Wait, Brendan Carr is *younger* than me?

If the next Luigi goes after a pharma exec, there's not a jury in the world that would convict. www.npr.org/sections/hea...

This is fake. Just more FB clickbait.

Lee Greenwood is sounding *rough*.

is she saying God did a false flag?

i hear what you're saying but "then i will face god and walk backwards into hell" is one of the best sentences english has ever conceived and i sometimes forget its about getting banned from the zoo for hollering at the monkeys

I’m honestly starting to wonder if Mace is unwell or just running for governor.

What on earth are you babbling about?

Today’s Goon Squad is brought to you in part by the Black Rifle Coffee Company.

I deactivated my Facebook when it gave me an actual notification inviting me to join their Dating service, enticing me (GenX) with pictures of three young women adjacent to my network. One of them was my buddy's nineteen year old daughter I was present for the birth of. PedoCon theory abides.

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They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

real macho man we got here. threat neutralized soldier, good job. looks like you really needed that call of duty max loadout

one extremely funny thing about Candice Owens is that her first appearance on the public scene was in the late 2000s, promoting an app idea she had on feminist blogs where you could report people who needed to be cancelled

<jazz hands> The Libertarian Party of New Hampshire!

I have no idea what this account is talking about but I sure do like the graphics.

You couldn’t make Jimmy Kimmel Live! today.

lol. Nothing matters.

The administration is extraordinarily and increasingly unpopular. They’re incompetent and vastly undermanned. They’re flailing in the courts even with the assists from their colleagues on SCOTUS. Inflation is skyrocketing and jobs are disappearing. There’s no reason to roll over for them!

*TRUMP: IF TV SHOWS 'HIT TRUMP' SHOULD BE DISCUSSED ON LICENSES *TRUMP ON TV SHOWS CRITICIZING HIM: THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO

STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I am sensitive to the First Amendment, BAYLESS: Absolutely STEPHEN A: BUT!

So I'm going to be doing a Corsi-Rosenthal box build demonstration at the Oak Park library branch (San Diego) tomorrow at 3pm if anybody is interested. I will give away as much in materials as I can afford which is probably like 3 small boxes, but hopefully this will help someone, somewhere

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

"The government proffered that it was in the process of drafting a search warrant for seized phone. But search for what? Drug trafficking requires dealers, suppliers, and co-conspirators communicating in secret. Marijuana possession requires money and a metro card."

Just coincidental timing, guys!

For the morning crew... I am very bad at asking for support for my work but if you're out there looking for media that isn't caving to nonsense and is calling it out... 👋

Also, it's notable how they got bailed out for years and years with the claim, "these are the people who feed us" when, no. These are the people growing commodity corn and soy for export, largely so they don't have to pay taxes on their large land holdings.

well, fuck, this is *definitely* rabies isn’t it?

Here’s what a Ball State University employee said that led to their termination:

Oh, hey, what happened to him after that?

Sure, they’re building concentration camps and rounding up people based on ethnicity. Murdering people without trials. Publicly plotting the genocide of marginalized groups. Punishing speech critical of the regime. But don’t call them Nazis, that would be uncivil!

The WaPo’s law and politics columnist doesn’t understand that Murthy was a standing ruling— a decision fundamentally about states trying to intervene on behalf of alleged jawboning victims with a handful of individual plaintiffs thrown in as an afterthought— and ignores Vullo entirely. Yikes.

You will be shocked to learn that not one of the free speech warriors involved in the Twitter Files nonsense has tweeted about the Kimmel story. Taibbi takes the cake, though. After the Kimmel story broke, he tweeted about the dire government threat to free speech outlined in the ... Twitter Files.

Has Taibbi found a way to defend this yet?

a good arbiter of how close we are to bad hybrid regime shit is if the political comedy shows start getting pulled for whatever reason

Trump: Jimmy Kimmel is next Trump admin: We will definitely exploit this murder to censor our critics Carr: ABC must fire Jimmy Kimmel ABC, minutes later: We have suspended Jimmy Kimmel Anti-cancel culture crusader: I sure wish this clear business decision didn’t look so much like censorship!

Ilya Shapiro remains the least serious "libertarian" on Earth (and there is a ton of competition for that title).

here's a direct link to canceling your Disney+ account. post your cancellations in the comments. www.disneyplus.com/commerce/acc...

In 10 years, everyone will always have been against this.

Jimmy Fallon Executed After Ending Show's 20 Minute Moment of Silence for Charlie Kirk 8 Seconds Early

Milo must feel awful dumb, blowing up his career defending pedophilia when he could have just waited a few years until it was the core uniting principle of the GOP.

perhaps nothing is more ingrained in our collective consciousness than the idea that if you get angry enough and have nothing else you feel like living for, the standard move is to pick up a gun and go find someone(s) to use it on.

Unfortunately, this might have been the only time so far today that Patel was actually correct. Rep. Crockett is mistaken here.

KAMLAGER-DOVE: Dylan Roof, who followed white supremacist propaganda, murdered 9 Black parishioners in 2015. Do you deny this? PATEL: I'm sorry. Dylan Roof? Can you give me more information? KAMLAGER-DOVE: You're head of the FBI

Jim Jordan helping to cover up a sexual abuse scandal? Now I've seen everything!

Charlie Kirk would have batted in Reggie Jackson's slot in game 6 of the 1977 world series.

Donald Trump is in the Epstein Files, confirmed.

MAGA chuds are the biggest fucking babies.