VAR sucks.

Air Bud eating the intestines of a teen on the ol b-ball court. Everyone is screaming

I’m indifferent to big butts and I lie like a mother fucker

This World Cup we're being out-fanned on every level

"So yeah, I used AI to -" *mental dial tone*

Good morning

Thank you for posting this, government of Mexico.

Moving 21 cats into the Rose Garden as part of our feline arms race with Mexico.

there are three kinds of people: 1) “five minutes!” “thank you, five!” 2) “five minutes!” “heard!” 3) everyone else

Each year, BLM provides an exception to its no fireworks rule for the Bonneville Salt Flats on the Fourth of July because it offers an area where the risk of wildfires is almost zero. https://www.abc4.com/news/bonneville-salt-flats-fireworks-fourth-of-july/ 

Appears to be fascia from the wall lifted moments before. The wall itself will have been lifted by a chain motor, probably on a truss. It's likely the fascia caught on something and was only connected with unrated hardware, causing that section to detach and fall. Use certified riggers, people.

suck on this, Vance

which team to root for in the world cup: not colonizer > underdog > no famous dickheads > hotter players

Most polycules in France are Puritanical and controversial

The Italian spinoff of Netflix's "Rhythm and Flow" reality TV rap competition has everything: all white judging panels, few to no Black contestants, and misogynistic and transphobic lyrics aired without any pushback.

I am low-key obsessed with this pair of Chinese designers, in no small part because the model guy is SERVING.

what i love about bsky is you can follow actors, comedians, and shitposters like on the bird app, but here they're all quote-posting Steve Vladek

Second apparently this was a close case for this Court. As it stands the decision is 6-3. In 1898 the Court’s decision protecting birthright citizenship, Won Kim Ark v. U.S., was 6-2. That means this SCOTUS is either on par w/or to the right of the 1898 Court - the same SCOTUS that decided Plessy!

Kavanaugh, Thomas, Gorsuch, and Alito should be impeached www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

This opinion says that trans women are "biological males" and that "sex" in the statute only refers to "biological sex," therefore setting the stage for future decisions allowing states to fully discriminate against trans people in the basis of "sex"

That was a helluva match.

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

do people not know how the dance of dragons ends? why would you want to watch that

"Say yes and never do it" is not the lesson here, y'all do not understand showbiz. Mel Brook's actual boss, John Calley, watched him crumple up the notes and throw them away. This was a performance, not insubordination. If Calley had said to do it, this would've gone very differently.

Illegal gambling sites. Illegal cab companies. Illegal hotels. Crypto for criminals. “Full Self-Driving.” The wholesale theft of billions of copyrighted works for AI. Surveillance capitalism. Automated price-fixing. Election rigging via media manipulation. Big Tech is organized crime.

Seems the real problem centrist democrats are facing right now is the people are being very clear that they want leaders who will solve their biggest problems, and centrist democrats really don't want to solve their biggest problems and hate the people for wanting that. It's a real pickle for them.

They are eating the checks they are eating the balances

From a hot day in August of 2010, lying on a couch at my friend's house the morning after a party, slightly hungover, waiting for him to get up so we could go smoke some weed.

Not quite haiku, but close. Would work great at an intro poetry slam.

The real measure of adulthood: can you load a dishwasher correctly?

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

There is nothing special about peaches in Brigham City.

Raining ash, orange sun, smoke blocking out the mountain. Utah!

Yep. Humidity is a killer. 30c without humidity is hot but shade, sweating and fans work. 30c with a bunch of degrees of humidity on top is dangerous because sweat and shade no longer work. Air conditioning is good for dropping humidity levels even if you keep it warm inside.

Oh my GOD the new Messi statue 💀

What if we all do this in the direction of the Supreme Court at the same time

That’s a bad pie.

This is also why the bare minimum standard for elected Democrats is major court reform with at least four justices added to the bench, and they should be debating legislation to unwind Marbury v Madison so a cabal of old white people can never again undermine fundamental civil rights.

achievement got: rickrolled someone on grindr

.... what the fuck

Have they not heard of a pitcher

I'm starting a crew who's in

This is the most middle-aged thing I've ever posted

You can fill a sock or other fabric bag with rice and put it in the freezer for a few hours and you've got yourself a reusable cold pack.

Technically, they’re Remains now.

Conservatory actors v actually working actors

Went out to my garden in the side yard this morning and the deck contractors had taken down the fence without asking and were going back and forth through my flowers.