Don Jr. plans small, intimate wedding on Epstein Island.

Rest of Don Jr’s family asks, if the President doesn’t have to attend his wedding, do they have to.

President Trump says he would have hosted Don Jr.’s wedding at the White House but they don’t have a ballroom so 🤷‍♂️.

President Trump says that in lieu of attending his son’s wedding he will send him a personally-autographed MAGA hat.

CLIENT: These federal charges seem serious. What kind of sentence could I get? LAWYER: Depending on the next presidential election, you're looking at somewhere between life imprisonment and becoming a millionaire.

The arrow is pointing right at him.

That’s a fair point. Maybe Trump’s son didn’t want a decomposing almost-corpse at his wedding.

Seems like the GOP Senators should have to stay in from recess for misbehaving.

“I’m the President of the United States, I have higher national priorities than attending my son’s wedding. That ballroom isn’t going to build itself.”

“Other things like my standing Saturday and Sunday tee times.”

@merriam-webster.com is this true?

Be wary of Bluesky accounts being hacked by the Russians to spread propaganda. This account will always only bring you the pravda.

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

now that the IRS has dropped all the audits, Trump is going to release his tax returns, right? Right? ..... RIGHT???

It almost makes you question whether the two sides to the agreement were real adversaries.

I can think of one way to disprove it.

The Cuban Ballroom Crisis.

The Trump Administration accuses Russia of positioning a ballroom in Cuba within striking distance of the American mainland.

In honor of the court vindication of the First Amendment right to joke about Charlie Kirk’s death quote-post with your best joke about Charlie Kirk’s death.

RIP Charlie Kirk, you would have loved seeing someone’s First Amendment right to joke about your killing be vindicated, or at least so I’m told.

GROGU ARRESTED AT NARITA AIRPORT; NEARLY HALF A POUND OF MARIJUANA FOUND IN LUGGAGE (AP)

Ooh, weaponization fund recipient candidate!

Dear Stephen Colbert, You may be no fan of dictionaries or reference books, but we're fans of yours. ❤️ -The Wordinistas at Merriam-Webster

Barney Frank, the first openly gay member of Congress and host of the beloved children’s show “Barney & Friends,” has died at 86.

Sounds good buddy, you go do that.

It’s true, $2 wouldn’t help that teacher.

They should put the White House on wheels so the President never has to leave it.

If you quit eating for long enough you definitely cut down on your expenses.

Breaking: New addendum to DOJ agreement establishing January 6 fund sets aside an additional $1 billion for White House ballroom.

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

BOUND! At The Dyke Party

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Breaking: Addendum to Department of Justice agreement creating January 6 fund grants President Trump and his family a "Purge Day" during which they can "break all the laws."

In some attic there is a portrait of President Trump that is never aging.

Darwin’s Chariot rides again

James Comey, Letitia James and Jerome Powell line up to be reimbursed from President Trump's weaponization slush fund.

The Cybertruck can permanently serve as an anchor.

The attorney general in the next administration:

Spectator banned over white nationalist “Save America” banner selected as commissioner of January 6 compensation committee.

Honestly surprised he knows that many different names for a body of water.

Things President Trump has called The Reflecting Pool: - The Reflecting Pool - The Reflecting Pond - The Reflecting Lake

You’d think Todd Blanche would be comfortable saying the slush fund will exclude known child abusers as he already said it will exclude President Trump.

Best evidence yet that President Trump is an atheist.

Transgender for everybody

We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man

Man who hasn’t personally been to a gas station in 30 years doesn’t think about high gas prices.

The Chinese should be writing in God's language, American.