if dems win congress next year they need to introduce an impeachment resolution against emil bove

seriously what the fuck do we do about this guy

It used to be so much easier on the internet. You’d have a video of a dramatic chipmunk and everyone would agree it was perfect but then you could add a little lightsaber to him and everyone would go huzzah now the text is even richer

this rules

Incredible video from Reddit (too large to upload the screencap). CBP agents attempt to detain a flower vendor and end up getting chased into a vacant lot by a crowd of teenagers. What a bunch of impotent sad sacks. www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...

The difference between the sociopathic and non-sociopathic takes is really quite stark

were any of them wearing hot dog costumes

KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true? HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart-- KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.

I get logged out of bluesky at least once a week on Android. Anyone else deal with this?

"What if we made an ad based on 'how do you do fellow kids'?"

Seriously, what is wrong with these people?

secretary breakfast gin is having a phallic one

Epstein’s War

Love 2 go to the doctor and not know what body part they’re analyzing

Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

Would you believe me if I told you it got so much worse from there

Shit. Pam Bondi has radicalized Reid Hoffman. 👀

Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject

Every 20 years we find out somebody gave Clinton head like a comet coming back into our orbit.

the guys looking the hardest for a crisis of masculinity are always looking in the wrongest places

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

"to the second Trump Administration" 👀

It's really weird to see people like Tucker Carlson and Megyn Kelly, who once had sweet corporate gigs, have to turn up the creep knob to compete with a generation of personalities that started with an iPhone and a mental disorder.

“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.

The government's intelligence gathering apparatus is literally "I saw this snuff film on X" now and I have no idea why people haven't realized this or still post there regularly like you're not feeding a government surveillance firehose.

my takeaway from this letter is that glenn youngkin, rector sheridan and their flunkies on the board are deeply dishonest people who are engaged, with the trump administration, in a mob-style shakedown against the university of virginia

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.

Friday

for no particular reason youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?...

It’s not over but when it is I will never, ever forget the “serious people” who buckled and compromised and abetted the torture and crime and murder for a fascist lottery ticket.

Everything so stupid but I have faith it can get stupider

Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.

oh wow that’s crazy oreos with bits of of oreos. in them Real Bits of Oreos

“The American people should ask themselves just what the president meant when he concluded every issue of Time Pedophiles with the motto ‘Three cheers for molestation, and may every historical era be another wonderful secret!’”

Here's an idea! Karoline Leavitt (age 29) should do the press conferences with her husband (age 60), just to remind Americans that there's nothing creepy at all about this, nothing creepy at all, nothing creepy

my audio is all messed up, all i can hear is "i am a huge piece of shit"

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

We are invited to assume that the New York Times did not know what Epstein was telling Landon Thomas about Trump. I decline to extend that charity. If Epstein wanted the NYT to write about it, he should have made it about a Democrat and gotten a white nationalist hacker to leak it to them.

holy shit -- the disclaimer CNN hosts read whenever they bring up Epstein is getting longer

You really gotta follow up on an underspecified claim like “we found 186k dead people.” People die every day, and the government is always going to be some amount behind in working out the administrative consequences, but that doesn’t mean the deceased’s EBT accounts were somehow used for fraud.

Waiting for the news to start treating this like a criminal issue, not a policy one

The Justices speaking, dressing, and acting like Fox News talent probably deserves more attention than it's received.

Hey folks I know there's a lot going on out there but a friend just got hit with a massive emergency medical bill if they're going to save her dog's life. If this is the type of thing you give charity dollars to, please help

mad libs-ass timeline