Petition for Yoongi to release his own, updated version of Baz Luhrmann’s Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen) launches now

Okay but serious question, will the combined efforts of Jungkook, Taehyung, Jimin, and Hoseok be enough to convince Namjoon to have a shirtless moment on stage during tour or will the odds that Yoongi and Jin will be looking at him when it happens make it an impossibility?

Reporters on JK: During our five minute interaction he spoke not a word, though he smiled earnestly and blinked in a fashion that conveyed an effortless in-the-moment aura. The overall effect was so innocently charming I almost forgot that he’s so jacked he could likely bench press me; I did not ask

this description of jungkook from gq japan is WILD, like this would be right at home in any CEO jungkook fanfic 🤭 hats off to this journalist, never contain your horny impulses 🫡 trans from JJK_Times x.com/JJK_Times/st... article www.gqjapan.jp/article/2026...

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It is genuinely crazy how good-looking Hoseok is, like I try not to be too feral here in the world but Jesus H I am only so strong

Jin when Hoseok shows up to get it: 😬😳😥😟😬😬

And when it turns out that incessant planner Hoseok filmed that TikTok video months ago to cover up the fact that he’s platinum blonde again for promos what am I going to do

BTS as Hoseok things: JM: Face expressively conveys displeasure SJ: An impenetrable vault of secrets JK: Delights loudly in the people around him YG: A very soft touch when it comes to animals TH: Can confidently wear anything NJ: Prone to late-night overthinking HS: Fastidiously laid-back vibes

Seoltang seems like cute mischievous trouble which is exactly perfect

The Taegi Valentine’s Day dinner where they play Creep and Mr. Brightside for each other before finally proposing is true magic

That GQ article is great. I love how they pulled in quotes from other huge artists and considered their whole timeline. I legit cried about the interviewer’s mom watching BTS videos in the middle of the night to find a smile during a personally hard time because SAME

this is one of the best pieces I've ever read on them. thoughtful and respectful of their achievements without pandering, and I felt like he acknowledged their unique place in the global industry without otherizing them. what a wonderful start to comeback press! 💜💜💜

Namjoon when he knows someone at this table is about to say something ridiculous and / or provacative and he will have no choice but to continue adoring them forever and ever

I love how Hoseok has come to an understanding that his currently sculpted upper body is best displayed by a tank top so even when he’s wearing a suit he’s like “okay but what if I wore that over a tank top?”

Yoongi is so pretty AND talented AND wise AND kind it’s sickening

Jungkook is absolutely the funniest Bangtan to watch try to answer the question “why did you decide to work with brand X?” with something other than “because they offered me a lot of money”

BTS Valentine love song drops and it’s just a Korean language version of What Is Love?, the video Taehyung staring soulfully into camera with a tear sliding down his cheek while the rest of them dance like lunatics around him Hybe make me your creative director, you can have these bangers all day

BTS from who is about to be the absolute sluttiest guy you’ve ever seen on a stage for 18 months straight to who’s still gonna be pretty fucking horny let’s be honest but keeping it professional: Namjoon Jimin Taehyung Hoseok Jungkook Yoongi Seokjin

Jin being born baseline very handsome but deciding he will be goofily handsome in his real life and only mind-boggingly handsome for pay is one of my favorite things about him

I’ve signed up for a 10-20K BTS fic to support this cause so if you’ve ever wanted me to write you a certain BTS fic (within certain guidelines of what I’m willing to write!) I guess watch this space…

Do you think Namjoon wears shorts that short because longer ones won’t fit over his thighs

I think what hurts the most is that you know Namjoon sends a selection of gym selfies to Hoseok to get his advice on which one to post so not only does Hoseok have hundreds of unreleased jacked Namjoon photos he also has the spiciest ones that he’s deliberately gatekeeping from the rest of us

