hope made merch sadly ain’t for me, not in this economy lmao

I gotta go listen to some jekyll and hyde now. jk has unlocked my musical theater geek side

the theatrical belt and vibrato 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

jungkook musical theater era HELLO??????

mood glider *indeed*

catching up on when seokjin was on "chef and my fridge" a few months back and this man really just said, "I never pay to eat fried foods." example #613 of us being from very different worlds but I love him anyway 😅

whew it’s been a minute 🚬🥃❤️‍🩹 open.spotify.com/track/48Xfoj...

“joonie, you’re handsome” I love gay romance hdjdhdjdjjf

Happy "Namjoon and Yoongi have been living together for 15 years" to anyone who's celebrating

the glory of this man's entire existence *** *** the miles and miles of his glorious legs. I'd swing around them like a stripper pole

is taehyung advertising a makeup brand or discreet services? I’m giving him all my money either way

celebrated my birthday yesterday ♏️ I still don’t know how to act my age but cheers to thirtyFINE 🤪🥂

GAGGED

the chokehold that platinum hobi has on me is so real

not me getting called out on my own birthday. the biphobic audacity!

ah yes, the 7 wonders of the world 🍑

seokjin: *knocks on refrigerator door before opening it* yoongi: why did you knock on the fridge? seokjin: because there could be salad dressing

I'm extremely intentional about keeping p0litics away from the bora skyline, but I must make a rare exception b/c last night was such an amazing win for the US. I feel so relieved and encouraged. americans showed up to the polls mad as hell and it showed. GOD BLESS

I am living for the unpredictability of jungkook's streamer era. all he does is sleep and game now. GOOD FOR HIM

just woke up from a dream where jin and I were doing the super tuna dance together and now I am sad 😭😭

vminjin holding hands is very personal to me

WHAT DIS MEAN BRO

I was influenced by jungkook lmao (except for the lettuce wrapped burger in an effort to “save carbs”)

no u don’t understand how much I love them. like if I think about it too hard, my chest might actually burst

what a privilege to live in a world where jk farts in front of us on weverse ahhhhhh 😌 I bet his toots smell horrendous

I’m just gonna say it. it looks like a v1brator

I’m not sure spaghetti is my vibe but I’ll still eat it up for hobi lol 🍝

I’m deep into family vacation mode but wanted to briefly pop in and say THE UNDERWEAR ADS ARE COMING RIP BORAHOES

been a little ia and living life lately: pumpkins and cold brew 🤎🍁🍂🎃

in the mood for rpwp today. will never not snicker at the bowchickawowow vibes all throughout nuts. pro rida, love is for the freaks, freaking you freaking me. my mans is such a low-simmer h0rny mood

ot7’s potato names. the accuracy 😅 🐨 crispy spud muffin (💯) 🐹 mighty hash master 🐱 jumbo mash mover 🐿️ golden gravy bomb (ohhhhkay) 🐥 chunky spud muffin 🐻 mighty crisp cruncher (💀) 🐰 crispy tater tot (💀💀)

1) seokjin further proves that all men do is LIE. no encore my ass lolol 2) what if all the members show up for the ot7 section DO YOU REALIZE THIS MEANS OT7 MIKROKOSMOS AND SPRING DAY

this is so real

pick a side, jimin!!

just blocked someone so fast for quoting one of my posts and criticizing jimin's dior fit. everyone's entitled to their opinion, but I won't allow my posts to be associated with anything other than support and positivity, k? byeeee 🥰

park jimin really is that b!tch serving €unt on a silver platter

this is so freaking funny to me

don’t ask me the color of anything

jimin got the “I’m shy I can’t believe I’m naked under this but keep looking at me” gaze on 🔒

"best of me" never fails to lift my spirits and give me that GOOD good free feeling, you know what I mean? makes me want to jump around without a care in the world ahhhhh //haruuu haruuuu, yeoreum, gyeoul neon molladoooooo 🥰🥰//

I’ve been laughing at this since saturday

I need to show you something creamy kskskkskss

namjoon is such a mood

would overlook dynamic pricing for tickets to this gun show

where do I sign up for the headlock event? I’m free monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, and friday. also available saturday and sunday if those days work better

the rabbit thumping gets me every time jsklsfjlksjkal

the amount of times I mixed up jk and taehyung in all the close-up beefcake arm shots, whew

WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK I ONLY HAVE TWO EYEBALLS

I HEARD JK’S NIPS WERE OUT AND JIN CALLED THEM NIPPIES

please the song on this video 😭😭😭😭