going to be off the app for a while for social media detox reasons, sorry guys 👍

he simply HAS to make these things everyone's business 💀

ok babygirl whatever you say

namjoonie's goofy little sound effects for the art pieces he is everything to me

advertising a product ❌ grindr thirst trap ✅

good afternoon everyone, what a nice and normal day we're having~~ last night I dreamt that jinkook had their jjijjis out for the world to see haha, what a wild dream 😀

Korea has finally legalised the act of tattooing by non-medical professionals. Until now tattoo artists could not register as an official business and could be fined just for operating. But now it's an official business industry 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 This is also a great photo.

crying in the clerb rn over namgi orchids

so eepy. the eepiest guy that has ever lived

girl I only just now noticed that my keyboard chose to kink shame and censor me by changing knot to know 😭😭😭

chat is it bad that I make the specifics of my reproductive cycle everyone's business? 💀💀💀 maybe 🙈

google search history like 🔎human safe chew toy 🔎bite toy 🔎chew toy shaped like mens pecs 🔎biceps chew toy 🔎silicone titty 🔎silicone titty man 🔎chewable arm toy 🔎what to do if I want to chew up a guy

being an army this week 😭😭

puppy hyung needs to gnaw and chew

breedable 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

i have been granted video so i will use this power for the ultimate good: posting hot choco jimin

truly horrible development: I'll have a paperwork stuff appointment via phone immediately after I get home from work, no break for lunch or nothing ☹️ also my feeties hurt from standing so much today. yes I'm still grouchy

Min Yoongi Center engraving at Severance Hospital (From user @/Hongdo_Desert on X) 💜🐱💜 #SUGA #BTS 🔗 x.com/Hongdo_Deser... 🔗 x.com/Hongdo_Deser...

hashtag grouchy hashtag sensitive to smells hashtag why must I be at work

remember when yoongi flexed too 🤭🤭🤭 what a cute chicken wing

And if I make this about them

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jungkook has such an intense submissive energy that it blinds me through the screen

no tae btw cuz he didn't show any parts I'm horny about. boobies out next time, king? 👉☝️

so fucking eager for soojins strap........fuckkkkkk

every time i open this app i get naked tannies in my face 😣

my phone gallery is dangerous rn

ULTIMATE BICEP WORKOUT | Broke My Personal Record! | All Pain No Gain | SO SORE | Daily Workout Routine Ep. 67

uh. UH? 🥴 (don’t know what’s worse, the nakedness or his hyungs standing around him praising him for the exertion???)

imma keep it real with you guys this sort of shit I'm seeing today thanks to these three goddamn menaces might genuinely send me into rut a few days early 😐

I regret to inform you all that bluesky user ros has suffered a traumatic explosion of the dick and balls and has sadly passed away. a forensic investigation has confirmed that the cause of death was stiff little jk nipple while he huffs and trembles. please keep them in your prayers 😔

so what i’ve learnt today is taehyung likes being bossy and handing out praise, jungkook is whiny and loves getting permission, and namjoon enjoys watching and easily folds wow

like why are there multiple half-naked tannies on my skl but I can't see anything on insta or weverse I'm scared someone pls come pick me up

I'm afraid to ask where you all got those joon thigh pics from 🧍 just saw them on the skl and my dick was NOT prepared

on public transport you'll see people scrolling through the most godawful fyps that you could possibly imagine

and also not to keen on the fact that I'll probably drown on my way home because exactly when I get off work it's supposed to rain an INSANE amount. got a severe weather alert and everything. yay.

not to keen on the fact that literally all my colleagues are moderately crunchy anti-maskers 😐

does the ouppy come free with every purchase?

I can't prove it, but they're flirting somehow

good morning to ✨him✨

rapture happened if you can read this you are gay

if we do get yoongi at the valentino show, i wonder if they'll have the balls to dress him kitsch and chintzy, or whether they'll find the safest outfit possible. yoongi prefers comfort in his day-to-day, but he's made some subversive-ass choices when it comes to editorial. let him have FUN, please

seokjin never suffering from the getty curse

and I do mean at least three DIFFERENT pairs of headphones. any combination of noise cancelling over-ears, good open-backs for mixing, bluetooth buds, little cabled buds for backup.... perhaps also a dac

genuinely driven to madness and violence by the nip slip. if anyone needs me I'll be chewing thru solid concrete 👍

Genuinely obsessed with Seokjin and the way he will be unbuttoned for exactly as long as contractually obligated and then make himself comfortable the moment he can. Boundary having KING.

His ears are practically FLUORESCENT

the foundation is fighting for its life but I can see his anxious introvert blush creeping thru the creases 🥹😆 hope he's having fun despite it all haha 😚