Honestly I would pay a small premium for an S&P499 (S&P500 minus Tesla) index fund

Optimus will overturn the fundamentals of economics to an extent that we may not even need money in the future, Musk says, and yet he still recommends people "hold onto your Tesla stock," which seems like a kind of mixed message.

Packing the court is the moderate option.

best part of this is how elon musk's definition of "swindler" is also the most concise possible summary of how he became a billionaire

Don’t forget that the sandwich guy was released at the scene and then re-arrested in a raid by a full tactical team. They were willing to kill him and and any neighbors in the way to get propaganda footage of the “arrest”.

HELL YES

I've been craving a sub sandwich since this stupid trial started.

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

Watch how RFK quickly sneaks out to get his field butchering kit.

please please please

He actually said 135 *billion* pounds. And unless he's talking about £, that's physically impossible.

After complaining about his predecessor's use of FBI jets, Kash Patel is now spending hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of taxpayer dollars so he can get his ashes hauled on a Nashville runway.

“we should kill more people with less due process” is a completely unhinged and genuinely evil take

I thought he was just a guy from LI who didn't want to have to live in NYC under Mamdani. I was wrong, he's from NYC. He has financial ties to Israel and no firefighting experience (he was appointed last summer and uhm a lot was going on). From wikipedia.

Introducing Ozzy! This prehensile-tailed porcupine, Zoo Boise's newest resident, is already becoming a star. 🌠 Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy. 📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S

this is my proudest moment

TRANS RIGHTS ARE A WINNING POLITICAL ISSUE Every single centrist claiming we must all compromise our bodily autonomy for their personal comfort is a traitor to American democracy & rational human decency. They have no place in a modern Democratic Party, toss them out. Total liberation for all.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

lololololol these assholes never move out

stay tuned

lmaoooooo

as a vote-blue-no-matter-who democrat, I am excited for this November when we are going to elect Mikie Sherrill, Abigail Spanberger, and Zohran Mamdani

Wonder if we’ll get a new one

I don't think Abigail Spanberger is the savior of the republic or anything but I am glad to see the playbook of transphobic fearmongering rebuked at the ballot box and I am relieved to have a governor who I know will protect the community.

May all terrible people be sad tonight.

get rekt, Ackman

"Subscription required", lmaoooooo

Update #2: Ackman is still convinced Cuomo is going to win, and has proposed Cuomo adopt the slogan "MNYGA"

This needs to be shared more widely. It's on Facebook, which AFAIK doesn't allow direct links to its posts. Terry clearly wants it to be shared, so I don't feel bad about posting it in multiple screenshots. Terry Wallace was the director of the Los Alamos National Laboratory.

Since Q is a boomer who doesn't understand technology I have done you all the favor of posting this insane footage

Looks like X is juicing web visit numbers by opening a browser WebView in the background whether the user visits the link or not. They've re-invented pop-under fraud (allegedly). news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4580...

A: Sig has sucked for a while so fuck them already B: Really?

Trump endorsed Cuomo, and a whole bunch of MAGA dipshits like Bill Ackman endorsed Cuomo, but sure, it's all just a ploy.

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day. certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

this is achieving levels of 2003-era racist grandpa cringe that cannot be measured with any known scientific instruments www.whitehouse.gov/mysafespace/

Two of the paper's authors are employees of the company who sponsored it (one is their Co-Founder & CISO). The paper's Principal Researcher, who is also the Cybersecurity Director of MIT Sloan, is on the advisory board of said company. I'll take "what is a conflict of interest" for $500, Alex. 2/3

People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.

Kavanaugh, stop

Me, whenever a Peloton class playlist includes Imagine Dragons:

Even Karoline Leavitt would balk at being this farcically dishonest.

Turning Point USA spokesperson Andrew Kolvet after helping to generate a bunch of harassment and getting a group of teachers doxed and then realizing he’s a dipshit: okay but IT FEELS REAL and that says something about society

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

lmao

NYC you must vote for this man

I’m glad the Europeans are checking in to tell us what real Americans think.

“Individuals on the ground sent a message that reached us Monday morning that 1,200 were dead,” Nathaniel Raymond, the lab’s executive director, said. “By that evening, they said 10,000. By Tuesday, we couldn’t reach them anymore. We assume our ground contacts are dead.”

Yikes, a famous jazz musician who played with Jack DeJohnette just posted a remembrance with this picture.