it's that kind of morning 🌧️

Alt text tip: If your visual joke relies on the contrast between the text of your post and the actual content of the image posted, you do need to tell the truth about the content of the image and not misrepresent it.

This is the same look he gave us when we sold out his lemon kombucha.

We used to be a society.

What each member of BTS dresses like, according to vibes (Please note: allof these have the caveat of “but expensive” behind them)

...how much purple is too much purple for an outfit at a BTS concert? 🫣

oh i love him dearly

J-Hope hits the red carpet at the LOUIS VUITTON MEN’S SPRING-SUMMER 2027 SHOW | 260624. #jhope #bts

HELP The way he just-

🐰 It's really set in place 🐰 I'll work on the details a bit more 🐰 It just goes back into place even if I make changes, just like magic! Meanwhile Namjoon doesn't even react to the maknae playing with his hair 😭

Jungkookie baiting Tae, “Explain it scientifically.” He’s such a brat. 🤣

WE GOT OTSUKARE IN 2026 🙌🙌🙌

*pelican cry* NAMKOOOOOOKKKKKKK

[EPISODE] BTS WORLD TOUR ‘ARIRANG’ IN TOKYO Sketch (youtu.be/HD9TQigBMxk) #BTS #방탄소년단 #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG_JAPAN

☀️A ray of sunshine🏜️ #BTS #JHope #Hoseok #BTSColorPalette #BTSColourPalette

so jungkook stays quiet about all the sht haters are talking about him personally, but the second someone insults his certified anime lover status it's on sight. priorities😭

he's so precious, he's like "damn ouch, get off my case will you 😭"

Yoonkook!!!!!!

Nose scrunch cutie, have a safe flight! ✈️

the designer for bts' outfits for the busan show is releasing concept notes and i am gagged. "a pack racing across the night asphalt, the raw energy of the hooligan, the seven who stand out most among them." I NEED THIS FIC IN MY VEINS www.instagram.com/p/DZ5hqexEzEP/

Need to hold his face gently in my hands and look him in the eye as I tell him that I saw them in every hot air balloon, every whale, every bookstore, every time I looked at the clock and it said 6:13, every time the sky turned purple, for five years

We need to discuss how this was Taehyung’s best ever hairstyle

my favorite boba eyed person

boxy smile AND a nose scrunch oh we’re being spoiled

Army who are outside Europe, preparing to come to the continent: it's hot. No, not meaning beautiful, meaning the temperatures are so high that we have whole countries (baguettes Army, all my strength to you, dears) in heatwave alarm! Many zones are hot and humid, with as high as 90% of humidity +

Shortly after the last four enlisted I got a box in the mail, and when I opened it the contents were in a bag that said "This is a set; please do not separate" and I immediately teared up

bro stance, arms crossed, casually discussing their sleep troubles. tell me you’re in your 30s without telling me you’re in your 30s

When you buy a stallion off of Temu. #DailySeokjin #진 #JIN #Seokjin #KimSeokjin #BTS #BTS_Jin #WorldwideHandsome

blasting Sleep Token very loud and bass-boosted to drown out my annoying neighbor who has no concept of "indoor voice/volume" 😒

I can barely handle ONE, can he let me breathe?? 💀

Finished reading Jinwoo Park's novel Oxford Soju Club, and I have mixed feelings. It had a lot of potential and there were aspects I liked, but I feel like it tried to be too many things at the same time and and kind of fell flat on all of them... 😅

the hold on the can really puts things into perspective

It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities.

I’m an writer and I don’t use AI because, as you might recall my mentioning earlier, I’m a writer.

⌚My Time⌚ #BTS #Jungkook #BTSColorPalette #BTSColourPalette Requested by your lesbian dad ⊙⊝⊜ Day 1&2 Arirang in Baltimore!

🐨 Wow 🐨 I'm so grateful 🐨 It's been five years since we last received this award 🐨 To be honest... when we enlisted what scared me the most was that people might turn away from us ...oh Joon 😭

AMAs 2026 Sketch 💜 #BTS ⊙⊝⊜ 🔗 youtu.be/lXOyNftE2EM

🐿️ Lajibolala, bolala, bolala, lajibolala~ 🎶 One thing about BTS is that they will NOT let a joke die EVER 😭

Have a safe flight, Hobi 💜 🔗 weverse.io/bts/artist/3... #J-Hope

my face when I get to clock off work early:

why are they like this 😭

he will always be our roundie boba ball 🥺🥺

...cutting to this frame was a calculated attack 😵‍💫🫠💀

He sits like a kid who's been told that if he waits patiently like a good boy he'll get a small treat 🥹

Hobi looks so fond, what if I just sob forever 😭

*rolling on the floor sobbing*

Never beating the dumpling allegations 😭

AI has started blocking the Wayback Machine from chronicling the web. Considering that nearly 40% of websites disappear after 10 years, this will enforce a giant loss in collective memory.