Breaking: US jobs numbers for month of March have been revised downward.

My buddy @chadkultgen.bsky.social and I just released a new episode of Sol Ringers where we discuss some of the best bangers everyone is sleeping on. Play these or go to hell. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOSk...

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That's totally disrespectful. Imagine you worked hard your entire life to create a company that manufactures trash cans only to have someone throw Pam Bondi's face in it.

If you support MAGA and feel betrayed that gas prices are up, grocery prices are up, coffee has become unaffordable, you're losing health insurance and we're embroiled in another war, there's something you can do!

Every other short / reel on social media has the hardest-hitting, grittiest/dark phonk you've ever heard and it's just playing over "top 5 low-calorie snacks for the kids to enjoy on summer break"

RIP to Chuck Norris! Back in the late 2000s, Maddox / @maddox.xmission.com wrote a book called The Alphabet of Manliness? Well, here is my autographed copy, with a chapter on the martial arts master himself. Old school. #ChuckNorris #RIP #CultActor #CanonFilms

I would love to see the fridge of an IPA drinker to see what they really drink when they're not pretending to like IPAs.

AITA for going to war without consulting my allies, but expecting them to be on the hook for the cost of said war?

now my night is ruined

DLSS 5 looks amazingly

New, from the anti-pronoun crowd: "It's not a war, it identifies as a special operation."

Hey cool, now we're bombing "just for fun." This is a real thing said by Pedolf. We've spent $11.3 billion in munitions in the first week of the war alone. So we're going to war and spending billions, putting the entire region in conflict, putting lives at risk "just for fun"?

Getting ready for Iran to strike Los Angeles like

Protect the children! Oops, jk!

The oligarchs developing AI-tech that will be used in the mechanized law-enforcement of the near-future will put back doors in their systems to give them impunity for the laws they break. The corruption will be embedded into the system.

Man, if I had an electric car company, it sure would be convenient for me to put a megalomaniacal sociopath in power to go to war in the middle east. That would cause gas prices to spike, which would increase demand for my EV cars. I bet I'd become a trillionaire if I did that.

It's nice to see that people of all political backgrounds can set aside their differences and come together to bully the CEO of McDonald's.

Get ready to ruin your panties nerds, my buddy Chad and I are starting a Magic the Gathering show. If you're not into MTG, good. More cards for us. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmD5...

Any opportunity to repost this banger

How would you feel if you were implicated in the largest pedophile ring in modern history and your name appeared more than anyone else's, along with multiple credible reports of sexually assaulting 13-year-olds and the only way to get the heat off your back was to start a war? Stop jugding others!!1

"OMG CHATGPT IS WOKE!!!" Everyone's stupid obsession on Twitter this week was asking ChatGPT an idiotic reductive question forcing it into a binary response and then getting outraged at the response they forced it to give. Dumb.

Fuck it, Democrats should simultaneously broadcast an alternate State of the Union address starring Kid Rock just to stir the pot.

Pretty proud of this one.

Weird...

If they don't want to be called nazis, why do they keep imitating Hitler?

The character Kisarah in Aggressors of Darkness on Neo Geo has a move where she "cucks" her opponent by blowing a heart-kiss towards them, then when it lands, she turns around and kisses another guy while her opponent watches, making the character die from being cucked.

You want the government to start solving problems and holding pedos accountable? Well the DOW is over 50,000 if you even care.

What's a meme you think about all the time? Mine is this one from the new Nosferatu... I quote it all the time. For example if my girlfriend had a bad day, I'll use the Nosferatu accent and tell her that if it'll cheer her up, I'll let her "bounce on it.. kraaaazzy style..." (always works, lifehack)

During a hearing where the senate grilled AG Pam Bondi about a billionaire pedophile ring, she pointed out that the stock market hit historic highs... so in other words, her answer was "we just made a bunch of new billionaires!" Cool!

"Nobody understands a word this guy is saying," Trump said about Bad Bunny's halftime show, as he vented his frustration from his compound at Mar-A-Lago which is adorned with Spanish tile and named after the Spanish phrase "mar a lago" which means "sea to lake..."

And require you to send us personal documents to prove your age even though we'll happily harvest and sell your data if you're a child and still somehow manage to allow pornography to cross your path.

Social media 2008: it'll help you connect with your friends and family and feel less alone! Social media 2026: here, talk to this robot while we harvest your personal data and chat logs for a mass government-surveillance database run by & for pedophiles

ICE agent or suspect in Nancy Guthrie's kidnapping? Difficulty: nightmare mode

I'm a big believer in statistics.

the "green bubble" slur ends NOW.

THE BEST SKEETS IN THE UNIVERSE DOT COM Since we're having an outpouring of appreciation for Maddox The Pirate, I just wanted to say I'd been following your site since 2003 or so, I reckon.

I'm not saying we can conclude anything, but based on the fact that the majority of emails in the Epstein files have "sent from iPhone" signatures, it seems like Android users are statistically less likely to be pedophiles.

This book I signed years ago popped up on my feed today

nobody told me that Maddox is here

Elon was going to bring his wife to Epstein’s Island? Well that settles it then! No famous billionaire's partner was ever involved in anything nefarious on pedo island.

Ah yes, the old "too rich, too powerful, too handsome" to be a creep defense, aka, the ol' Roman Polanski / R. Kelly / Diddy / Danny Masterson / Kirk Douglas / Bill Cosby / Kevin Spacey defense...

"He never went to the island" oh thank God! I was worried for a second that a guy who partied for 15 years with a notorious child sex trafficker may have taken part in some illicit activities, which by the pedophile code-of-honor, ONLY happens on pedo-island and nowhere else.

Meanwhile on dorklord's dumbshit propaganda site, Xchan, not one of the top-10 trending stories is about the Epstein files after the biggest bombshell dropped on one of the biggest news stories since 2019 (conveniently on Friday after news cycles).

One thing almost no one is talking about in the Epstein files is how bad billionaires are at typing/texting. All of them type like absolute morons, POTUS not withstanding. They type like teenagers.. I guess it makes sense since that's who they're talking to most, but still.

This Epstein shit is so insane, we're about to announce the US is going to wars with countries you've never heard of on Monday. Cue fire bombs in Minnesota to escalate the chaos. Anything to keep this out of the news cycle...

Damn, Microsoft's founder caught spreading viruses and quietly trying to roll out the patch

"...BUT THE TAILLIGHT!!!" This is going to be the hill the gestapo-lovers are going to die on.

Holy shit, Alex Pretti may have kicked a tail light prior to ICE executing him? Why didn't anyone say so? I guess he needed to be shot in the back 10 times on the ground 11-days later for an unrelated event by a different group of people. It's called delayed capital punishment, look it up libtards!

Tough decisions ICE agents have to make every day