If you're thinking about trying Upscrolled as a tiktok alternative, know that it's already full of unmoderated nazi hate. I'm removing the image preview on this post so you don't get nazi shit in your face but if you're looking for receipts about Upscrolled here you go: bsky.app/profile/chee...

fellas.... I'm glad I don't own this book because I would definitely end up doing things that would give the pages suspicious stains 🫠 the first two pictures just genuinely end me, fuck

perhaps I'll slide straight from still having a persistent cough from my flu earlier this month right into having a cold cuz my nose is sooooo stuffy again and I can hardly smell a thing 😭 I hope it's better again tomorrow, ughhhhhh. at least there's bangtan and beautiful women in the world 🙏😔💚

tbh I wish bsky had scheduled posts like tumblr, I could schedule this for when my next rut is supposed to hit lol

quickly caught up a little on pics of the most recent mcr shows and uhm.... 😵‍💫 mx. way can you stab me next please

BACKSHOTS: A Thesis by Erin Seesawenthooz

the haul 🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊

😏 a nice hard tight tug please

hotpot soup 🥰

craving tangerines so fucking bad rn, possibly because I've been sick for almost a month now 💀

I'd say I promise I'm normal but I think you'd all know it was a lie

Me when I put myself to bed early due to overwhelm.

whenever he posts blatantly naked shit like that I lose a few years of my life span, it's harrowing

Love a single mom 💪💜

me leaving metlife while bts and the staff are looking for jimin

*sighs* *adds jin to the list of tannies I've seen the exact dick shape and length of*

screaming at the context of this actually

claiming this for myself (and my sister)!!!

obsessed with this btw, peak aesthetics

okidoki gotta go eep in a bit, see you guys tomorrow 😚 sleep well everyone, don't forget to drink your water and eat a little snackie 💚💚💚

namjoon’s not in this pic bc seeing blonde jimin in a bunny hoodie caused him such an intense cute aggression he passed out

she was THE moment

my day started off really really shitty, and even tho there's still shitty things (like my sister's cat still being very seriously sick 🥺) I'm so much happier this evening 🥹

every time i listen to domodachi i need to take a second to process because namjoon is just THAT artist, yk?

I'm big sad that I didn't get to see it because there's few things in the world I love as much as I love the funny faces jimin can pull 🥹

while everyone wished for “two boyfriends so i can dress them like twins” jung hoseok made it a reality for himself

yes I love when pretty boys are oiled up and slippery BUT ALSO: his cute protruding ears 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

JIMIM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

hobi i love your two boyfriends

I find it so endearing that Hobi loves to bury his implicitly naked pics towards the end of a carousel, like a fun surprise or a reward for being thorough.

💜 BTS is/in Art 💜 It fills me with extra satisfaction to put a member into a painting I think they'd enjoy. I think Tae would love this one. ART USED: Suprematism, Kazimir Malevich (1917) #btsisinart #bts #taehyung #v

why am I so attracted to his eyebrows wtf is wrong with me why is this picture so horny and intimate and yet NOT bc hoseok is the king of boundaries but also he's the king of letting you FEEL like he's letting you in god he makes me INSANE

jung mickey always looks like he's experiencing every single emotion known to humankind all at once, but simultaneously experiencing not a single thought.

tannies actually have a naturally occurring magnetic force centered in their hands, if they stand too close, they join hands through this muscle memory alone

they remind me of those keychain plushies that have little magnets inside them to make them stick together at the hands or cheeks 😭

have been a little afk cuz of much irl stuff going down but rest assured I have seen the hobi photo dump 🙏 also I hope everyone is well? what are you guys up to?

tw spider: unfortunately I couldn't take any useful video because too many visitors, but one of our tarantulas was fed yesterday and she still has the almost completely dehydrated little husk of the big-ahh roach she got clutched under her, and —

stuck in the bus cuz it can't close its door, ugh

if I wasn't currently so preoccupied with my irl crush I'd probably have a lot to say about that left pic. hopefully soon the regular bangtan horniness will return so I can delight you with my insanity 🙏

“This is promotional materials for your college’s gay straight alliance”

lesbians 🤝 tops perhaps haha because to me that's also not one of his best looks or pics cuz the energy isn't right for me 😂

oh brother I really messed up big time and hurt someone very badly I think

ugh I feel sickeningly guilty for hurting a sweet and wonderful friend, even if it was truly accidental 😔 wish I could make everything magical better, but unfortunately things don't work like that 😔

daily jinkook ♡

found a stray can of beer in the fridge that's been there since December, my evening is saved!!

I always make sure my alt text does the job of describing the image AND describing the part of the image that has me feeling like this 🥵🥵🥵

Namjoon x Hesse #BTSxPhilosophy

private accounts when tbh? I need a more secret yapping corner fr

Hoseok desperately nesting with the scraps of things Namjoon’s left behind in his apartment over the past year crying when there isn’t enough of his alpha’s scent vs Namjoon who resigns himself to the fact that Hoseok finally got tired of him and just stopped calling

there's some cute school groups today and the kids are very adorable and they've got little work sheets to each pick out an animal to write down traits to describe the animal to each other 🥹 one girl is obsessed with the tarantulas, it's hella cute