If I stop posting from a few hours onwards it'd mean I've died in my sleep which I'm desperately praying for now

My mom calls my dad "Soumi-r baba"

Got no maternal instinct. Got no sexual urges. Got no romantic longing. It's just me, my peterpan syndrome, my all-consuming anger issues, and my desperate-will-to-not-repeat-the-mistakes-my-mom-has-made-in-her-life-by-choosing-a-child-over-herself against the world 🥰

M- milk 🥺🍼

I think we're drastically overlooking this

At this point he's just fucking with me. TAEHYUNG WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

taejoon boytoy 🫦💪🏻💕

Sometimes in my head I forget that gender exists and bts are in fact from the playing-life-in-domestic-ludo-mode section of it but instances like these remind me that and I'm always like. Whoa. Must be nice.

Being a Tae x ot6 shipper is living on a spectrum of extremes. Either you're fed until you're bursting or you're starving until you can feel that one ancestor in your DNA because of whom you have PCOS

Thirsting after the boys' muscles is so fun I wish sexual attraction was real

A tear just trickled down my thigh

That looks delicious 🤤 (said through my crippling gymnophobia)

omega 😔

one 3 pack hot wings please

I need to see Yoongi near this... or under this... for... science reasons...

jungkook has such an intense submissive energy that it blinds me through the screen

GOOD FUCKING LORD

so what i’ve learnt today is taehyung likes being bossy and handing out praise, jungkook is whiny and loves getting permission, and namjoon enjoys watching and easily folds wow

Any of them depending on the character's financial standing and the esteemed stage of capitalism in that universe

Everyone saw your nippies, hoe

Much to think about

Yeah he’s familiar with that position 😳

Undercut naked(arms) yoongi, vampire naked jin, soft naked hobi, sweaty naked taejoonkook in the gym.... damn how many holes do them boys think I've got on me 😂

😮‍💨

damn i heard it’s true :/

"Jimin hadn't left any efforts undone either. Fitted creaseless white shirt and bottoms, black hair back brushed till perfection, ring and middle fingers adorned with thick silver bands, one purposeful diamond stud in the left ear. Jeongguk huffed, clicking his tongue, toes curled. Impatient."

I LOVE him so bad because I know he's screaming inside in this shot

So true because the final push I needed to finish chapter 29 of TAOL was apparently a solid uninterrupted 30 hours of pride and prejudice 😔

he came, he served and inmediately buttoned his shirt the second he sat down LMAOOOO

Visuals fresh from the oven. Is this what takes to manifest Taejoon joint-homecoming? I see.

Just thinking about Jimin ass: a thread

Are they lovers?

Cutie patooties 😭

The pic that inspired these musings btw. "Just a pretty boy who's so pretty it threatens your dynamic—" sorry I can't hear you over me moaning over the mental image of this pretty pretty boy spelling his name out in Arabic with his pretty pink tongue deep inside my pussy. Do you fucking mind, Susan.

Even if I sleep a shrimp's sleep, my dreams are like that of a whale's - Whalien 52

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

Everytime those losers over there pull up that "feminine pretty omega" (with dna era pics) argument it's so funny because. Susan idk how to tell you this but this feminine pretty omega-ness is peak masculinity to me and I'm soaking wet at the thought of his high heels stepping on me. Yeah.

Taejoon drunk fucking. Like, really drunk fucking. Puppy alpha Taehyung can't take his alcohol well, so he's drooly clingy and thrusting his half-swollen knot into the wrong hole, because his older omega Namjoon is drenched to the rim and the drunk puppy can't tell the difference between his holes 🥺

Just saw an elephant dick. Is this what Taehyung suffers through everyday 💔💔💔

The first ever vmin fic that I ever read in my life was If Not Yours by ao3 user minJmoon and I think that's why all my vmin fic dynamics are the way they are

*sobs*

God I love mpreg and fpreg together 🥰

So a #vminau where: Fem!alpha Taeyeon, in a fitted tailored suit and hair in a bun, alphaspreading with her babyboy omega Jimin sitting all pretty on her lap in a pretty, slitted lace dress. 🥺✨ (they’re mated btw)

Just had a horrifying realisation. Other than Taekook all Tae ships (even Vmin and Taejin) are rare pairs 💀

What it feels like to rawdog that Daddy Dom Kim Taehyung tag on ao3 without any ship filters

Had a meal. Turns out it was my hunger.

If the universe hates me and I hate me then who's driving the bus

Also let's not forget this Diva 💀 she really said, "leave me out of your baby daddy's bullshit" on Mimi's face 💀