Namjoon acting like a man who has seen Bangtans break many, many, many couches together

If Bangtan can literally just wipe their insta start fresh white blank page why can't all of us also let go of all the past things and just step together into 2026 and be whatever glorious things we have always wanted to be? This is our time. With them. Together.

Jungkookie doing the math on the couch because no one knows how old they are. 🤣🤣🤣

I always text my friend all of the notable / horny BTS news every morning before she’s up and while there’s been a lot of them today by far the most notable was that Yoongi had his feet out on that New Year’s Live

Hoseok is like the Bangtan Drinking Mood Ring, his color always lets you know if they’ve been knocking them back

Yoongi is absolutely cackling to himself right now, probably stroking his cat from a comfortable chair like a Bond villain

The way he’s gripped the hem of the tank top so daintily in his fingers is both the least and most horny aspect of this image

2026 is a place where Namjoon can hold a knitwear-clad baby on his lap, in his own home full of calm colors and soft lights, and smile

It’s incredible how Hoseok is as insubstantial as a communion wafer, like a light breeze could sort of carry him off into the clouds at any moment, and yet simultaneously the most powerful presence in any place he enters including arenas

Feels like BTS saw this post, was like “hey, we could be crazier!” and turned on a live

Something I find very funny is that Yoongi, a connoisseur and trench survivor, knows that the fan art and fic communities need clear visuals of his cat to fully realize their full works, whereas Hoseok does not give a SHIT how much of our imagination we simply have to use

cat dads doing cat dad things 🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛

BTS as Taehyung things: NJ: Pitches voice for maximum coercion JK: Stays up all night just fucking around HS: Artistic vision is aggressively executed and horny YG: Champion Sexy Lounger JM: May be in Paris at any moment SJ: Loves flustering, hates to be flustered TH: Can be anything; is everything

Taehyung power walking into a dark closet while Jin, Hoseok, and Jungkook pursue him relentlessly is DEFINITELY a fantasy he’s had at least once

Important question: do the Sope cats have regular play dates

Despite the fact that they continue to extend their mutual pining by NOT sharing a cat, I’m still taking Sope Cats as a personal win along with everyone else

Namjoon is very susceptible to Bangtan peer pressure so this BTS critical mass of cats might be hitting him like a truck, he could have upwards of 10 cats in his new house

BTS are coming into 2026 with fucking bonkers energy they are feral and climbing the bars of their cages waiting to be unleashed on the world like a tsunami they are punchy they are shaking they are stripping down and dancing about it

Jung Hoseok’s Seoltang photo album must be literal thousands of pictures

Cannot believe I woke up, watched a 10 second ad on Weverse just to see Yoongi say goodbye, and it was the best thing that happened to me in all of 2025

Describe your bluesky account in a single image

i just think we as a society moved on from This Namjoon wayyyyyyy too quickly

Big hands no shirt can’t lose

Had lunch with a coworker and family today and the restaurant had crayons and a drawing menu for kids and when I asked the 7 year old what he was drawing he looked me straight in the eye and said “The Hindenberg. It exploded.” It was the most based 7 year old interaction I’ve maybe ever had

Something underplayed in fic is how much Yoongi simply cannot keep his hands off of everyone but Namjin. Not in a sexy or even deliberate way, but when he’s in proximity he’s gotta touch their clothes or hair or hands like an inspection. Like he needs to be privy to the whole of them at all times

I fully respect and believe in the Bangtans’ right to personal life privacy but this is a principle difficult to uphold when Namjoon posts straight through every up and down of his situationship. Godspeed to him and his thirst traps in this time

The more unsubtle they get about the new album’s ties to HYYH the more insane I become. What if they bring back the Yoonkook. What if they bring back the Jihope. What if they… good god what if they bring back the Taejoon??????

The more I see of Jikook’s filmed vacations the more I’m like wtf are the unfilmed ones like…

In the same way Taehyung does magazine spreads mostly to get professional-quality thirst traps for his arsenal, Hoseok does brand sponsorships mostly to get expensive little gifts in the mail

Taehyung treats lives in many ways as if they are text messages to a million people and that’s charming

Looking back at 2025 I’ve spent a lot more time than I expected staring at close-up pictures of Hoseok’s hand and asking myself which part of his body it’s resting on. His thigh? His stomach? His dick? Could be anything!

Jin will never, ever be so drunk that fear won’t pierce his very soul whenever Taehyung expresses the desire to voice a sincere inner thought, but he can be too drunk to force Taehyung to clear it with him first

Should have kept all those mattresses in the move my guy. This is what you get for not having a hundred mattresses to whip out at a moment a notice

Anyone else getting a sort of Taekook saw Jin across the bar and liked his vibes feeling from this whole thing

But seriously, imagine you’ve known people for like 15 years, you’ve worked with them and lived with them for most of it, and your jobs are literally to make music and sing together which you have been doing for 2 months straight now, and then you… go home and sing together some more. Wtf is that

Jungkook’s black marble floors under the huge black sectional in front of acres of black blackout curtains are absolutely killing me

Taken from @/clarz because it’s the holidays and that’s the time to focus on myself! Thanks to her for coming up with it! You can tell she’s a writer because these are super interesting writer questions…

Santa showed up at my nephew’s school today in a fire truck and only the fact that I’ve been to a BTS concert prepared me for the sheer level of mind-losing the entire elementary experienced all at once

I like that in acknowledgement that the AP audience is old, rich, and easily startled, Hoseok modulates the dick-first Mona Lisa choreography into something that’s just on the right side of horny. He’s so perfectly calibrated as a human and performer

I really miss movies where the cast all sing a song during the credits, where did that go

30k bookmarks on twitter. bunch of army freaks yada yada (repost)

Taehyung wearing an immaculate sweater vest and tie combination with his hair soft and good church boy like that will make us forget the nudist he has become Taehyung we will never forget!!!!

It’s great how Yoongi stands like a person who has a high number of body parts yet is not thinking about how they are configured literally at all. Each part is just doing whatever it feels comfortable with at that moment

BTS ships as Sports Night exchanges, my most “this is just for me and like one other person” thread yet: Jin: Namjoon, I need to talk to you. Namjoon: Good, because I need to talk to you, too. Who should go first? Jin: Since I don't really care what you have to say, I think it should be me.

Yoongi has the same wardrobe he’s had for the last 10 years, sometimes replacing a worn generic t-shirt with another generic t-shirt, and the only way he’s getting new brand clothes is if someone gives them to him or Namjoon throws them away and he scuttles away with the haul

A perfect 2 minute Bangtan live: Minjoon desperately trying to understand tech, Yoongi offering advice without moving, Jin alternately heckling and fighting Jungkook, Hoseok watching, bemused, Koo actually solving the problem, and Tae fully wandering away because he knows it’s gonna take a WHILE

In the middle of watching the new Knives Out and it has won my entire heart for directly referencing and using The Hollow Man by John Dickson Carr, one of my favorite mystery books ever written. Best one in the series already hands down

BTS by how hard it is to schedule a meeting with them: YG: Easy, he wants to do business and is ready at a moment’s notice SJ: Keeps calendar slots open for surprises, mostly his own, but he can squeeze you in NJ: A manager keeps his schedule tidy, but sometimes he’s outside of cell reception

I think it’s great that the biggest, most furious summoning circle for the new BTS album release is BTS themselves. They are calling upon the ancient gods at the back of their practice room every day

The sophisticated bold tattoo sleeve and the ridiculous amateur hand tattoos are so Jungkook, I love him forever