jk having FOUR separate breath related items in his bag, who traumatized this man

can someone tell me why I'm fine all day and then after I got home from work I'm suddenly feeling like I wanna kms like what the heck brain?? nothing even happened I don't understand what this organ's problem is fr 💀

namjoon being bullied by a child 😭😭

istg I'm gonna hurl, the guy in front of me on the bus is wearing some shitty angel's share dupe and it makes me so nauseous 💀

nobody's made this joke yet so............. ............Crab Rangjoon

why does he have to go whoring around while I'm at work and won't be able to watch videos until the evening? 😔

yeah quick question why is there naked taehyungie on my skl, I just opened the app for a wee quick glance while at work 🧍

genuinely obsessed with this man, like, GENUINELY

he's posting dawgs the world is healing

hoffentlich kommt heut keiner ins Museum am ersten Advent lol, ich will einfach nur in der Ecke sitzen und Tee trinken

respect to y'all but unfortunately I am dead serious about the shit I post here 💀

Now I can't stop thinking about how "aesthetically horny" could be a baseball cap Namjoon wears in his insta story 🫣

light drizzle of rain all day hell yeah

having everything laid out like this (cuz I just left it on the table lol) was very convenient this morning, I gotta say

Oh I forgot. Him.

maybe catch and release jk is my self-insert after all 🙃 ao3.org/works/43646001

have you ever read something so relatable that you could feel it deep in your chest? my body may be completely un-sporty but my soul says I need to chase him like a frightened rabbit 👹

you know, nini and hobi may not have gotten a daesang this year but at least I still got a w because gd won one 😌🙏

jinmin and their tiny purses

okay I'm doing the what's in my bag trend too but I'm also including a "what's in my work pants pockets" because it's more fun tbh 😆

There is art. There is also cheese.

I remember the effect this particular outfit had on me. idk how I survived those concerts fr

so we can all agree that he has several different bags full of toys in his luggage whenever he leaves the country, right?

he will NOT 🙅 be deprived of buying that little snack/trinket/whatever just because they don't take card 😤

I love him and his chip bag wallets and treat bags and his big black backpack and his stompers and his pretty earrings and his pretty hair and his sweet eyes and his him-ness 🥺 my baby

wip

I so rarely make pasta but I have been influenced by a certain streamer I guess

i prepped tomorrow's work lunch (which ended up wayyy too much but I packed it all anyway, idc if I have to carry half of it back home again) and work snacks too 🙏 someone call me a good boy and give me a treat plz 😌

Jungkook: packing his backpack to surive an apocalypse Jimin: look at my tiny bag, isn't it cute😊😊😊

i miss jin. go live sir please🙏🏾

oopsies I meant to say hedione (which is why I hate ck one, sadly. absolute overdose of hedione). heliotrope doesn't hurt me, but I still don't like it cuz I think it smells like plastic and play-doh to me, which is why I hate dior hypnotic poison lol

gotta yap about hyper specific fragrance things for a sec. I'm very into perfume but at the same time I hate most perfumes, especially the popular (and thus easily available) ones. this is because I'm overly sensitive to a couple of specific ingredients that are in most perfumes because —

just to clarify: I'm told by people with a more normal nose than me that it smells nice (I hate it, sorry). but I just can't get over the fact that we went from victoria secret body sprays all the way to the hypermasculine type designer frags that yoongi wears 💀 fascinating evolution for sure

Maybe Jungkook’s bag looks like that so Jimin’s can be so small

Jungkook operates like someone who might at any time, with no notice, need to wash up and sleep at hyung’s house

[ENG SUB] What’s inside BTS’s Jimin and Jung Kook’s bags? The contrasting duo introduces the essentials they bring when they travel. | In The Bag | VOGUE JAPAN

jungkook is peak audhd cuz he needs to have his big bag with all his comfort items available to him at all times

jungkook. my darling, my baby boy. since when are you wearing bleu die chanel, what the fuck. what happened to my lover of laundry musks and girly florals. did they bully you into smelling like any guy ever? is this part of your fuckboy roleplay? blink twice if you need help 😭

not noon as the giant horse lmaooo

I'll be afk for the evening because ✨date night✨ but the vibes for tonight are interesting. we got christmassy cakes and sweets as well as mulled apple wine for offerings, but at the same time we have habibi funk tracks playing and I'm wearing a fragrance called ambre sultan👌 jingle halal I guess 😂

Forgot who asked about what bts members would be better stealing and since I'm late for the conversation I wanted to talk about how Jimin, Hoseok, and Seokjin had a home alone photoshoot #bts

the juxtaposition in you & @smeraldojmn.bsky.social's post made me giggle hehe

why is it worse this way around

my happy place is balls-deep in his tight little alpha hole 😌

bookmarking this thread so I can always marve at you guys' scents 🥺

I am no better than a (fish-)man 😔✋