I think the Big Hit hairstylists spent the entire 18 months of Jimin’s service window figuring out how to dye his hair blonde permanently without destroying it and it’s paying off now in spades

Considering the possibility that Taehyung had the time of his life on Hot Ones eating nothing but mild fried chickenbut has chosen to inhabit a Hooligans character in all of the media around it to maintain pathos and mystery

BTS by shortest to longest goodbyes in their lives: Taehyung Yoongi Jimin Seokjin Hoseok Namjoon Jungkook

Wait has he been up all night is this what is happening? I joined late

I have no objections to having hot blondes wielding swords in a music video but I do have to wonder why they hired externally - Jimin was right there

I feel like I’m on the opposite side of everyone on this new direction of Run BTS, I think it’s exciting if a couple of members want to try something and the company supports it / produces it under the umbrella of Run BTS rather than it being a live or a Disney show or a Netflix guest appearance

Manifesting a BTS plays tabletop games in their hotel rooms on tour Run BTS 2.0 starting now

Taehyung like I became a global sensation so that I could do the things that I want not the things that you want. Army will regret this

While I bet all of them sincerely enjoy being back together again as a unit, I do suspect sometimes, as Hoseok is falling asleep at night, his small secret voice thinks “Man wasn’t it great when I was in charge of everything all of the time and my scheduled timing was the only one that mattered…”

BTS as my interview questions: HS: What colors are your cats? SJ: Who in BTS would you bench press if you had to? TH: What is the best hat? JK: Are aliens real? NJ: What is your favorite hour of the day? JM: Who is your greatest enemy? YG: How many lies did you tell in this interview?

I’ve never identified Taehyung as a hipster before but now that he said it it makes soooooo much sense and I’m mad at myself for never writing it

Wha are the odds that Jimin was sitting on Namjoon’s lap, giggling, as he composed that Weverse post, because they are definitely not zero

I love Hoseok basically telling us that everyone but Jimin nearly died during the Hot Ones filming at the same time that Namjoon decides to write him an old fashioned love letter with modern share-ability. Park Jimin’s legend only grows…

As soon as he hits 40, the bifocal lenses are coming out

No history or documentary of BTS is really complete without reckoning with the tragedy that Namjoon, through dint of being enormously tall and full-to-bursting with ideas and erudition, was forced to be a serious leader for 10 years instead of a complete goober as god intended

Whenever I enter a mindspace of total peace and calm I hear inside my head, “It goes ‘Let me, honey, talk about the bizness - everybody know now where the K is.’” and I’m both smiling and shaking ass

This would be my Super Bowl

I want to add that I didn’t to this so that anyone would argue with or create grief for the original poster. I think they are genuinely kind-hearted and understanding in a way that I wish I was, so please don’t take it in that direction if at all possible

If anyone is looking for a high quality rip of Come Over, I’ve got you! 🥹🫡 I also put it on the clock app if that’s an easier link to share with others?? www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkrFsTDB/

This is a really kind-hearted and nice way to see the release that would make sense if SoundCloud didn’t exist. As someone who may never hear this track properly - one that everyone gushes over as so meaningful and beautiful, it doesn’t feel like a fans-only loving secret, it just feels shitty

BTS by how they view coolness: SJ: As a trap JK: As a mystery YG: As a tool NJ: As a journey HS: As a lifestyle JM: As a costume TH: As a mindset

Jungkook showing up to teach us Korean and he’s like well I’ve never even really thought about my first language as a concept but here we go

I really love how Taehyung has an entirely different bearing and existence whenever he feels “cool”, and that the definition of feeling cool is entirely unique to his own preferences and requires no outside input whatsoever

I do have to wonder about Bangtan tactics when it comes to fighting order. You send Jungkook down the hallway first, yes, that’s a strong opener, but then your next fighter is… Hoseok?? Followed by Namjoon??? Meanwhile you have black belt and uncompromising warrior Jimin bringing up the rear; a mess

