Yup.

It's like magic.

Pedos gonna Pedo.

So, it was the FBI that wiped their own shit on the Capitol walls?

Tell her I'm at lunch.

Show me on this doll where the escalator hurt you.

🎶 And We Danced Like a wave on the ocean romanced We Were Liars in Love And We Danced.

It's Simple.

Republicans are in Complete Control. Why Can't They Govern?

Norway gets it.

I saw where Florida removed 20 tons of invasive pythons. What'd they do, put them on a bus?

Problem Solved.

🎶 Gimme Back My Bullets.

What?

MAGA THINKING.

Republicans and Facts Don't Mix.

Republican Logic.

Stinky always gets his man.

🎶 It's Just Another Stinky Shutdown.

We Ride at Dawn.

They're all pervs and unrepentant liars.

It's so easy.

Enough Said.

Unless You Dumbasses Have All Forgotten: You Control Congress and The White House. If You Can't Keep America Open for Business, It's Your Own Fucking Fault.

Every Fucking Thing.

I Knew It.

What about this guy?

Remember This Folks.

He's not even a Doctor on TV.

🎶 Here Comes Your Man.

BREAKING: Two of the three people shot at a Dallas ICE facility are dead, officials say. All three people shot were detainees at the facility, an ICE spokesperson says.

Tonight's Episode of the Twilight Zone: The Escalator to Nowhere.

OWW. MY CANKLES.

THIS is Who He IS.

MAGA. WHAT DOES THIS TELL YOU?

I was just Ruptured and I don't find this the least bit spiritual.

Welcome to Stinky's Shutdown.

Y'all are dumber than Bill.

And Here's the President with his Nobel Peace Prize. Oh. Wait. Nevermind.

It's the Gulf of Dumbass.

I'm Coming Jesus!

Absolutely.