jake Paul getting his jaw broke.

The cool thing about camping is that, though it may take you a half day to pack and unpack the car, in the time in between you're dealing with bedding, food, and facilities much, much worse than your own.

I have been visited by 3 spirits.

"Endorses." So that's what they're calling it these days.

Look, it's not for me, but I don't think there's anything wrong with going to a Coldplay concert.

It's giving when they told us it was our patriotic duty to go shopping after 9/11.

It is ok and still legal not to talk to Bari Weiss.

That'll juice the ratings.

The one thing Americans can't be propagandized into is liking desperate, weird freaks.

Imagine going back in time and showing someone from 2005 whatever the fuck that just was.

And Memory Care

Welcome to White House Assisted Living Facility.

Everyone focus on Delaware Ragin' Cajuns. You can do this.

I'm not saying there's no amount of money you could pay me to watch him speak, but it would be well more than most could afford.

It makes me sad to be here, but I'm gonna check out the sale at JC Penney's and grab a pretzel on the way out.

Ooh so close to getting it.

On the internet, everyday is a day to blame structural imbalances on individual choices.

The Dolphins win-loss record is brilliant marketing in 2025.

Look at this run.

The wrong people keep dying.

In the United States, any asshole can have a platform. Only the biggest asshole gets to be president.

What a terrible end for a wonderful man. His work will endure.

Have been threatened with divorce if I don't stop imitating Benoit Blanc and am...considering my options.