London in the good old days - before everyone's feet pointed forwards.

xAI launches Grok CSAM.

Mayor Zohran Mandami’s crime reduction strategy notches early win.

Whether it's children's aspirin or children, President Trump just can't keep his hands off them.

The daily amount of aspirin that President Trump is taking is what they give to people who just had heat attacks and to pedophiles.

“I hope you will accept my sincere apology” said the word processor.

Oh well as long as it’s sorry.

Mayor Zohran Mandami’s crime reduction strategy notches early win.

Breaking: Former New York City mayor leaves city after current mayor’s swearing in.

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

New York Post criticizes New York mayor Zohran Mamdani for not yet accomplishing all that he set out to do as mayor.

day one in mamdani’s new york

Local man who says “I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart” also makes national recommendations on appropriate Tylenol usage and child vaccination schedule.

This tracks.

NeyYork City mayor Zohran Mamdani launches ambitious “100 Mosques in 100 Days” plan.

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

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President Trump deletes and reposts deranged Truth Social post to correct “TINA PETTERS” typo.

How many lawyers does it take to search for and redact the words “Donald” and “Trump”?

Spending the waning hours of 2025 deleting 4,000 end of year charitable gift solicitation emails.

Australians, tell us how 2026 is looking so far.

War and Peace? In this economy?

Leading in to midnight New Year’s Eve there should be a countdown to zero of your paid-in health insurance deductible.

Don’t dwell on the mistakes you made over the past year, look forward to the mistakes you’re going to make in the new year.

PSA: 2025 IS NOT RECYCLABLE. Please dispose of in trash.

Please do not unwrap 2026, if in the first 30 days we end up not liking it we can return it.

Much of the Presidential criminality, up to 90%, is caused by people named, prominently, in the Epstein files.

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus https://theonion.com/witnesses-assumed-charlie-kirk-shooter-was-just-ordinary-gunman-on-school-campus/

Why don’t people simply choose not to get the flu.

Boycotting Constitution Hall because the DAR won’t let Marian Anderson sing has costs. It may end opera. Is that worth it? By Megan McArdle, 1939

Most of the patrons who do not show up at the Kennedy Center will show up at the many alternative DC theater options.

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

Florida man spending $350 million to build a ballroom considers bringing suit against Powell for building project incompetence.

“If an actor like me dares question the tribe of Democrats and is a bad actor with a strong of unsuccessful movies, that's it. You're out of Hollywood."

wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French

Florida man spending $350 million to build a ballroom considers bringing suit against Powell for building project incompetence.

Let’s all practice billionaire positivity. Step one: have a billion dollars.

Due to cutbacks 2026 will be a repeat of 2025.

Washington press corps threading the needle between writing their books after having enough material for a bestseller and publishing their books before President Trump bans book sales.

Why don’t they replace the military with a defense savings account.

Maybe the records “committed suicide.”

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

RFK Jr. will not rest until U.S. measles cases are at a 100-year high.

@wilwheaton.net is this true