seeing all the trump-FIFA stuff and i’m making the call to root, anti-colonially, for Belgium. now to look up anything they ever did just to make sure,

Sen. McConnell is communicating with staff via ouija board.

Sen. McConnell is ‘continuing his recovery’ in the afterlife.

France to President Trump:

Steely Danish

FIFA President Gianni Infantino defends his actions, saying he’s willing to corrupt the appeals process on behalf of any country if the price is right.

President Trump announces that when Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito retires he will nominate as his replacement FIFA President Gianni Infantino.

I hope her cousin's friend's balls are doing okay.

data visualization is my passion.

In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court incorporates “lol we can do whatever we want” clause of FIFA regulations into Article II of the U.S. Constitution.

FIFA referee to be investigated for mortgage fraud.

The famous Strait of Hormuz nobody ever heard of.

This time tomorrow, we'll be prosecuting the Belgian national team for vandalizing the reflecting pool liner.

Heirbnb.

In a controversial ruling, FIFA President Infantino finds that there is no algae in the Reflecting Pool.

In a 6-3 ruling, the Supreme Court allows Infantino to keep his job.

President Trump shouldn’t meddle in sports and stay in his lane, graft and killing people.

As in 1066 England will prevail against the Norwegians before tragically losing to the French a couple of weeks later.

President says that during his call with FIFA President Infantino he simply asked him to find the 11,780 votes needed to overturn the Balogun suspension.

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

Mexico can still win if Infantino has the courage.

England’s biggest win since World War II.

way to go ted lasso nice job

England is currently leading Mexico 2-1 at the half but the mail-in goals haven't yet been tallied.

“We just hope everyone has a good time.”

The United States has both a New England and a New Mexico so is officially neutral with respect to this match.

And I'm proud to be a Canadian Where at least I know poutine’s free

I absolutely believe the women’s team can cheat just as well as the men and that’s what makes me an ally

President Trump appeals red card handed to Mitch McConnell by Death.

In a surprising ruling, FIFA overturns U.S. loss to Iran.

This is NOT what the FIFA World Cup is about. The FIFA World Cup is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

From the Discord.

McConnell staff say he is simply enjoying a pausa de hidratación.

Come on people. If Trump had really struck a deal with FIFA, Balogun would be suspended for the next two years, Belgium would be given a 2-0 lead to start Monday's game, and we'd all have to pay FIFA $10 to watch the game.

President Trump appeals E. Jean Carroll ruling to FIFA.

‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens

Just heard FIFA declared Mitch McConnell cleared to play tomorrow? Do I have that right?

Following Folarun Balogun's unsuspension, a piqued Belgium diamond group asks for its bribe back.

President Trump announces that from here on out, any country that defeats the USMNT in the World Cup will be invaded.

President Trump asks FIFA if they can unsuspend the Strait of Hormuz closure.

Unfortunately they can’t release McConnell’s latest EKG as proof of life because he hasn’t had a functioning heart his entire life.

In a surprise World Cup development, FIFA officials announce it’s actually Belgium who must play one man down in its match against the U.S.

Good to know!

In other news, the United States has dropped its mortgage fraud investigation of FIFA President Gianni Infantino.

Schrödinger’s Senator

America is half off today.

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).