i am racist to computers

The Super Bowl halftime show should be Jonathan Richman

Cameraman has some priorities.

Ben Carson got a reputation for being a genius brain surgeon but all of his famous operations read like 19th century grotesqueries. [Weird mumbling whisper voice] “Just as Mark directed Jobriath, we removed the patient’s brain and replaced it with a car battery, and he sadly expired.”

My 11yo daughter just walked in the room, looked at the tv, and said "is that a meme." I get she's new to internet culture but no. That is Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant smoking crack. It would be a fire meme tho

The New York Times doesn't tell you why the alleged murderer said he sent pizzas to the victim's house just before he ran down the girl and her best friend. He said on video that he was getting revenge for social media comments about death of Charlie Kirk.

Nobody on earth helped Trump more than Comey lol. I hope they give him the chair.

The music drop in the YKS Miketober episode made me laugh so fucking hard.

31 years of BORT. “Itchy and Scratchy Land” first aired October 2, 1994.

Easier to get anavar in the US than in Saudi Arabia.

Yes but Ciattarelli is crushing it in the demographic of “psychotic white teens who just stalked and killed 2 girls and can’t vote because they’re in prison.”

Il pleut des pesticides. Littéralement. Partout. #poison www.lalibre.be/planete/2025...

It’s movie time!

The media thinks right wing terror attacks are acceptable to good in general even if they’re aimed at a minority religion aligned with the right.

rotating the phrase "Electric Nebraska" around in my head for days. fuck cellar door

Relatedly, can you imagine the fire department asking the community whether they felt like following the fire code? Because this is exactly what we do with road safety.

There were a ton of Chechens who talked like this while mobilizing for the Ukraine war and they keep getting vaporized by Ukrainian women on laptops.

Whenever Pete Hesgeth talks about the warrior ethos or whatever: Imperial Japan had a real warrior ethos and they were righteously annihilated by a bunch of hicks who just wanted to eat ice cream and maybe catch a glance at Lena Horne’s gams.

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The Jets are really Jetsing it up tonight

Tyreek Hill huh

They have! But just not about this president

Pepsi just released the new superhero. They want to rival Marvel. His name is Pepsiman. He drank radioactive Pepsi and now he can turn his bottom half into Pepsi.

Mets owner Steve Cohen is finding it real difficult to succeed in an industry where you can’t just leverage illegally-obtained insider information to profit from fraud.

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

OLD NOBY

If the Dodgers believed they were winning, then why are they still batting? Why are they still trying to score runs even if they have more than the opposing team?

40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody

Tren doesn’t pay for itself you know

If your Klein be Naomi, then listen, homie; But if your Klein be Ezra, disregard what he sezra

I can confirm that Donald Trump is adding a 14th stripe and 51st star to the American flag in honor of Charlie Kirk.

Targeted attack on a dockside restaurant in North Carolina. Three dead. Suspect a former Marine sniper in Iraq and Haiti who tried to sue the US govt for “genocide against straight men by the LGBQT community.” Flags at half mast? Endless op-eds? Victims’ faces on coins? www.cnn.com/2025/09/28/u...

For Bloomberg, Leigh Giangreco has a great story, with a lot of pics and the participation of Brick of Chicago tourmaster Will Quam, of Chicago architecture's historic and ongoing relationship with brick. www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

They call it L C L. We’re looking into it very closely, LCL. You don’t even have to - you get hurt, you just grow a new you, in a big tank. Very complicated but actually not all that complicated if you ask me.

Of all the weird old pedophiles, we took the weirdest one and made him president for life

I know a lot of people won’t click through to read about “med beds” so here’s the crucial quote to explain how fucking crazy this is. Trump just posted an AI video of himself promising every American access to this.

i wish they’d let gregg turkington run a one-man broadcast booth for a football game. he’d just call every field goal attempt good and then go back to talking about the lettering on the jerseys

There’s no joke. Just a statement. Also I’ve never gambled electronically so no idea why I got this targeted ad

Awful news that Kaleb Horton died. A talented writer who in another time would've been getting $5 a word with an expense account. Read his skilled filleting of the Entourage movie web.archive.org/web/20150605...

I hope Comey gets the death penalty lol 💉

David Letterman rapping his cards against the desk and saying “Imogen Poots.”

When the aux cord breaks and I just start singing

Every time I check in on Kool Keith, he has released another album that sounds like it was recorded by 30th century time traveler visiting 1989.

Jeffrey Epstein was a hobbit CONFIRMED

Good LORD what is happening in there?!

Jim Breuer thinks that he invented the idea of “traveling on a bus” and that his manager stole the idea and gave it to Dane Cook. m.youtube.com/watch?v=xUa6...

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I just learned that the mascot for the US Army football team is a Spartan being completely skewered through the brain by a short sword.