Traffic calming measures outside of a large Children’s Museum only require the death of 1 child.

Business geniouse Donald Trump began his term obsessed with conquering the Panama Canal and has instead managed to obliterate global access to a much more important maritime trade route.

Big pharma is good imo. They make my medicines.

im saying it dor h th e last fucking time they are nodes not bolts on frankingsteins neck

JENNYANYDOTS. Very rude to me last year at the Jellicle Ball, which is no longer “hot!” GRIZZABELLA has my total and complete endorsement for the Heaviside Layer ! Thank you for your attention to this matter! DJT

This film was one of the biggest influences on Hayao Miyazaki and Isao Takahata. Seeing it for the first time, Miyazaki told his friend, "I guess we’re failures, aren’t we?" This is Crac -- the first masterpiece by animator Frédéric Back. We explore: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/the-lament...

We need a Salacious Crumb, of the left.

⚫️OpenAI -> bankrupt ✅ ⚫️Microsoft Copilot -> abandonware ✅ ⚫️Grok -> world’s first “pedophile-forward AI system” ✅ ⚫️Anthropic Claude -> currently driving Eric Weinstein to delusional psychosis ✅

Fuck science. I am donating my body to art. I want to be autopsied in a 17th century Dutch painting.

lol he’s gonna end up drilling a hole in his own brain

I put my trousers on the same way as everyone else: a fiendish penguin houseguest forces them on to my body and then pilots them in a madcap caper to steal a diamond, a plot which is foiled thanks only to me loyal pooch.

reacher vindicated

I aspire to the level of Suburban Brain Excellence required to start a physical fight with Jack Reacher because you perceive him to be in violation of HOA bylaws. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma...

I hope they burn Leon Black’s art collection in front of him.

Just realized that my son’s class has both a Theo and a Jasper.

Developers ought not pinch pennies when it comes to structural elements of their buildings, e.g., post-tensioned concrete decks. It's not clear whether the developer's in-house GC self-performed the work. Leaks & a 2019 fire are ID'ed as potential contributing factors. sfstandard.com/2026/03/19/s...

Witch will continue

Baseball vampire

Merci !

The framing and editorializing in this CNN article about outgoing Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo is absolutely wild — implying her efforts to transform Paris by reducing traffic were only "for tourists" and left her terminally unpopular www.cnn.com/2026/03/21/t...

This maze was easy to get out of. you'd just move the mouse

Mob shit is so corny imo. Bunch of fat Italian birdbrains kissing each other and crying.

OH. MY. GAWD.

While this would be an unusual outcome for a civil fraud trial, I believe he should be given the death penalty

3/19/26

There should be a room in the DMV labeled “Reapplying for License after Mowing Down a Family” and if you go in there you get shot in the head.

I saw Kiki’s Delivery Service in 4k IMAX today. It’s gotta be somewhere between the Sistine Chapel and the Apollo Missions in terms of human achievement.

MGS in a nutshell:

this morning anya taylor-joy was hit with a question that has never been asked before in the history of the universe

can think of at least 50 artists who, if you gave them each even like 100 thousand dollars, it would absolutely change the culture we live in for the better. 5 million is pocket change in the scheme of things. but we have to live in a world where all of that capital is wasted on bullshit like this.

I had the funniest idea in the world and it was Kash Patel somehow solving the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum Heist.

Now that Mitt Romney has returned to his home planet, there’s no longer a reason for McKay Coppins to exist. That’s why his editors at the Atlantic are attempting to drive him to suicide.

Markwayne Mullin won't see your posts making fun of him for being named Markwayne. But all of your friends named Markwayne will.

The Flying Hellfish episode of the Simpsons is a heartwarming tale of grandfather-grandson bonding as they team up to pillage art that was looted from the murdered Jews of Europe.

The best Studio Ghibli movie is getting an IMAX release: www.imax.com/movie/whispe...

Clochán on Dingle Peninsula

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

I think you could find a lot of Dem politicians who would love to do this but there's a critical mass of Dems in every state who look at an industry that gives $1,000 to Dems and $100,000 to Republicans and thinks "i need that $1,000 tho" bsky.app/profile/kevi...

Someone in PA caught the Cleveland meteor on his dashcam driving towards NE Ohio. Source: x.com/hankf330togo...

(saying to group. of 7 girls) the lore surrounding the Playskool Cozy Coupe is actually quite a bit darker than you might think..and fairly Leftist

lol

Holy shit y’all I just got an email I’d like to nominate for the "Wildest All-Faculty Email" Hall of Fame

Michael B. Jordan with his In-N-Out after winning his Oscar 🏆

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Honestly pretty impressive to have the same name as the worlds most famous guy and become famous anyway

Sean Penn has won the first ever Academy Award for Walking.

Me mentally rotating everything i've ever said or done every time anyone on here says "liberals" do or don't do something

My friend @jessefarrar.com used to have a character "DJ Dr Dan Wiles" where he was an idiot shock jock who was desperately insecure about losing his hair, but was plagued by only being sponsored by advertisers like "Bald Guy Combs." And not only did the bit become real, but there's two of them.