It's true that without Donald Trump there wouldn't really be any Epstein files.

"A little more time being 2-3 weeks?"

I hope everyone has a Good Friday.

Pam Bondi waking up today reflexively reaching for her redacting Sharpie.

Surely the Administration that ordered double tap strikes on Venezuelan fishermen wouldn’t also order double tap strikes on Iranian civilians.

Kids who read the backs of cereal boxes are more well read than President Trump.

DoJ unfurls large "Coverup Accomplished" banner.

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

“Pam Bondi is expected to try to invoke attorney-pedophile privilege to avoid testifying about the Epstein files in front of the House Oversight Committee.”

DoJ unfurls large "Coverup Accomplished" banner.

Call an ambulance But not for me

Smart, always keep your boss apprised of what you're working on.

President Trump and Pam Bondi may have split up but they'll always have the memories of all the crimes they committed together.

Pam Bondi announces her new private practice representing pedophiles, citing her "deep experience."

I mean who knows more about being criminally charged?

"This is the most unpopular war in American history. We have to end it". Oh my god, how high school brained are you? Unpopular people or things are bad and we should end them? Boy, the cool kid bullies never stop bullying.

Matt Gaetz updating his resume...

Jet fuel prices really taking off.

NASA Worried Moon Won’t Remember Them https://theonion.com/nasa-worried-moon-won-t-remember-them-1849492372/

has anyone let pam bondi know how high the DOW is? that always seemed to cheer her up

The next Attorney General needs to be a respected expert on the varied ins and outs of the judicial system and be able to win back the American people's confidence in the unbiased administration of justice. As it happens, I can think of one person who is available and fits the bill.

Pam Bondi demoted from Attorney General to Attorney, Private.

Maybe after clearing out her office Pam Bondi will now conveniently find the Epstein client list that had been on her desk.

Pam Bondi reluctantly returns her matching “BFF 4EVER” bracelet to President Trump.

Pam Bondi says she is retiring to spend more time protecting child predators.

Pam Bondi allowed to keep a redacting marker as parting gift.

Funny that the man once most famous for saying “You’re fired!” is unwilling to say he fired either Noem or Bondi.

Pam Bondi being taken to her "much needed and important new job in the private sector."

wow, looks like a rough patch for stocks AND bondis

Pam Bondi being taken to her "much needed and important new job in the private sector."

She didn't even get a soft landing with a made-up position like "Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas." Go find a private sector job lol

Better get that pardon now Pam.

I guess President Trump REALLY wasn't happy about that Supreme Court oral argument.

President Trump slowly eliminating all of the women in his Cabinet.

Roses are red My memes are way tired But at least I can take solace that

NASA astronaut trying to make an e-mail client other than Microsoft Outlook the default.

NASA astronauts relieved to have Microsoft Outlook back up and running so they can set up their out of office replies.

In space no one can hear you scream at IT support.

How your email finds them.

This lunar mission could have been an email.

Elon Musk expresses surprise that a rocket can take off without exploding.

In a royal address to a joint session of Congress marking the 250th anniversary of America’s independence from Britain, King Charles III is expected to say that the war has never ended and order the King’s Guards accompanying him to seize the rebel Congress.

Clippy is going to take down a NASA lunar mission.

Marines scramble to reassure families after report of ICE at boot camp graduation ceremonies, assuring them that ICE will instead detain them at churches, emergency rooms and elementary schools like the rest of America.

Some guy in Abuja logging in to his Microsoft Helpdesk session and seeing the ticket "Can't find the moon"