Now that Thanksgiving is over the daily reminders will begin.

This panel is the entire syllabus for my class Shadow Placement 101

Fedora wearing Captain Obvious has waited his whole life for a moment like this.

🎶My Arby’s, I can’t get enough of your meats🎶

After serving this no one asked me to cook Thanksgiving dinner ever again.

He seems rational.

Friendly Thanksgiving reminder: YOU FOLKS DON’T GIVE NO MATCHES TO MIKEY! #MST3K

🎶My Arby’s, I can’t get enough of your meats🎶

He seems rational.

Matthew has some serious opinions on when it’s appropriate for people to touch the thermostat.

Is now a good time to mention that I’m actively looking for writing work?

These two could probably come up with some sort of mutually beneficial pants arrangement.

Friendly Thanksgiving reminder: YOU FOLKS DON’T GIVE NO MATCHES TO MIKEY! #MST3K

Anyone have a good spinach inquisition recipe? I want to bring something unexpected to Thanksgiving tomorrow. … (I’ll see myself out)

Amazing Man is not an amazing planner.

These two could probably come up with some sort of mutually beneficial pants arrangement.

Not to devolve into media criticism here, but his name is Portable-Man. Is it really front page news that he left one location for another?

Anyone have a good spinach inquisition recipe? I want to bring something unexpected to Thanksgiving tomorrow. … (I’ll see myself out)

Remember kids: if you see something, blame a foreigner

I want him to audition for a spot in the Justice League.

Copycats.

Always welcome seeing “directed by Ford Beebe” come up on the screen.

Remember kids: if you see something, blame a foreigner

It’s weird that this style of mask never caught on.

Not to devolve into media criticism here, but his name is Portable-Man. Is it really front page news that he left one location for another?

I want him to audition for a spot in the Justice League.

I can’t decide if those suspenders are purely decorative or if those tiny shorts actually need the support.

Who put the barrroom in baloom? Who put bom in the boom? Who was that man? I’d like to shake his hand.

There was lots of high fives thrown around the ad agency the day this was approved.

A strong contender for the dumbest thing said all year.

It’s weird that this style of mask never caught on.

Beaten. Why for? Why for? Can't take much more (Here we go, here we go, here we go now) Let the bodies hit the floor! Let the bodies hit the floor! Let the bodies hit the floor! Let the bodies hit the floor!

Rep. Maria Salazar hard at work.

Amazing Man is not an amazing planner.

While I don’t have anything to promote, if you do make sure to let Russ know!

ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES (1978) Dir: John De Bello

I just found out that there was a man born in 1880 named William Roderick Butters. He wasn’t famous or anything, but I wish he was because William Roderick Butters is an amazing name that should’ve been emblazoned on political campaign signs all over this great land.

When you know how asking questions works

Listen to me look up how much a pet tarantula will run you these days, while Tim Yobo muses that the real villain of this movie is poverty. It is truly astonishing that Mike and Bobby continue to welcome us back to their show.

THE THING (1982) Dir: John Carpenter

I just found out that there was a man born in 1880 named William Roderick Butters. He wasn’t famous or anything, but I wish he was because William Roderick Butters is an amazing name that should’ve been emblazoned on political campaign signs all over this great land.

I really enjoyed the Vasil Ghurkos character, but calling him one of Superman’s “most terrifying villains” is some next level clickbait.

The combination of Wick and Robert Redford might make this too hot to listen to, but I’m damn well gonna try!

Can’t wait to try this on the next serpent I see.

When you know how asking questions works

I really enjoyed the Vasil Ghurkos character, but calling him one of Superman’s “most terrifying villains” is some next level clickbait.

We count only blue cars skip the cracks in the street and ask many questions like children often do

Have you ever made out in dark hallways? Displayed a kiss that made your day? Or say, play a track from your record collection? It's your mix, congratulations We change a lot and then some, some Know that we have always been down, down If I ever didn’t thank you, you Then just let me do it now

Who needs Ancestry and genetic testing when pinching a nerve to stimulate a neck gland will tell you all you need to know about your lineage.