@latenightseth.bsky.social with @mikescollins.bsky.social killing the entire segment again. Someone give that dude a raise.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

Dude on the Amtrak is watching Hunting Wives full screen on his laptop. Excited to see where this goes.

This whole thing was terrific. I love @defunctland.bsky.social

KEN JENNINGS: Spanish pop duo Los del Río created a dance craze in the 90s with this number 1 hit. ME, LOSING AND MAD ABOUT IT:

RFK Jr taking out a quill after throwing "massive nut" into Rhymezone

I'm worried this means she has plans the next day

Mamdani could end this all now if he just said "You know who I think is sooo cool? Whoever killed Epstein 😍"

Trump is gonna join DSA today

some girl brought these to a party in 10th grade and was acting really drunk and annoying and then some dude was like "uhh there's no alcohol in these..." and she did not have a very shagadelic rest of the night

Tonight, Seth Meyers takes #ACloserLook at tensions in the MAGA movement after two Trump favorites push to release the Epstein files www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcyA...

lol last night was a rerun

Gonna be a guest judge on this Survivor themed show tonight at UCB! Come by! Also this is a good space to mention I once met Jeff Probst!!!

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

American Pie American Pie 2 Spotlight American Wedding

oh it's sandwich chuckin season

Was gonna say, “Ok, groomer,” but really just want to say fuck this guy forever.

Earth 2 Curtis Sliwa tonight

Chuck Schumer has endorsed Zohran Mamdani

This is how I'm gonna sleep thinking of the millions sunk into Cuomo's campaign for absolutely nothing

Decision Desk has called the New Jersey governors race for Mikie Sherill. Yet another state where millions of dollars in anti trans ads didn't work.

Debra Messing really posting through it right now

the "If Zohran wins I'm moving out of New York" crowd should have 30 days to post the zillow listing

I wish bands put a little QR code to their Venmo on the merch table for when you're at capacity for shirts but still wanna throw them a few bucks

good resource for families in danger of losing SNAP benefits and good place to donate funds if you're able GiveDirectly.org/snap

Please enjoy this dumb @latenightseth.bsky.social Halloween sketch www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfIT...

Just watched all 10 chapters of @defunctland.bsky.social's Disney's Living Characters and sorry Marty Supreme but it's my movie of the year

I knew twitter was full of nazis but I didn't know they were also 7

What is your favorite live music venue in NYC? Sliwa: The Chainsmokers!!! Mamdani: Forest Hills. Cuomo: I picked my daughters up from one once.

Issuing both a “hell yeah” and a “check it out" on this one

I'm on Podcast: The Ride today talking about going to Spooky World with Wendy the Snapple Lady! Listen where you get podcasts!

any patient meeting with Dr Loomis

Days before early voting and Andrew Cuomo drops the breakout AI star of the year. Sorry Tilly Norwood but this is our queen

It's 1994 at McDonalds and I'm constantly pretending to be insulted so I can speak to the manager

best band Rilo Kiley

absolutely they are but I also get the same feeling from the small town ones of just a few cool people who don't give a fuck

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

A high school friend told me she was planning to make a “No Kings But Dunkings” sign to protest with. 😂

No Kings and then Rilo Kiley what could be better

hello. my comedy special, Demi Adejuyigbe Is Going To Do One (1) Backflip, comes to Dropout November 19th ✨🔥🎷🐵🤖🇮🇹

I just went buck wild watching John Carpenter play the Halloween theme live. God bless him 🔪🎃

@latenightseth.bsky.social with a Friday Surprise Inspection? As per usual, @mikescollins.bsky.social steals the bit!

we come to this place for cabbage

please be patient with me I was circumcised

cannot wait for this fucking dork to not be president

sooo you kids hear that song about travis kelce's hog?

Wrong. This is a good joke.

Running down the best scary movies to watch this Halloween in The Scollywood Minute 🎃🎃🎃

Running down the best scary movies to watch this Halloween in The Scollywood Minute 🎃🎃🎃

this is so awful