It’s great how Jin and Tae, the most dramatic members, both opted out of the softer neutrals into bold color but Jin’s shade is a party and Taehyung’s is a threat

It’s incredible how still he sits for so long. He’s moving around some and talking but his shoulders stay in virtually the same position the whole time. Insane body control on this one

new jk reaction just dropped

trust hobi to do every dance move in the dirtiest possible way

Shout out to JK on my 100th rewatch of the video for his over-dramatic rush into the toilet stall to throw up during Yoongi’s verse, a great representation of how I feel watching him go hard

That's my man & I'm gonna stand beside him.

why is everything this comeback just "here's another plot for a poly ot7 200k fic have fun"

Imagine being so inhumanely talented that you can do whatever the hell you want and people still have to bow down in awe

New BTS lines: Those who will look ridiculous if needed: Jimin, Jungkook Those who refuse to ever look ridiculous: Hoseok, Yoongi Those who are excited to look ridiculous: Namjoon, Jin, Taehyung

I really like seeing what captures BTS via their Instagram likes for the new album, namely: NJ: You are positive in any way JK: You are a young kpop group, have a motorcycle, have an animal, are super hot or super Gen Z HS: You are verified JM: You are a regular-ass person out there doing your best

I don’t mind if the 2.0 video is an April Fool’s joke as long as it’s an actual video I can watch. Like they can be dumb as hell playing dramatic parts and wearing ludicrous hairpieces all they want, that’s just Bangtan at their most distilled form. All I want is to be able to see it!

Making Namjoon perform a verse while simultaneously opening an umbrella one-handed, indoors, is such a mean storyboard choice

Namseok enacting a sexy bodyguard AU where only Namjoon knows they are doing the AU is one of the funniest versions of oblivious Hoseok I’ve ever seen

I was like “it’s 3 in the morning in Korea we probably won’t hear from any -“ and then Namjoon my most precious late night overthinker called my bluff. I hope he’s feeling loved!

More pelvis-first choreo smh

BTS by their Run 2.0 thoughts: NJ: Reinvention is the highest virtue YG: View counts sustain me JK: I can now become a hyung TH: Use it to showcase my sports glow up JM: Even more opportunities to be in other people’s houses HS: If I suffer, we all suffer together SJ: Don’t be tortured by the Youth

The only thing I learned from the Run BTS teaser is the only thing they really have to do to amuse themselves is sit in a semi-circle and take turns lightly roasting each other until Hoseok is flat on the floor with laughter

Remember how Yoongi created a YouTube talk show just so Namjoon could drink and yap about his overwhelming feelings regarding aging, his album, and legacy, and Yoongi was like “yeah this might be the only episode I just knew you needed a safe space” and they still don’t wear their wedding rings

I am not mentally or physically prepared for a Taehyung who has leveled up his singing, performance, looks, pornographic ideations, vocal depth AND English skills

I sometimes forget that Jimin, first of all of them, carved Yoongi’s angry, bolstering words on his chest like a brand to show that he was never, ever going to give up on this and then I’m reminded and I go insane once more

I have to be honest I sincerely thought we would never have Run BTS again and had fully made my peace with it and their right to work life balance so now I don’t know what to do with myself

This is a good thread and also there’s a huge difference between being handed an English song and singing it and having your feelings translated into English and singing it. I love both Dynamite and Arirang so this isn’t shade, but equating their outcomes when the approaches are opposite is crazy

The way Namjoon tries to both deflect and flirt back with “actually you’re the sexy one, baby” and Taehyung simply barrels through that without acknowledgment because he is making a point right now (that Namjoon is sexy as fuck) is a perfect distillation of Taejoon

Man I really am just a basic bitch - Swim has always been just a fine song for me, not my favorite, but give me the Suga melodic techno version where it’s, at heart, faster and suddenly I’m all in!

Hoseok dancing in a leather duster that’s it