Following the Swiss model for currying favor with President Trump during a White House visit, Mohahammed bin Salman will present the President with a gold bone saw.

Likelihood that President Trump will resist making some joke or crack about the press during Mohammed bin Salman’s White House visit: zero.

Following the Swiss model for currying favor with President Trump during a White House visit, Mohahammed bin Salman will present the President with a gold bone saw.

There are three types of people in the world: those who are numerate and those who are not.

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

Will the Bubba who President Trump blew please stand up?

President Trump wants the Department of Justice to name the Epstein files after him.

Nothing else though, this is the only thing

Mr. President, how does the cost of a 2025 Thanksgiving meal compare with the cost of the 2017 Thanksgiving meal you had with Jeffrey Epstein?

I just realized that WICKED is almost totally ripped-off from The Wizard of Oz and I can’t believe people aren’t talking about it.

Pedophiles on X this week:

You’d have to waterboard me to admit this.

Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts

Every President is allowed to do one unconstitutional thing so long as they make it their signature policy.

The only person you’ll attract wearing Trump cologne is Bill Clinton.

Every President is allowed to do one unconstitutional thing so long as they make it their signature policy.

“It’s called ‘The Aristocrats!’”

Hitler Diary Reveals a Lost Berlin

“I never thought an unprincipled lying pedophile could end up disappointing me.”

Department of War Crimes

“Ladies and gentlemen, the Vicar of Christ and eight-time NBA Most Valuable Pontiff, Pope Leo XIV!” (Crowd roars.)

@merriam-webster.com is this true?

NY Times: 20,000 Epstein Estate Emails Reveal Gislaine Maxwell's Top Ten Goodreads Recommendations of 2016

I mean sure those emails implicate many people currently wielding power in our society including top government officials but the man who wrote them is dead. I mean sure that man was probably murdered on orders from some of those very same people trying to prevent their seeing the light of day but

“Accidentally”

Hitler Diary Reveals a Lost Berlin

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

Does he pay extra for this or are a certain number per month included in the subscription service?

“I never thought an unprincipled lying pedophile could end up disappointing me.”

If this were a Venn diagram it would be two really small circles. It’s quite remarkable actually.

OPERATION EASY RIDER OPERATION MIDNIGHT RUN OPERATION SOUTHERN COMFORT

Bill Clinton is the only person to have been President and to have been blown by a President.

It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"

He was making a list, And checking it twice. Was gonna find out who’s naughty and full of vice. Then President Trump had him murdered.

I wonder if President Trump’s narcissism will kick in and he’ll start bragging when he hears that former President Clinton said it was the best blow job he’s ever received.

Distracting people from my involvement in the Epstein secret elite child sex ring scandal by posting an image invoking a movie about a masked high-society orgy.

Breaking: President Trump's latest MRI reveals small pedophile inside him.

Only The Best™

It takes a village of idiots.

Waterfelate

If what it takes to unseat President Trump is he was best friends with, and most likely is himself, a pedophile, well so be it.

Margerine Tailor What’s In the Box (margerine is fake butter, she’s a fake Republican; tailor because she tailors her opinions to whatever suits her needs; Green is the color of envy which is a deadly sin, 7 deadly sins, the movie Se7en, what’s in the box) is such a loser!!!!

“Donald Trump became familiar with Presidential-themed balls after a meeting with William Jefferson Clinton.”

Have as much confidence in your life as the Catholic League does stepping in to define pedophilia.

🤔

The top card of the planned White House MMA fight is announced to be Donald J. Trump versus Marjorie Taylor Greene.