Did we all see the same show? I know I'm jaded, but......?

Oh shut up, Carrie Underwood.

Bad Bunny Half-time Show Choreo: A Staging: A- Vocals: C (but that's probably the audio dept's fault) Overall: B - kinda underwhelming?

It must be whoever is doing the in-ear mix, everyone is weirdly atonal, which makes me think they can't hear themselves very well.

This broadcast audio is terrible. Fire the A1.

Waiting for the sports to pause for the concert...

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A not infrequent part of being a production manager for the performing arts is discussing the properties and uses of gigantic pieces of fabric.

takes: hot - bluesky is for 38-year old nerds hotter - bluesky is for liberal scolds hottest - everyone On Here has glasses

Herbert Hoover smiling somewhere

for everyone's future use

seasoning my cast iron dildo

feeling like a sucker for overpaying for this williams-sonoma butt plug set

I truly love unhinged social graphics

Ah, Utah.

AUSA Joy Warner was "officially reprimanded" by US District Judge Paul G. Byron in Florida for "lack of candor," calling her actions in the case either "incredibly sloppy lawyering" or " a fraud upon the Court." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Me at 18: not super weirded out/kinda flattered by older adults trying to sleep with me Me as an Actual Adult when I see an 18-year-old: that's a child, those people were predators

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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Further, you can be "of age" and still be a child. You can't go in a bar until you're 21. You can't rent a car until you're 25. Legal adulthood is just the age the government decided you can take a bullet for them.

Judge Jerry Blackwell is not pleased with the MN US Attorney's office.

Judge Blackwell is about to hold an order to show cause re: contempt hearing in about an hour, demands DOJ account for a laundry list of order violations and missed deadlines in multiple habeas cases. Would love to watch that one go down. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... cc: @glowlaw.org

takes: hot - bluesky is for 38-year old nerds hotter - bluesky is for liberal scolds hottest - everyone On Here has glasses

is thinking woke

Talking to my 87-year-old grandmother about old buildings in town and I discovered that there had been an opera hall in Corrine, UT in the early 20th century and now I *must* know more. (Corrine was the "sin city" of northern Utah until the decline of the railroad. I grew up in the next town over.)

*mutes "Chotiner"*

.... why? Mormons don't even observe Good Friday.

Just realized that Judge Biery is the same judge who issued the .....interesting..... injunction in the Texas 10 Commandments school display case wherein he cited everything from the Bible to Sonny and Cher. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

🎵There are no cats in America and the streets are paved with cheese; There are no cats in American, so set your mind at ease🎵

I understand and support the underlying message here, but "performative" and "performance" as used here are not the same thing. What people mean when they use the former is usually empty or meaningless performance, a facsimile of a performance with meaning. The intent is the difference.

ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd

I really have become convinced by the "It's All Content" theory of American politics. Everything the Administration does is about producing content. Arresting Don Lemon may seem like transparently clumsy authoritarianism which will backfire - but think of the likes they'll get! More content! More!

SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have SCOOBY DOO: rabies SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant

Damn. From the intro of the complaint:

*flicks cigarette butt after taking a long drag* here’s the thing- [there is a massive explosion because i forgot i’m at a gas station]

i’ve been alerted to that too btw. that’s why i know about it. because i was alerted to it, by someone else

Gonna go ahead and call a market top on the "creator economy." There's no way investors making these deals see any returns that make this price tag worth it.

I noticed this pattern earlier this month. Lots of DHS misconduct happening behind the scenes as well.

This is the fourth MN federal district judge to threaten contempt in a habeas case this month, by my count.

Apropos of nothing, his makeup is terrible. He looks like he's been made up for the open casket viewing.

Do thou, too, remain warm among ice.

Don't watch it. Oh my god.

I guess I am a bit of a chaos bisexual but it’s in less of an Ilya Rozanov way and more of a “Beaker from the Muppets” way

"NOTICE of THIS IS INSANE- AMERICA IS IN A TOTAL JUDICIAL COLLAPSE AND UNMITIGATED CRISIS AND THIS IS JUST PART ONE OF MY EXPLAINER" is possibly the greatest thing anything has been titled in legal history NOTICE OF THIS IS INSANE

America, the land of the "free"