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real thoughts from a real bunny
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about 2 years ago
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I think the stars probably taste like sprinkles. I want to eat them. But if I did, nobody would be able to enjoy looking at them. So I guess I won’t. At least not for a while.
about 1 month ago
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There are slugs out there. Out in the world.
about 1 month ago
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If you feel a thump thumping in your chest, that’s the little bunny in there. Hopping around.
about 1 month ago
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I gots a tummy.
about 1 month ago
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A nap a day keeps the grumpies away.
about 2 months ago
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You can be a bun.
about 2 months ago
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I’m not trapped at the farmers market with the veggies. The veggies are trapped at this farmers market with me.
4 months ago
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I might look cool in hats, but a lot of hats don't have holes for my little ears, and what's the point if I can't hear people telling me how cool I look in the hat?
4 months ago
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If you need a dad bun today, I can be your dad bun today. I accept you just as you are and I keep photos of you in my bun wallet to show off to all the other woodland creatures so I can brag about how cool and cute you are.
4 months ago
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I’m pretty small, but I’m also kind of big. It depends who you ask.
4 months ago
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How many naps are we allowed to take?
4 months ago
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Does anyone know what we’re supposed to do when another bunny or perhaps even a kitty is just SO fluffy?
5 months ago
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I’m thankful for all the buns who came before me who figured out which plants are tasty.
5 months ago
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I’m your mama bun for the day if you need me. You were always my favorite. Now let’s go get some hay.
5 months ago
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I have been informed that whales exist.
5 months ago
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Humans, please don’t dig too deep into the ground. Once you get about 10 feet deep, that’s all rabbits, babeyy
6 months ago
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They won’t let me be the Easter Bunny because I eat all the stuff.
6 months ago
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You don’t have to do *everything* today. You can just do some of it.
7 months ago
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I heard with my bunny ears that today is April Fulls Day. So I am full of hay. I don’t know who April is, though.
7 months ago
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poh poh poh poh (I am hopping backwards today)
7 months ago
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There are a lot of things that exist.
7 months ago
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I like dirt.
8 months ago
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There might be more rabbits than the ones I personally know, but I’d have no way of knowing if that’s true.
8 months ago
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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, it says, “Aaaaahhhh I’m falling!”
8 months ago
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Hamstrings are named that because of the piggies.
8 months ago
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It makes sense to be drained, depressed, and anxious right now. It’s reasonable and understandable. Give yourself grace.
9 months ago
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We need you. ❤️
9 months ago
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I woke up and it’s a new year? What happened to the old one?
10 months ago
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It’s okay to be sad during the holidays. If you want, you can come to my burrow. You don’t have to perform cheerfulness here. You can have some cookies if you want.
10 months ago
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I've dug my burrow a bit bigger and filled it with lots of warm cozy hay. If you need to get away today, you are welcome here.
11 months ago
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Tonight’s a full moon. You know what that means…
11 months ago
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Hold my paw. I will sit with you.
11 months ago
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We have each other. Thank you for being here with me.
12 months ago
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I may not be able to swim like a fish or fly like a bird, but I can bun proficiently.
12 months ago
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The sky changes color a lot. Are we allowed to post here if the sky is a different color than blue?
about 1 year ago
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If Mother's Day is difficult or painful for you, I will adopt you as my baby bun for the day. You are my precious bun and I am proud of how far you've come, even though it's been hard. Remember to groom behind your ears.
over 1 year ago
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The sky was painting last night! And tonight the clouds are back. Don’t worry clouds, we didn’t forget you.
over 1 year ago
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Humans will be like, “Time to give my lawn a haircut.”
over 1 year ago
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Get in, friend, we're going hopping.
over 1 year ago
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I am bun. Bounce. Perhaps even hop hop.
over 1 year ago
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My hands look like this (bunny paws) so your hands can look like this (your hands).
almost 2 years ago
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You’re my favorite Halloweenies 🍬🍬🍬🍫🍬🍬đźŤđźŤ«đźŤ¬đźŤ«đźŤ¬đźŤđźŤđźŤ¬đźŤ«
almost 2 years ago
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Total eclipse of the bun.
about 2 years ago
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I don’t have wings yet, but I’m going to do my best.
about 2 years ago
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about 2 years ago
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