more lascaux honse worry stones, just in time for the year of the horse (honse) reopening shop on jan 24, 2pm CT #ceramics

The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”

trump 2019: i barely knew him. a lot of people knew him much better than i did. but he was a creep. trump 2026: we can clone jeffery and i think we will. i do. you take some of the DNA and a tube and bing there's a new jeffery. i don't see why we wouldn't.

Out today, what looks to be a fascinating book, American Bridge, by the inestimable Gregory Dreicer, which traces how bridge-building transformed architecture and technology. (William Le Baron Jenney made his bones engineering bridges for the Union Army.) gregorydreicer.com#/americanbri...

Monsieur Lutnick, euhh, let mee zhust ask you. Which euhh famous pédophile sold you your houze?

ABOUT A HUNDRED

new artwork, too lazy to make clever caption

Severe G4 geomagnetic storm (Kp8) Threshold Reached: 19:38 UTC Follow live on https://www.spaceweather.live/l/kp

This is patently untrue lol

Heads up folks

The moon is such a planet, I can’t even stand it.

Every time Chuck Schumer speaks about the Democrats’ bold new plans is just this old Onion article.

kpop is short for Korean popcorn

The US is collapsing into fascism and going to war with Europe and the opposition party is like “I’m here to talk about the important thing: how your average grocery bill has risen by two dollars over the last year, which I also have no plan or ability to fix”

Meanwhile let's check in with Harrison Mevis after the game winning field goal! WHAT????

I’ve never heard Mike Tirico scream like that

Patriots in control.

A lot of people decided Bruce Springsteen was bad because some annoying sportswriters like him.

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

And the laws passed during Mack’s term reflected the temper of one who had cut stone, who knew how to proceed by steps, by chamfers and fillets; who understood how brittle the things of the world could be. How an arris, once carelessly blown, could never be restored.

it would be nice if more of these world leaders stopped posting on the evil pedophile site that's actively part of the nazi conspiracy to destroy their alliance

First trailer for Pittock Mansion in LAIKA’s new stop-motion film ‘WILDWOOD’. The magical adventure arrives in theaters later this year. #Wildwood #LAIKA

Their first mistake was invading Minneapolis Their second mistake was invading his true home: Online

lol remember during Covid when Elon said he’d give hospitals 1000 ventilators and he actually gave them 200 Diamond Rio MP3 players.

Schumer’s big housing thing is just some tax incentives.

Donald Trump doesn’t understand that if he wants a fake Nobel Prize, there are like 80 economists who would gladly give him one.

Hey quick question Mr. Lutnick: which notorious now-dead pedophile sold you your house?

They would just allow elected Rs to give an oath and become congressmen and they would bar Ds from the building. Checks come from Scott Bessent.

It is incredible that the richest person in history and the biggest child pornographer in history is the same guy.

I don’t know or even think that this would happen but Virginia could “elect” a slate of reps, send them to Washington, and they’re just locked out of the building.

He is the president.

I momentarily produced a hyper dense Schwarzschild wormhole by trying to develop a mathematically accurate visual interpretation of how much of a pedophile Elon Musk is.

Elon Musk considers Children of Men to be the ultimate dystopia because it’s a world where pedophilia is no longer possible.

They absolutely would keep it.

Elon Musk considers Children of Men to be the ultimate dystopia because it’s a world where pedophilia is no longer possible.

Getting eaten out at eggslut

Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.

This Pete and Pete episode (“The Call”) is the most ambitious 22 min episode of children’s entertainment ever made.

CBS is introducing a new NFT called NewsCoin. Each NewsCoin can be exchanged for up to three KnowledgeCoins. You can spend KnowledgeCoins to mint unique exchangeable images of Bari Weiss’s homely face.

Hello, Iso City! 🛣️ iso-city.com

Thank you Aaron Rodgers. You are Trent Dilfer plus some additional regular season theatrics.

Sheldon Rankins is a perfect name for an Oxbridge trained economics professor and also for a 400 lb defensive lineman who could rip a car door clean off.

This is Springsteen’s famous Chicken Man (RIP blown up in Philly last night, along with his house)

This is harmful messaging. They need more training.

The Pitt is anti-Reiki propaganda

One public service I do: I accept LinkedIn requests from recruiters in LQOL states, I lead them on, then I ask them about the company’s parental leave policy. If the answer “none,” I tell them to drop dead.

Poor Jamelle Bouie contracted Yglesias brain. It looks terminal.

Jamelle is right, Democrats currently have too much fight in them.

The Pitt is anti-Reiki propaganda