(November 28 06:45) • Death toll is at least 94, with 78 injuries (12 critical, 16 serious, 22 discharged) • Search-and-rescue operations for all 7 buildings of Wang Fuk Court expected to be completed by 9am news.rthk.hk/rthk/ch/comp...

Ruining another Thanksgiving with my family by getting into a screaming argument about which version of Jonathan Richman’s “Roadrunner” should be the national anthem.

My baby daughter has classified all animals into two categories: “doggy” and “Totoro.”

I’m genuinely shocked by the graphic depiction of a raw whole turkey in this slapstick Minnie Mouse cartoon. They end up squishing it with a car!!!!!

LOW BROW: Guy Fieri MIDDLE BROW: Anthony Bourdain HIGH BROW: The weird YouTube guy who reviews fast food while wearing exquisite vintage three piece suits.

Yeah motherfucker I’m antifa. Anti fauvism. I believe that color should be naturalistic and subdued, and expressive bold brushwork is puerile.

Every year every single Christian family in America has Thanksgiving dinner at 10:30 in the morning.

Man you can crush anyone you want with your car in New York City. You don’t even have to be famous! They just let you do it.

“Republican lawyer” or “Republican business” are types that make total sense. “Republican doctor” is such an inherent contradiction that you know that every example is going to be a completely fucking batty.

I can’t believe they even let LSU have a medical program. It’s like El Salvador having a space program.

for a hot second I thought he was conducting this press conference in a full upper body cast and man that would have been an incredible bit

My baby daughter has classified all animals into two categories: “doggy” and “Totoro.”

I have never once in my life been to “the club.” Couldn’t even fathom it.

This is lolcow kiwifarms type stuff, being done by Vanity Fair magazine.

SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth. MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...

Studio Gang built a mass timber meeting center for Harvard and holy cow look at this turd

This Boer has fried his brain. Cannot even speak in sentences.

Studio Gang built a mass timber meeting center for Harvard and holy cow look at this turd

NVIDIA earnings were a mirage. The market figured it out surprisingly fast. NVIDIA bump evaporated. I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble. But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash. Waiting for the feds? open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...

Q. Will there be email at the party? A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.

The show Pluribus is basically about what happens after the Human Instrumentality Project.

An honor and dream come true to perform alongside Yo-Yo Ma, presented by Celebrity Series at Boston Symphony Hall. 💜 🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)

People gotta quit saying that Trump has dementia. He has something much rarer: Extreme degenerative CTE from a lifetime of consuming Andrew Lloyd Webber music.

Deleting my joke because this guy beat me to it.

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

JD Vance keeps going on the weird right wing TV network owned by Robert Sigg, who has been arrested for burglary, assault, domestic violence, and fraud, and whose son abducted, killed, and dismembered a little girl.

hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay

Howard Lutnick keeps refusing to turn over the banking records of Jeffrey Epstein, or as Lutnick knows him, “my neighbor, who sold me my house at a discount.”

The fact that Grok needs ten thousand advanced GPUs just to become Hitler means that we are likely underestimating the power of Hitler’s brain.

Reading my phone has opened up my pineal gland.

Unlike his friend and fellow pedophile Leon Black, Jeffrey Epstein at least had the decency not to hoard and taint countless pieces of remarkable artwork.

I’d like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of this jam

Fuck this lady. If you want to control what happens to your neighbor’s house, you have to buy your neighbor’s house.

Fish have committed credit card fraud

Once again,

30 Rock-ass Reality

A hot meal is lowkey goated

It would be materially prosperous to roast Matthew Yglesias like a suckling pig. Fat dripping off into the coals and crackling. Give his tongue to the dogs.

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X devrait être bloqué en France. Nay. X devrait être bloqué sur l'ensemble de la planète. Ce genre de merde devrait rendre unanimement tout le monde fou/folle de rage. Les institutions françaises qui ont encore des comptes sur cette piscine de pus devraient les fermer immédiatement. Et vous aussi.

lol Grok is doing full blown holocaust denial now

Mariam Yarimi, the insane recidivist speeding driver who crushed and wiped out an entire family with her Audi, got the NYC “pobody’s nerfect” special and will only spend 3 years in jail.

People gotta quit saying that Trump has dementia. He has something much rarer: Extreme degenerative CTE from a lifetime of consuming Andrew Lloyd Webber music.

Remember when that crazy right wing lady in full blackface went into Target just to scream at people and the entire Target board of directors thought, “You know, she’s right.”

These German tilt-and-turn windows are much better than trash American casement windows. They pivot and lock on 4 different axes to maximize flexibility and air flow. Plus, all of the tiny internal mechanisms break immediately upon use rendering them inoperable.

this making the rounds again lol

A major factor in Trump’s sudden loss of Hispanic support is cultural: They have a unique disdain for men who have sex with children, and they even have a special word to describe it: “pedófilo.” This is being overlooked by Anglo journalists who are not familiar with these cultural nuances.