We had two perfect examples of positivity masculinity and we didn’t appreciate them enough at the time.

He is right though. Kaitlan Collins old job was the “black crime” beat at Tucker Carlson’s blog.

Bari Weiss is HOMELY

Computer doesn’t tell me what to do. I tell computer what to do.

They’re calling me Mister Pespi

just so we are clear the weaponization fund is 100% still on

People in movies love drying their clothes on the line outside in dusty areas.

People are now debating what the proper earring placement is.

Okay I am fully converted to the @mtsw.bsky.social school of Trump analysis.

I would use my One Wish Willow to get a big bowl of pasta.

The thing is that Sid Rosenberg knows that he looks insane. It’s his brand. He sells t-shirts with his broiled skin color on them.

Just got an email from New Zealand Post, or as I call it KIWI’S DELIVERY SERVICE

Good morning! ❤️

He's ruined my life, I may have to vote for him a 4th time because of how business like he was on that reality show 20 years ago

There is no such thing as “bus rapid transit.”

There’s only one good conservative artist and it’s Warren Zevon.

Ossoff: "While you pay more for everything, Donald Trump wants your tax dollars for what many are calling the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom."

Madison Square Garden is a deeply evil place.

I dunno this seems like a solved problem to me

Everyone coos and clucks about how great Costco is, and it does have positive qualities, but actually going there is extremely psychically damaging.

For #RomanSiteSaturday, 4 photos from 2024 of #HadriansWall. Constructed from AD 122, the Wall was conceived as a semi-permeable Roman military zone. Forts and Milecastles provided the main access routes north and south. You could pass through with Roman consent. 📷 my own #RomanBritain

The most based and high-T activity is cutting the capital gains tax.

It’s weird how Trump can go scorched earth on any Republican who advocated releasing the Epstein files and the media doesn’t treat it like a pretty conclusive admission of guilt.

Dude, watch this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=olqV...

If you like this stuff, check out poznervfetzer.com. The long and short of it is that one of the Sandy Hook parents sued a truther into complete ruin and destitution. He can’t so much as buy a soda without getting approval from the court.

Once again, Paxton will win specifically because he’s a pedophile.

The defining principle of our society is that people who were lucky during the dot com boom or Web 2.0 should have vast and ever-growing individual power over the entire world. The only acceptable check on their power is their squabbles with each other.

Oh Elon Musk is rigging the stock market? Not my problem! Do I look like I’m part of the economy? Fuck you!!

That pearl earring is like 18” below Miffy’s actual ear.

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

The DOJ has launched a criminal probe into Grizabella for being very nasty to Donald Trump at the Jellicle Ball.

Paxton is quite clearly going to win. Not in spite of his pro-pedophilia record and buffoonish penny-ante corruption, but because of it.

[condescendingly] Uh no actually. The asshole is a self-cleaning organ.

My life coach yelling from the sideline for me to "just run out the clock"

Reporter: Ken Paxton has taken to calling you ‘Talafreako’ @JamesTalarico: If Ken Paxton is worried about freaks, he should stop giving Epstein-style sweetheart deals to pedophiles. This is the guy who just released Adam Hoffman from jail, an admitted child rapist.

every 20 years steven spielberg thinks about what drinking beer with an alien would be like

Yes the NYPD is racist and corrupt, but it also better managed and more transparent than 99.9% of American police departments. Case in point: youtu.be/cxZPfj8AlmY

It’s not the manager’s fault!!!! He didn’t make the movie!!!

please please please please don't let anyone talk him out of this

I used ChatGPT to write an insane manifesto, so this effectively gives me an Erdős number of 2

RFK Jr: Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism Trump: I've studied this a long time

*european family on vacation out west in August* ok children we will first get amburgére sandwiches then we will put on our sandals to walk across death valley

Lligwy Burial Chamber (Anglesey/Ynys Môn). An almost incomprehensible, colossal, 25-ton capstone resting on eight, blunt, two- metre tall uprights. An early #TombTuesday due to cowering indoors from the heat. 📷 from a couple of weeks ago.

I love going to the doctor every day to get told how healthy I am. That’s why I go so often! To amaze my doctors.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 25,1948

Media that’s specifically about New York City is boring at best and cloying at worst. Subway Takes is probably the worst in an already active marketplace.

The Enhanced Games are bullshit. They’re still banning runners from competing using the most powerful drug of all: being in a car

A Knicks championship would be a 9/11 scale disaster for New York City.

“Anthropic is profitable.” -Anthropic

One of the many sources cited in the new papal encyclical is... Gandalf