Uff da

I want to sleep with his dead wife The Movie

Cat facts.

with our luck he gets superpowers

So inflation is good when it comes to recklessly bombing a country most Americans can't find on a map, but not when it comes to a once in a generation pandemic where you're paying people a living wage so they can survive? Got it.

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Yeah but Kamala had a weird laugh.

Double Dragon creator Yoshihisa Kishimoto dies, aged 64 - "Please continue to enjoy my father's works with a smile in the future" www.eurogamer.net/double-drago...

Why are folks not asking more questions about this FBI complaint in the Epstein Files? www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

Green Day: “don’t wanna be an American Idiot” Page Six:

You can do everything legally when interacting with ICE, but I have no confidence that ICE will respond legally or be held accountable in any way. It kind of reminds me of this image. ICE is holding a gun to us and they do not intend on acting within the bounds of the law.

I Love Graffiti.

roll a deception check with disadvantage

This is what I look like when someone is explaining a new board game's rules to me

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

This post is getting ratioed on X because all the Democrats are like "no they're not" and all the Republicans are like "no we're not"

Portland doesn’t need the military. Portland has its own defenses.

Every lawyer working for Tylenol tonight

So does this mean that anyone celebrating Tom Homan getting caught accepting bribes means losing your job?

Highly disturbing open.substack.com/pub/erininth...

Disney learned nothing from Andor.

The pro-life party is at it again. Also, lethal injection like the cheap kind that results in a horrific painful death?

I am having a hard time reconciling "Charlie Kirk was a fierce advocate of open dialogue and free expression" with "we must identify and persecute everyone who is insufficiently mournful"

Meanwhile AI is still a great advancement, congrats techbrahs

Another day - another high school shooting in America. When is enough is going to be enough with these guns?

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

this is the future liberals want

Brought to you by the same people who insisted that the Supreme Court would never overturn Roe v Wade.

This is A+ trolling

This is brilliant. For Philly, the underrated is the Wawa Italian hoagie for its oil and oregano. But I'd have to go with a pizza steak for how much of a visual mess it creates. For Connecticut it has to be a good NY or Greek style pizza. And for Central Mass 100% Woopie pie.

Is it revolting? Yes. Did I laugh hard enough to snort soda through my nose because I lack the maturity of most men my age? Also yes.

civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser

Tired: Millions of lines of COBOL written in the 1960s no one understands. Wired: Billions of lines of Python written by AI last week no one understands.

if i brought this product to a party of my friends they would rightfully beat me to death

Man ... fuck you! I'm not that old.

Silicon Valley is lighting hundreds of billions of dollars on fire to generate this slop.

We now have two levels of taking down a CEO. The Luigi and now the Coldplay.

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Save and post all these pictures in the future museum to somberly memorialize this sad chapter of our nation's history.

Call it what it is: Alligator Auschwitz We've gone from "we don't have a problem with legal immigrants, it's just the iLLeGAls we don't want" to calls for a soft-holocaust in less than a month

Look, we have showers, ovens, and chutes to send loose meat and bones to feed the allegators.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States.