Taehyung photo drops be like blurry picture sexy picture artsy picture blurry picture aesthetic picture BATSHIT INSANE HORNY PICTURE blurry picture aesthetic picture sexy picture…

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For me this was more a ranking of which ones I knew best vs had to do by process of elimination and that went: Yoongi Jin Jimin Hoseok Jungkook Namjoon Taehyung I clearly need to look at Taehyung’s mouth more but that’s hard when there’s so much other Taehyung begging for my attention…

BTS as playground clapping games: JM: Oh say my playmate TH: Oh say my playmate (evil version) SJ: Miss Suzy had a steamboat HS: Down down baby (pre and post Nelly) NJ: 3-6-9 (pre and post Lil Jon) YG: Take a peach (aka eenie meeny) JK: Miss Mary Mack (standard difficulty) / Rockin Robin (ultra)

This is brilliant. I'm so grateful for this testimony. I've transcribed it to use in letters I'm writing. Sharing the full transcription here (see alt text to copy/paste it):

In the last week I have had two fully formed omegaverse fics appear in my head unprompted, a Yoongi and a Namseok. Concerning? Or me being Ariranged? Who can say

BTS by why they want you to watch their documentary: JK: To remind him of what he’s done YG: To buy the background music JM: To witness him re-claiming his husbands HS: To build more brand synergy TH: To get jumpscared hornily NJ: To hear his every thought please god SJ: To make everyone else happy

On a scale of 1-10 how dirty and grimy is Yoongi gonna be in the throes of composition in this one

Upon learning the BTS documentary will contain footage of Hoseok in Los Angeles I have to announce that I, a frail Victorian woman, will simply be unable to watch it

Rapline going to the airport dressed like fans who are trying to infiltrate the group unnoticed: good shit

If there’s not at least one song on Arirang about coming back into a life you only half-remember and experiencing things that used to make you angry with joy and gratitude and reverence then once again I will be made a fool

Hoseok going to the gym to cruise… Namjoon going to the gym to be cruised… Yoongi waiting at home for the results… to rapline my mind always returns

Me with writing recently

I do love that when Yoongi posts his triumphant return photoshoot to Insta it’s four different cropped pictures of him standing in the exact same spot with different head tilts. Never ever ever change my guy

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college: Elementary Linear Algebra Applied Regression Analysis Introduction to Arbitrage-Free Pricing of Financial Derivatives Organic Chemistry Introduction to Classical Music

Every Bridgerton male lead: What if, instead of asking somebody for help, I simply died

BTS as these flags: HS: I am on fire; keep clear of me YG: Keep well clear at low speed JK: You are running into danger SJ: No (negative) NJ: I have something to communicate JM: Stop carrying out your intentions TH: I require a tug

I dislike that Vhope have become united in delivering us artisanal horny experiences right before a massive world tour

Hoseok having so many layers of justifications and rules in his head in order to not have to deal with messy emotions that he misses the fact he’s deeply in love with Namjoon

Trying to decide if it’s better to get devastating Hoseok photos spread out in small, needle-sharp doses or in one big swoop like meteorite cratering into my skull and I really can’t choose because both leave me flat on the floor

Very strong “doing this in the hopes you fall in love with me” energy from both parties here

Trapping Namjoon in the military for 18 months, then letting him out to make music and practice performing it 16 hours a day for another 9 months before any of it is allowed to be released to the world, is the sort of punishment Dante Alighieri would have come up with for a specific circle of hell

The way he’s so deep in the sensuality of the performance that he doesn’t even crack a smile at the entire arena losing their horny little minds is soooooooo

Crazy that Hoseok has squeezed these thousands of times and Yoongi hasn’t even once. Only the fact that they’re at eye level means he has to acknowledge their existence at all

Extreme Jungkook voice: I wanna see it In motion In 3D

Abolish ICE. Fire them all. Prosecute *every single abuse*.

Social media is good for one thing and that’s bringing together BTS fans to create concert ticket transactions between real people