Current health observations would suggest otherwise.

Barney Frank, the first openly gay member of Congress and host of the beloved children’s show “Barney & Friends,” has died at 86.

President Trump on the U.S. Department of Justice and the Federal Bureau of Investigation:

How does President Trump find the time to watch the official Chinese reception of the Russian President between building his ballroom and playing golf?

Sounds good buddy, you go do that.

It’s true, $2 wouldn’t help that teacher.

They should put the White House on wheels so the President never has to leave it.

If you quit eating for long enough you definitely cut down on your expenses.

Breaking: New addendum to DOJ agreement establishing January 6 fund sets aside an additional $1 billion for White House ballroom.

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

BOUND! At The Dyke Party

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Breaking: Addendum to Department of Justice agreement creating January 6 fund grants President Trump and his family a "Purge Day" during which they can "break all the laws."

In some attic there is a portrait of President Trump that is never aging.

Darwin’s Chariot rides again

James Comey, Letitia James and Jerome Powell line up to be reimbursed from President Trump's weaponization slush fund.

The Cybertruck can permanently serve as an anchor.

The attorney general in the next administration:

Spectator banned over white nationalist “Save America” banner selected as commissioner of January 6 compensation committee.

Honestly surprised he knows that many different names for a body of water.

Things President Trump has called The Reflecting Pool: - The Reflecting Pool - The Reflecting Pond - The Reflecting Lake

You’d think Todd Blanche would be comfortable saying the slush fund will exclude known child abusers as he already said it will exclude President Trump.

Best evidence yet that President Trump is an atheist.

Transgender for everybody

We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man

Man who hasn’t personally been to a gas station in 30 years doesn’t think about high gas prices.

The Chinese should be writing in God's language, American.

I can't believe the audacity of people in China writing all in Chinese.

The American Navy essentially controlling the Strait of Hormuz.

[restaurant] waiter: would you like water? me: yes please waiter: still? me: I literally just said yes

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

President-involved plundering

The January 6 compensation committee:

If only there was a backup way to read the student's names.

Damn, how long do wolves live?

"I know very little about and wasn't involved in the whole creation of the fund created to settle my personal $10 billion lawsuit."

He used to say the same thing at Epstein parties.

"Using TrumpRx may lead to side effects such as eye closure. Consult your doctor if you experience face droopiness."

In an unusual flight path, jet flies into World Trade Center.

So I *thought* we were keeping it a secret but this is who I’m in a throuple with

Since President Trump was the biggest insurrectionist does he get the lion's share of the $1.776 billion?

I provide more written instructions to the dog sitter when I leave town.

Disbursing $1.776 billion in taxpayer funds via a one page document half of which is defensive language as to why it's legal and appropriate and no provisions related to oversight.

President Trump asks aides if he can settle with the Department of Justice to open the Strait of Hormuz.

If you see sudden, out of character increased spending by your neighbor, like buying a new boat or going on an expensive vacation, they may have won the lottery or stormed the U.S. Capitol on January 6.

President Trump would set up a weaponization fund to compensate the pedophiles in the Epstein files but none of them has been prosecuted.

"What do you do for a living?" "Insurrectionist. It pays the bills."