White supremacy is just a job you do, like architect or serial killer

"Maybe the real issue is with the people who DIDN'T visit Epstein Island."

I never thought AI would eat MY face.

“Another reform they claim they want is they want ICE agents to have a judicial warrant to enter their homes. But they want to freely come and go from their own homes. I mean, this stuff is just intellectually inconsistent."

M&Ms CEO: 'most, if not all' meals can be replaced by M&Ms within 12-18 months

For my British followers remember, two nations divided by a common language.

“There wouldn’t be any cost overruns if it were named after President Trump.”

Who gave them the name proctologist and not

2 Advil 2 Action

There should be a word to describe the surprise of learning someone famous was still alive when their death is publicly announced.

"Curling is the pickleball of the Winter Olympics."

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

Lettuce Now Praise Fascist Men

“We’re seeing the stock market over one Tom Homan bribe.”

The Epstein class is the only class Donald Trump was ever head of.

I have snorted the cocaine that was on the toilet seat and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me It was euphoric so stimulating and so pleasurable

Tom Massie should make clear he doesn’t collect poison dart frogs.

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

I will issue an executive order countermanding this, which will have as much legal force and effect as the original order.

Fuck ICE.

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

I can’t believe Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend would do this.

Massie seeks to avoid being Epsteined.

mods on vacation. time to deep fry a turkey inside the house

Apologies, I couldn’t resist…

And he needs increased security protection because he condemned millions to die by cutting USAID funding. 🤷‍♂️

Kristi Noem: "I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the security blanket of the very freedom that I travel with and then questions the manner in which I travel with it."

If we give Kristi Noem her blankie back will she call off her ICE thugs?

Is it just me or has every day of 2026 been Friday the 13th?

An emboldened President Trump revokes scientific finding on tides.

President Trump orders the Pentagon to return to using coal-powered ships.

I’m beginning to think that precision in facts is not President Trump’s forte.

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

What is he not scared of because he chainsawed off a whale’s head?

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem needs her security blanket.

Jeffrey Epstein would have loved Grok.

I think it's nice when there's a big snowstorm and the next day people put chairs out in the street to give away.

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Never Forget

Donald Trump: "We are the only country in the world* that uses mail-in voting." *Other than Australia Austria, Belgium Canada Czechia Denmark Finland France Germany Greece Hungary India Indonesia Italy Latvia Malaysia Mexico Norway Philippines Poland Singapore Spain Sweden Switzerland and the UK.

I guess he can continue in his current day job of white nationalist.

Pam Bondi announces that if the Dow closes over 60,000 the next day will be a national Purge day.

Mike Johnson knows he wouldn’t want anyone tracking his or his son’s search history.

“We will no longer be detaining immigrants in Minneapolis but we will be leaving a quick reaction force to battle citizens.”

first time in new york since zohran took office and other than having to recite the shahada on arrival at laguardia nothing much has changed

[handcuffed] officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).