Me vs making Yoongi Agust D even in AUs where they aren’t famous

ooooooooo let’s go find out who put the daddy kink in there

i support his priorities in life

i was going to do things and now i’m not doing any of those things because THIS TAKES PRECEDENCE

those who call joon clumsy here fail to appreciate that he is just being a silly boy and making taehyung dance for his heart 😌

Hey remember when Hobi wore a belt buckle that said “bait”

"Little Jiminie Jin" - on the birdapp 23 September 2013 #bts #btsmemories

Gonna just say, if it's this easy to protest against the monolith that is Disney. Then there is no excuse for people to be clinging to Harry Potter. Like, if the needle can be moved against Disney, people can make it move against JK Rowling. Stop the flow of money into her accounts,

I just think that people should know what they're in for if they sign up

To Taehyung the answer is always selfcest. It doesn’t matter what the question is. The answer is always selfcest.

BTS reactions to their 20 year old selves

👁️👄👁️ let me watch pls let me watch omfg pls

Broaden it. Leftists want USPS to build a dedicated pipeline for drug delivery complete with tracking location, express delivery, and dedicated dealer collection agreements. Hormone Therapy? Overnighted. Abortifacients? Same Day. Marijuana? On demand. Scare me with the improved efficiency, baby.

obligatory 🗣️ daddy 🗣️ yoongi 🗣️

maybe Yoongi with black undercut hair, playing guitar is my kryptonite💘

MY SHOW IS ON!!!!!!!!

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

thinking abt how namseok age gap is wider than yoonjin age gap but since they're 94s they stay casual..... BUT MAYBE THATS JUST UNTIL NAMJOON IS OVERWHELMED AND TIRED AND MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS HIS HOSEOK HYUNG TO FIX IT AND MAKE IT BETTER—

double down, you stupid motherfuckers, every car dealership, personal injury firm and local franchise is about to get inundated from the angriest fucking libs you have ever met in your life demanding they stop advertising on sinclair stations

king of echolalia doesn’t know he’s a major source of echolalia amongst nd army 🥹

Jungkook stimming: a thread

*nods as JK asks people to take his words literally, not read something negative into them that isn't there* i get you, i get you so much

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

everyone should try and ship a rarepair at least once in their life. it is very fulfilling work. no fretting about numbers. just pure being unhinged about your favourite characters kissing. you appreciate every kudo and comment because the max capacity of interactions you'll ever hit is 10

Who up committing crimes in their discord DMs

for those of you that will chime in with “oh but nj is not suave” let me stop you rn think interviews, listening parties, big events. the Game POSSESSES this man. yes, he’s an overthinking nerd on the inside. but he knows how to turn it on *when the situation calls for it*

when the situation calls for it, TH & NJ have “game.” they know exactly what they need to do to charm someone but w/ each other, there’s a certain softness, calmness, even. why? bc the “game” gets tricky if BOTH of you know how to play it

I FINISHED THE 2SEOK FIC IT IS DONE IT JUST NEEDS MOODBARD AND EDITS FOR HTE LAST 3K WHEEEEEEEE NEW FIC NFEW FIC NEW FIC

The start of yesterday’s silliness for interested parties

can more of y'all point out: they want to find out the "cause" of autism because they do not want us to exist finding out the "cause" is rooted in a deep hatred of autistic folks if they cared about us, they would offer us supports instead of impotently daydreaming about our eradication

Fun fact: Namjoon wrote Right People, Wrong Place specifically about trying to get the two person heart hand to work on the first attempt

love to have maternal health information doled out by a man who hates women, mothers, and children

“if you can’t tough it out” is going to be some Trumpette woman’s villain origin story, I swear to god and while I won’t be rolling out the resistance welcome mat for her 10 years too late, I’m still as pissed on her behalf as I am on every other parent’s

honestly thank god jk gets pimples i could not deal with life knowing that he had all that talent and no acne

Seriously one of my favorite flavors of Yoongi

Sooooo deeply tempted to get delivery for dinner BUT I will not be doing that bc. Money.

144p but you’re min yoongi so it’s the hottest picture to exist ever (i will bite his nose)

Disney: over the last 72 hours we were shocked to discover that censorship isn’t cool.

Last chances to put your bets in!

apparently we can't quote OR reply with videos here but i'm dying at namjoon struggling to do a heart in the same way 3 years ago with hobi 😭😭 (flashing video)

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homecoming #btsart #yoongi #agustd

(2/2) 🐰 the party— uh, i had a schedule the very next day 🐰 so… the party, the DJ— before the DJ started (their set) i left 🐰 should i have enjoyed it more before i left? 🐰 no, no… 🐰 🐰 party party yeah~

(1/2) 🐰 ah, the party— really, uhh, had too many people 🐰 people might misunderstand 🐰 when i say “what is this party?” 🐰 it doesn’t mean “what is this party?” (/neg or condescending). i literally mean “what type of party is this?” 🐰 this kind of meaning… 🐰 you probably won’t interpret it like that…

It's a basic point, but one that needs to be repeated: If right-wingers and their views were popular, they would not be so desperate to control mass media & social media nor to use government power to silence everyone else, and they wouldn't need oligarchs pumping billions into amplifying them.

…why is this so true? for taehyung, shoes are feet prisons: - to be broken into (his personal pairs with heels folded in) - to be tolerated to serve a purpose (stylists’ picks or for things like working out, though the latter is optional at best)

just started thinking about this as a complement to "I don't know what he's doing, but I think I should just go with it" and I'm certainly feeling something about how Taejoon meet each other where they are!!!!